radiohead implies the existence of radiofoot

why were wet willies even a thing like "haha u got an ear infection lmaooo so funny"

the wu-tang ensemble is not to be trifled with

>be me >got beef >bring the ruckus

do any of u guys like listening to the picksy's

posting feet on truthsocial

why am i hungry for popsicle sticks

can we please get polls going on here? i have so many unhinged things to ask u ppl for example...is it ever okay to eat a sandwich?

squawky watching einstein the texan parrot's 29th hatchday video =] she's snacking, he's snacking...we're snacking! happy hatchday einstein!

crazy taxi is just regular taxi to a guy like me

this is her "wtf dad took the blanket off me to take a picture" face

thinking about fleetwood mac

bleating like a fish

guys owls are real

wait bsky has group chats now?! wtf add me to one

wearing shirts is stupid

mouse philosophers be like "in a manner of squeaking..."

more of squawky being an adorable little muffin

if u were ever in doubt as to how smart parrots are, peep this video of squawky laughing at american dad without me laughing first. some ppl think birbs just mimic human laughter but she laughs at stuff that's funny all the time.

i tear my heart open i sew myself shut my weakness is my big fat butt

heath cliff

have any of u ever had the spaghetti made out of chickpeas? its really high in protein & fiber & honestly doesn't taste that much different than regular pasta. i made some today & it's way more filling than usual

french people be like "le hawk tuah"

zaza got me coughing in mandarin chinese

staring at the sun is good for you, actually

bashing a man's skull in with a rock would fix me

dog poop isn't white anymore because of woke

hawk taurus

in england they don't say "pop quiz" they say "ticky tacky nine boxes"

you're telling me a crab imitated this meat?!

what would you do if you went to heaven & found out god was actually a redditor who has never touched grass or left his mom's basement & actually created the entire universe & everything in it on mspaint

have you ever wondered why people have brains? it's so we can be very scared all the time.

nip balm : lip balm for nipples

squawky says gimme cheese what come from a cow!

glock tuah blow that shit smoove off twin 💯

in the labyrinth. straight up "pulling it". & by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. The red cord of Daedalus

where do fish go when they have a tummyache sturgeoncare :3

nobody wants to do the census anymore because of folk

being a clout chaser on bluesky is like wanting to be the most famous piss drinker even if you win you still had to drink all that piss

nobody wants to cook anymore because of yolk

everybody always says "without further ado" like bitch what if i want further ado?!

what if his name was "jabba the butt" & he was a butt lol

people are like cats some of them like ham