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Shhhh quiet! You’re interrupting my overthinking

I’m not in a weird mood, it’s a lifestyle.

Would you care to join me in screaming or do you like to keep the adrenaline locked in?

Here, drink some pineapple juice. * slow wink *

I think I said it best when I said all of the things I previously said.

Terrifying if literal. You were always on my mind.

Crop rotation is important because plants get bored

Nobody pushes it real good anymore and it's sad

Netflix and rapture?

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

Morning.

I waste all my bravery eating expired food

kickin my feet as I sit on top of the gates of hell waiting for you

I like being a hidden gem.

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

I thought about it now I can’t unthought about it

I release and receive with ease and gratitude.

Spent the day posting "do better" under photos of people's kids on Facebook

Through sleepless nights I fever-dream of taking you apart cell by cell your youth a mirror to my age your arms a place I’ll never reach #whenyoufeellikeshitwritepoetry

Nothing kills your mood faster than someone telling you you don’t look happy. See also: you look tired.

No, it's okay, I didn't need to finish saying what I was saying.

Knowing you'll make it through doesn't make it any easier

i will not rest until a tshirt blurb can explain my personality

subtly downgrade a band: Mild Concern at the Disco

Trying this new thing: to make the best of Monday. So far so not good.

reality, but it’s just a jump scare

If someone ever told me to shut up I’d be like: OMG, someone was listening?

the timeline is so much better when you mute the shit out of words you don’t want to see

Morning.

People don’t shoop like they used to.

*crickets chirping and then screaming what the fuck*

Hi, I’d like to make an appointment to forget everything please?

Hahaha!!

i burned a frozen pizza for you, please respond 🫶🏻

🎶Ouch! Life hurts like that With hearts and panic stress attacks And even though I feel like hell sometimes I kinda always find a silver lining🎵

Let’s do and say we didn’t (consensually)

every work place got the 1. Snoopy Person 2. Loves to Decorate For Holidays 3. Old fuck 4. Receptionist

snoopy gets a lot of love but woodstock is really that bitch

Of course I’m emotionally distant. Have you seen how much everything hurts? Fuck.

I’m worried it can still get stupider

Most unhappiness isn’t tragedy. It’s misunderstanding and keeping your mouth shut. ~ Dostoevsky, probably

Hermit girl autumn

pears would be more successful if they had a different texture (like as a fruit)

Sorry, can't. Spending quality time with my anxiety.

This email could have been a shared look in a meeting.

Morning.

This Halloween I'm dressing up as my hopes and dreams.