Noravirus farts. Now that’s the good shit

Portrait of a woman. Practice #art

I haven't finished this illustration yet, so here is a more interesting #wip ✨ #drhdr #fanart

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If Mark Cuban was serious about gaining the respect of the Bluesky community, he would show the world that he is better than Elon Musk at drinking piss. Mark, when you are ready, you know where to find me.

NEW PAINTING: It's already Christmas to me and merry Christmas to you too.. #art

Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest

>your reposts >feel like petty fucks >exit_

Search your first name then “glamour shot” and post a photo

it’s a quarter after one somewhere

No health, just mental.

crashing out on Christmas, it’s my holiday tradition 🎄 every year it never fails Ado I guess at least I’m consistent

relax

BREAKING: Billionaire cannot compute why he is unpopular with the peasants.

AI is not cool. You are just a piss of shit.

blanket nest and be my body pillow?

Corpo Rat #cyberpunk

Skeet or die

i really hate it when people speak in the third person drojo would never do that

All of my posts are prophecy

>you chose >the low hanging fruit >instead of the one >with the sweetest juice >exit_

If you are not willing to burn a data centre with me, do you even love me?

One of my brothers gave me a Maclock for Christmas. It's going to live on my desk next to Robie and my Snood mug.

One thing I learned this year is that I’m exceptional at absolutely ruining my life.

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall To remind me that I am a fool Tell me where I came from, what I will always be Just a spoiled little kid who went to Catholic school - Saint Bernard / Lincoln 🫀🗡️💀 #ocsky #mortaladvocate

We'll see how much progress I can get tomorrow 11x17 pen and paper #wip #surreal #macabre #PenAndPaper #TraditionalArt #DarkSurrealism #DarkArt #Art #InkSky #GrimDark

Love

i can’t believe ppl still go to restaurants not having googled the menu beforehand.

Unspoken understandings are my favorite.

[admiring my pink and purple dinner] *satisfied girl noises*

I did a more Christmasy Christmas Tree Cluster. Sulfur-II + Hydrogen alpha = reddish orange (changed to red). Changed the oxygen-III (blue), rendering green for a holiday version. 🎄 #astrophotography #astronomy #nature #longexposure #christmastree #starcluster #christmas #eastcoastkin #photography

I ate too much and now I’m sad

Oh no, not my last brain cell

If you are not willing to burn a data centre with me, do you even love me?

you call that being consumed by madness?? step aside noob

Traditional Venezuelan holiday dish

Bacon wrapped in bacon

AI can’t eat your pussy. Neither does your husband, but my point still valid.

Department of just ass

Okay, artists. Twitter can now outright steal your work, and unsurprisingly, the ToS was updated to SPECIFICALLY allow for AI content theft. Grok can remove watermarks. It can remove signatures. You can no longer justify Twitter with "but my audience..." They. Are. Stealing. Your. Work.

search first name and glamour shot settle down

How The Grinch Stole My Tolerance For Your Fuckery Tonight on ABC.

Welcome back artists! 🖌️🎨 Quote Post with an old piece that you still like!

I would do anything to get rid of this insomnia except follow my insomnia protocol

Fingers crossed that there’s a cyber truck with a bow on it in the driveway tomorrow morning.

No one else follow me!

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