I surmise that my content’s declined in engagement is due to the cognitive declined of my audience due to AI overuse. It is definitely not me because I am funny af

See, the shit that the mainstream media doesn’t tell you, is that since Disney bought Fox, Elsa became an omega level mutant

Tom Nook helped me out of poverty

Tom Nook helped me to afford a house

The only capitalist I respect is Tom Nook. *this skeet is sponsored by Tom Nook*

Cutout animation I made to learn how to do it. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

What in the actual ugly fuck is this?

Friday vibes

alright, now everybody get naked

at the orgy pointing at everyone and asking: groupon?

Cutout animation I made to learn how to do it. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Any song that I’ve played almost 500 times has to be a banger right

I only dress slutty because I'm a slut

I don’t know who got “It’s Raining Men” stuck in my head but fuck you.

Sexts so dirty you delete them after sending

Update update: Verbatim said to this man: “does this bitch know you leave dookie streaks in your boxers???” I would simply pass away

My pilot light went out again and suddenly I’m living in a cabin during the 1700s

What makes it deluxe

Oh, these are so cute! I love your round style! Great backgrounds, too! 😍😍😍💜💜💜 (TY to @nistolisk.bsky.social for tagging me yesterday!😊💜) I’m Laura, sometimes paid, mostly feral, marker & pen artist, and I have a lot of #MerMay! 😁💜 (newest to oldest).

Me: here are my feelings *projectile vomits*

Inventing a code word so my bestie knows if I have been kidnapped and locked in a trunk

selling my pasta’s bath water

I fear I’ve lost my ability to shitpost

If you haven’t been on LinkedIn in a while then you don’t understand how truly fucked we are.

giant nuts are trending on Mother’s Day. Of course! Of course!

A fly by of the Destiny from Stargate: Universe. Enjoy. #scifiart #scifi #fanart #stargate #stargatesg1

Chopin is my favorite composer, but this has been my favorite piano solo since I was a kid. ❤️🖤❤️🖤 music.youtube.com/watch?v=WNcs...

give this a listen sometime <3

Shinmaxxing: the subculture response to ballmaxxing, rooted in the act of make your shins as large and hard as possible, in order to kick ballmaxxers in the nuts at max effectiveness.

Artist! Show your long hair art!

Artist! Show your long hair art!

pay 👏 milfs 👏 what 👏 they 👏 deserve 👏

another card for your collection. #digitalart #oc #tarot #nsfwart

i love bsky bc i can delete my thoughts

Avocado toast, eggs cooked overeasy in olive oil with a side of raspberries for my post-cardio session brunch #FitnessSky #GymSky #FoodSky

He just like me fr

Twerps is a villainass word

oh you’re going “deer hunting” oh ok

I’ll never understand derogatory comments about women by men. You all have moms and grandmothers and some of you have daughters ffs

Sorry I annoyed you. I’m annoying

boobs wild if true

This is fucking stupid @artfight.net. Get over yourself 🙄

Pura vida. Im going to miss this once I return to the north 😢

If you see this, post a monster!

This is the game I call.. did I take my pill or do I take my pill? 👀👀

There's no crying in shitposting

Make breeding porn today to celebrate mothers and then by Father’s Day you can make one of those weird pee stick reveal vids to stress out that man