I have a fear of heights. And wuthering, coincidentally.

Who up feeling down

cthulhu wouldn't put up with this shit

Drafts is the solitary timeline I've been waiting for. From now on all my posts will be there.

Dissociating is not upsetting to others if you patiently explain you are a maidenhead on an ancient ship.

Trying to find answers in the silence, but it only leads me to more questions.

Timely.

sorry to humble brag, but with deep concentration, I can move my hiccups through my digestive track and turn them into flatulence

Searching for a darker place to hide.

Gravity’s got its hooks into me.

we were never meant to see everybody’s opinions all the time

Inlämningsuppgift: ”Beskriv den svenska demokratin med egna ord” + vad du tycker vi bör göra för att stärka demokratin i Sverige”.. Man ba: ehh avskeda regeringen? Utvisa Forsell, Bohlin & co?

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.” Philip K. Dick

My life is a rollercoaster, but it's a haunted abandoned one

Mitt tonårsrum ringde 🖤 Where are you When I am needing you So far away

i’ve deleted 5 drafts, so it’s working

Jag tycker att vi pratar alldeles för lite om finanskrisen 2008 när vi pratar om SDs framgångar. Jag var själv en industriarbetande ung man på landsbygden då som förlorade jobbet och gick ut i arbetslöshet.

sometimes you just need to rest your head in someone’s lap

every time a newspaper runs a pro-ai piece, they should fire the journalist that wrote it and replace them with ai

Live, laugh, abolish capitalism.

En månad och en dag kvar tills jag ska bli farmor igen?? Eller ja, kan ju bli före. Men alltså 😭🥰

that son of a bitch! apple.news/Ak3HER-1qQZm...

The special souls who help you make sense of it all. Whether in your arms or in your heart, keep them close.

Unravel your insecurity blanket.

Skämmigt att inga riksdagsledamöter nu för tiden har på sig sd=rasister-tröjor i riksdagen

To be clear, the correct answer is cheese. The answer is always cheese.

Don't forget to overreact to something you read on the internet today.

every time a door closes, the door is closed now

stop gassing up the Kirks they’re as useless as the Kardashians

Girl dinner, she whispered and swallowed a reply guy whole

now i get to forget post ideas when i try and save it on this app and scroll for 20 mins instead

[ URUK-HAI BATTLECRIES ]

This Valentine’s Day, I’m loving myself. She better appreciate it. That bitch.

I talk to myself while you talk to everybody else

I seem to have run out of jokes jokers block I guess

Mom look at me, shitposting without a drafts folder

brb, making you a valentine with my blood

dracula n wolfman should bite each other go superbeast mode, creature from the black lagoon gets a nibble just 4fun

CALLING ALL DANS the time has come to form the legion of Dans

Wind chimes like awkward singing for the gathering of pendulums, which is called a murder of the earth's rotation the musical

Age verification? *speeks in a dead ancient language*

Being off of here for the last week means I have some serious catching up to do. Everybody stop posting until I get through the last week's stuff.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

I tried to eat my feelings, but the feelings ate me instead.

I be the bird with the broken wing and you kiss it

DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS. *hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*

Imagine a reply guy's drafts folder

How about a TV show about a detective that moonlights as a priest?

something something cheese fuck it send - draft folder contents

i know i said that my posts wouldn't be so cringe if bluesky had a drafts folder, but i was lying