Jeff
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radiohead implies the existence of radiofoot
7 days ago
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why were wet willies even a thing like "haha u got an ear infection lmaooo so funny"
8 days ago
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the wu-tang ensemble is not to be trifled with
8 days ago
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>be me >got beef >bring the ruckus
8 days ago
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do any of u guys like listening to the picksy's
9 days ago
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posting feet on truthsocial
10 days ago
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why am i hungry for popsicle sticks
10 days ago
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can we please get polls going on here? i have so many unhinged things to ask u ppl for example...is it ever okay to eat a sandwich?
11 days ago
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squawky watching einstein the texan parrot's 29th hatchday video =] she's snacking, he's snacking...we're snacking! happy hatchday einstein!
11 days ago
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crazy taxi is just regular taxi to a guy like me
11 days ago
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this is her "wtf dad took the blanket off me to take a picture" face
12 days ago
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thinking about fleetwood mac
12 days ago
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bleating like a fish
12 days ago
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guys owls are real
12 days ago
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wait bsky has group chats now?! wtf add me to one
12 days ago
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wearing shirts is stupid
18 days ago
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mouse philosophers be like "in a manner of squeaking..."
19 days ago
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more of squawky being an adorable little muffin
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20 days ago
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if u were ever in doubt as to how smart parrots are, peep this video of squawky laughing at american dad without me laughing first. some ppl think birbs just mimic human laughter but she laughs at stuff that's funny all the time.
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20 days ago
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i tear my heart open i sew myself shut my weakness is my big fat butt
20 days ago
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heath cliff
20 days ago
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have any of u ever had the spaghetti made out of chickpeas? its really high in protein & fiber & honestly doesn't taste that much different than regular pasta. i made some today & it's way more filling than usual
20 days ago
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french people be like "le hawk tuah"
20 days ago
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zaza got me coughing in mandarin chinese
21 days ago
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staring at the sun is good for you, actually
21 days ago
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bashing a man's skull in with a rock would fix me
21 days ago
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dog poop isn't white anymore because of woke
21 days ago
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hawk taurus
21 days ago
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in england they don't say "pop quiz" they say "ticky tacky nine boxes"
23 days ago
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you're telling me a crab imitated this meat?!
24 days ago
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what would you do if you went to heaven & found out god was actually a redditor who has never touched grass or left his mom's basement & actually created the entire universe & everything in it on mspaint
24 days ago
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have you ever wondered why people have brains? it's so we can be very scared all the time.
24 days ago
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25 days ago
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nip balm : lip balm for nipples
25 days ago
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squawky says gimme cheese what come from a cow!
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glock tuah blow that shit smoove off twin π―
27 days ago
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in the labyrinth. straight up "pulling it". & by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The red cord of Daedalus
27 days ago
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where do fish go when they have a tummyache sturgeoncare :3
27 days ago
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nobody wants to do the census anymore because of folk
28 days ago
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wargen
28 days ago
being a clout chaser on bluesky is like wanting to be the most famous piss drinker even if you win you still had to drink all that piss
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nobody wants to cook anymore because of yolk
28 days ago
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everybody always says "without further ado" like bitch what if i want further ado?!
29 days ago
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what if his name was "jabba the butt" & he was a butt lol
29 days ago
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people are like cats some of them like ham
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