i have a really good…what do you call it? word list?

Are we having fun yet?! Fabulous 🎉

I'm sampling old jazz big band recordings and combining it with samples of trucks accelerating and some twangy sounds I made by stretching rubber bands all over my cello. I think it will be a soundtrack for a Joseph Cornell film.

Watch out 2054

All Alone! Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot. But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. -Seuss

The haunted snowy owl queen would like a word with whooom

I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.

Pretty sky tonight

Drove home through a watercolor twilight instead of the dark. Nice.

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Is it odd that to wonder how ones estranged grandpup is? Asking for me…

Car insurance ??: 1) When I get the value of the Forester from Allstate it is minus my $500 deductible - that seems kinda fucked up since there's no repair work being done, am I crazy? 2) Is there a way to argue your case if the amount is lower than you think it should be? Any help appreciated.

I was running down our apartment building stairwell wearing socks to fetch laundry, slipped and literally bounced down several steps on my backside.

When I make apologies for poor performance or absence, they sound like fictitious nonsense like "Sorry I didn't submit that proposal, I got jalapeno hands in my ear canal because I removed and replaced an ear bud while cooking and needed to lie down and funnel olive oil in my ear" but I assure you

#readandplay (579) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Rush - Subdivisions youtu.be/EYYdQB0mkEU

Good versus evil lacks nuance. Why not try “mediocre versus kinda mopey?”

*returning an item to the grocery store Excuse me, these are more like adolescent carrots, not baby carrots. I would like my money back.

Mornin'

Really don't mind if you sit this one out....... music.youtube.com/watch?v=-UoZ...

This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)

Taking the garbage out for a fine meal and dancing.

Headline: AI Is Coming For Your Job Me: Great. What time can it get here?

Post-it note fort will be ready soon. I'd say take note, but I'm using those.

Let’s make this safe house a safe home. My FBI case officer: please don’t

Cracker Barrel Sunrise

This might be a bad day..I’m running on 6 hours of sleep in 2 days and not only am I exhausted but I’m the everything is freaking funny exhausted. Please please let there be no important meetings at work.

“Morning, Stan.” “Hey, Artie.” “I like the new roof thingy.” “It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.” “Oooh… pardon moi.”

getting little back to school after vacay struggle is real same hairstyle for the last 3 years but today it's a problem 😑🤣

You'd think I'd be wise from all these lives I've lived.

Good morning and Monday to you all I hope everyone is relatively okay today. Have a good one. Cheers!

I don't wanna

do you even know what it’s like to be the bad man bro?

Hive mind question. Say you are having one to one foreign language lessons - is it better to learn from a native, for the obvious reasons, or could it be better to learn from someone who has the same native language as you, as they would be more in synch with your experience? If that makes sense?

[dude is showing me an ancient mexican artifact] me: can i have it? him: its not mine me: oh is it aztec?

If your "man cave" lacks both stalactites AND stalagmites, what are you even doing with your life rn? Get a better cave Hashtag woman caves would have both, and bats, and rats, and an aquifer maybe Hashtag lame

Y'all are some great people.

Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.

The devil's in the details

Wiggly Streaks of Light living in my neighborhood

my ny resolution to be grouchy af is going great

I must have been asleep for days, The Cure. Please advise

You guys should really stop doing everything these musicians tell you to do and start listening to your heart ❤️ ... like Roxette... told me to... hm

Listening to my doctor listing the benefits of potassium: Me: “K, sounds good”

We need more deodorants for us mature types. Like instead of "Shark Puncher" and "Booty Pirate" try "Look, I Made it Out of the Armchair!" and "New Buick SUV"

tonights lucky numbers are φ e π γ √5