VOICEOVER: are you tired of ME: absolutely

”M släpper in SD i regering om Tidöpartierna vinner valet”.. Detta borde ju vara det största aprilskämtet någonsin??

Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.

talking myself off the ledge daily because i'm worth it

Vad bra det går. arbetet.se/2026/03/31/r...

A ferris wheel would have blown Don Quixote's mind.

*seductively mutes myself*

Most economists agree by the time you're 50, you should: - own one square mile of the moon - get advice from an enchanted elk skull - have your own engraved dueling daggers - spend one weekend per month floating through the forest as a bat-winged nightmare

I find myself jealous of still waters, envious of cloudless skies.

No Monday, YOU hang up!

Orimligt nervös över att söka ett jobb nu? Har ju en mycket bättre sits än tidigare, men ändå.. May the goth be with me.

Idag är det 8 år sedan "The great march of return" inleddes i Gaza. En fredlig protest där man samlades och vandrade till Gazas gräns för att visa sitt missnöje över ockupationen. Israel svarade genom att låta krypskyttar avrätta dom protesterande.

I deserve more

One of those days when you wake up and want to skip the day and go straight back to bed

The best way to avoid wasting money on expensive dieting fads is by throwing away your bathroom scales and just enjoying life instead. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

Tried to kick out the jams but only managed to shake some cobwebs.

Murder She Wrote, Directed, Choreographed, Produced, and Starred Because She Don’t Need No Man

Litar inte på folk som inte har åtminstone lite av mörkret inom sig

Gonna meander about all day with a coffee cup in my hand and pretend I know things

Monday Mood All we are saying is Give it a chance

Am I weird? Yes. But is it in the "quirky and fun" way or the "deeply unsettling" way? Also yes.

Sexighetsnivå: Osminkad farmor med svart tisha som det står Satanic Feminist på.

Gorgonzola would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Be ungovernable, be in love on a Monday.

Me: Ok but seriously, how the fuck did you get in here? Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. In the meantime, it's best that you leave immediately. Monday:

sipping my coffee from my sisters "with god all things are possible" mug in hopes to summon the dark lords

[playing nunchucks] Mother Superior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? me: *putting Sister Agatha back down* sorry, Reverend Mother

The feminine urge to get off the train in a sleepy little town and never be seen again.

we finish each other’s lyrics

No one does the electric slide anymore

🙏

I’ll give you my beeper number so you know it’s real

Daylight savings?? *closes the blinds in my crypt*

Söndag och sommartid

I don’t need perfection, I need reciprocity. There’s a difference.

the slow drip of the apocalypse can fuck right off

No Kings - but some queens, perhaps

10 things I’d get out of bed for: 10. coffee 9. cinnamon sugar pop tarts 8. dinosaurs in the yard 7. monkey astronauts 6. (all the) cheese 5. 3 raccoons in a trench coat 4. a toilet break 3. $1,000,000 2. a bacon sandwich 1. Kylie Minogue’s bottom

kinda just over everything

I’m a slut for drinking my Saturday morning coffee for at least 3 hours or so.

Honesty. Because lies hurt the soul.

Fredagsmemedumpen 🥳

Nu har jag hämtat betyg och diplom på skolan och ska bara skicka in för att få min titel! 🥳 (förhoppningsvis snart)

Let's loiter at the library… the last safe space to exist without actively being a consumer.

”I don’t normally post AI but..” how about you fucking don’t? Problem solved.

so what's your favorite kind of cheese? (i say flirtatiously)

Forget doomscrolling, we doomliving now.

ny rasist anser att gammal rasist inte längre är rasist

living the scream