Rewatching the Pee Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special and i'm now determined to add a "secret word" to Fanciful Fridays where i scream reply and summon the endless screams account to any of you who say the secret word ✨Figured i should warn you to go ahead and block me now✨

i don't have a chimney, but leaving my attic vents open tonight in case this is legit

Did you get my envelope of homemade eggnog???

paint me like one of your french mice

I'm just a cat girl trying not to listen to cloying Christmas songs and overdose on cookies

A Greivous festivus to all who celebrate!!!

My cat parker just pooped wo covering it and ran from the litter box so fast that he hit a wall* *this is how he airs his festivus grievances

[paula cole voice] where have all the gargoyles gone?

Here's a Festivus Grievance. Bsky should arrange the like, repost and comment icons so they flow from left to right, not right to left.

ok everything stop costing money right now!!!!!!!!

greeting AND salutations? in the economy??

The airing of grievances has commenced! And they are glorious (but also unfortunate, sorry)✨

Spoiler alert: I will be making various cat sounds randomly throughout the day

Bluesky poster! Yes YOU! Bluesky poster! What day is it today? Am i too late for Festivus?!

🎵last Christmas I gave you my heart And died right away No, not the next day Turns out You can't live without Something that's so essential 🎶

There’s something to be said for having nothing to say.

oh oops I was supposed to do things

i do not✨

keep liking my posts and we're gonna end up in the woods looking at moss and cool rocks

long distance relationships are easier if they don't actually know you're dating them

Quote w yr fav pic of you in 2025 (this was a tough call bc i also love my Europe pics. The yr def seems way better when looked at thru the lens of fav moment/pic 🥰)

𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 meet your heroes in battle to the death

Doing stuff is so hard. Shoutout to everyone who's been doing stuff.

Can’t, I’m busy taking applications for my next crush.

ah yes, i see that you know your judo well

Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.

sometimes i put you all in my pocket and carry you around with me 🤭

There's never a secret passage leading to the underground lair of some mythical creature when you need one.

sometimes there are things to say and other times there's nothing to say.

This video i found of Kira Bear at work is basically just the vibe of all of us on here tbh ( @kira-bear.bsky.social )

I like to bury my posts in the reposts of others. Like a burrito. Well, maybe more like a lasagna since it’s just layered in one direction on the timeline. I guess they are theoretically available sideways if you have my old posts link. But functionally very similar to a burrito, or even ravioli.

bro thats literally just amore

there’s a lot you can say with words

*anointing myself w oils for the winter solstice* (rubbing vicks vaporub on my low back bc i did a plank wrong i think)

In other news, me and my cat Parker are in a standoff rn bc i just finished painting a cardboard box and both of us feel possessive of it now

I'm not witchy enough to know what the winter solstice means But i'm also not not witchy enough to not be worried that i'm probably doing it wrong

i love napping

Toad played the piano, and he did not miss a note. “Frog,” cried Toad, “can you play the piano like this?” “No,” said Frog.

*blushes* oh, you know, the normal trauma that leaves you wanting to make other people happy so no one gets mad or drunk *giggles*

dont mind me when i bust into your friendships and act like im part of the crew

i’m sorry if this is too kinky but could you just kiss my forehead and tell me i’m cute

sometimes, my best self and my worst self are the same person

FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.

this is how Popeye's got started

therapy notes: - me seeing the clock while having my tea and thinking "yay! almost dream time! 🥰" at 9:40pm on a saturday night

It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE TIME 14 or 15, do not remember this specific dance at all, possible we all skipped, cute pic of me from that age tho

I don't need help, I'm perfect

Hate to bring politics into the feed but sincerely just realized i'm out of pencils 😬 (good on dolls tho, luckily)

*gets kicked out of another bar for belligerently asking if they know who I am on Bluesky*

SLANDERER!!!!!!