Tribute material (Fresh pedicure)

how am i doing? well i just reheated a mcdonald’s snack wrap for breakfast

him: you okay? me, forking blueberries with a corn cob holder: yep

In so grateful for all my patrons and people who commission me but ill be honest, im exhausted and going through a lot in my personal life at the moment. Im also so scared to lose patrons if I take a little break. Your support is everything to me but if I dont pause ill burn. Im sorry

In so grateful for all my patrons and people who commission me but ill be honest, im exhausted and going through a lot in my personal life at the moment. Im also so scared to lose patrons if I take a little break. Your support is everything to me but if I dont pause ill burn. Im sorry

Now serving ass

Because of this post, I was reunited with my favorite schoolmate from my college days life comes at you fast

it’s fine ellie; like who doesn’t love making shit up online if any of us dislike someone or something?

Furries are the backbone of society and it will be my honor to be commissioned by them to draw their fursona

I don't use this webbed site much, but I randomly stumbled across an old cohort here. They make art! Go comm them NOW!!!! @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

Because of this post, I was reunited with my favorite schoolmate from my college days life comes at you fast

We're bluesky mutuals, of course you can ejaculate on me

We're bluesky mutuals, of course you can ejaculate on me

Me, posting porn while everyone is at work

not for nothing but ummmm … the post deeny is referencing is one of those “absolute favorite things” for me, personally, E V E R 🥵🥵🥵🥵 subscribe already!

The damn vape

Me, posting porn while everyone is at work

New post on patreon for all tiers! REJOICE

New post on patreon for all tiers! REJOICE

PATREON IS BACK ONLINE WOOO

This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is the Gingerbread Present Brownies from The Book of Gingerbread: 50 Spiced Bakes, Houses, Cookies, Desserts and More by Helena Garcia! www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...

Im experiencing some issues on patreon but I contacted support and hopefully it will be resolved soon. In the meantime, if you are a patron who would very much like to interact with my content, ill email you the pieces youd like to see

oh no, the reselling sneaker biz isn’t as profitable anymore? aw man that’s nuts. what next, the housing market????

Im experiencing some issues on patreon but I contacted support and hopefully it will be resolved soon. In the meantime, if you are a patron who would very much like to interact with my content, ill email you the pieces youd like to see

This gangbang could have been an email

Imagine sex with me. No, more loyalty cards.

i suspect Timothée Chalamet is on the kinds of drugs the rest of us poors don't even know about

This gangbang could have been an email

i have been selling some collectibles that i have and quite a few shoes that i don't wear very often and yesterday, i sold a Stranger Things Lego set and like a little kid (but also an old guy) i was like "i'm going to buy SO MUCH bird food with this"

it has been a day or two since i raved about deeny’s art ?! i am slacking!!! 😩

new poost available on my patreon for all tiers www.patreon.com/posts/cum-on...

Let’s turn this Christmas stocking into a cum sock

tip sex workers you beautiful perverts

me: *searches to see if anyone has done this post before* oh

it took until the weed for me to realize this isn’t laura loomer

online

adults were not meant to drink leave it for the kids

new poost available on my patreon for all tiers www.patreon.com/posts/cum-on...

victor frankenstein disappointedly leaving a monster truck show

My slut ass would

Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.

Florida upside down is the Grinch

trading your entire soul for a computer you're TOO LAZY TO EVEN FUCKING USE

"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"

My slut ass would

Primus makes music for pest control guys and Mtv logo bumpers commercials.

Reminder: during the election debates, Mark Carney promised all of us he would end public subsidies to fossil fuel companies. #Canada #CDNPoli #ClimateCrisis #NoPipelines