Weapons spoiler . . . . Aunt Gladys is an octogenarian parasite with ridiculous red hair and poorly applied makeup who sustains herself by harvesting the life force of younger generations, which she controls by turning them into weapons against each other. Sounds … vaguely familiar.

Studio day 📸 Yellow "Amyl" tee part of upcoming LGBTQ+ History capsule. Capsule to be announced via email: bit.ly/3IlaHJa

The antifa super soldier was "politically motivated" and a "violently left-wing extremist" and that's why he only shot ... detainees? To paraphrase Bowie, to be insulted by these fascists is so fucking tedious.

The 2nd (and last) run is live on the site www.thecolacorporation.com/products/hey...

Today the FBI released never-before-seen images of a bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald left behind at the book depository

Hold up. You telling me that two years of disingenuously conflating people objecting to the systemic slaughter of innocent civilians with antisemitism has led to a rise in “antisemitism”? Fucking wild. Go step on another rake.

The US has a male get a fucking hobby problem

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Can we get Israel to cancel Jimmy Kimmel? It would be nice to see the US population embrace BDS.

Huckleberry Finnlow

If you support Luigi Mangione, you’re a terrorist. If you oppose genocide, you’re a pro-Hamas terrorist AND an antisemite. If you oppose ICE, you’re a terrorist. When words mean nothing, they can be applied to any behavior. And they will be.

ICE has $72B coming in the next few years. Once they are done tormenting immigrants; they aren’t going to say, “Welp that’s that.” They will victimize groups until only “political dissidents” are left, at which point those voter rolls states have been handing Trump will come in awfully handy.

D1sney is trippin www.thecolacorporation.com/collections/...

Ah, another week with temperatures in the 80s, I say for the 20th week in a row.

Acetaminophen is a beautiful name for an autistic girl

Boy this description of antifa sure sounds familiar.

The William McKinley assassination memes would have been choice

I survived the fake rapture and all I got was this lousy theocracy

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Chat is this violent rhetoric

Always appreciate people telling me how much they appreciate the quality of my stuff. My tees are way closer to Givenchy (fabric, construction, print) than anything that's dropshipped, and I wish that were more widely understood.

Last "acabcity" tee heading to Portland, as it should be. SPD tee still in stock. www.thecolacorporation.com/products/pre...

I grew up apostolic Pentecostal, and lived in constant fear of the Rapture happening before I could speak in tongues. Today, as an apostate, I am begging: Jesus, please take your followers away and leave the rest of us to live in peace and sanity.

Got a frame for the portrait that @geraldinepiche.bsky.social did of Peyo and me. Peyo passed away earlier this year so this one means a lot to me. Anyway you should ask Deeny about commissions.

These are time-intensive and $$$ bc of shipping weight. I sold them at $25 and shared $ w/ Chicago Food Depository. I was informed that I’m a “capitalist pig selling the means of resistance.” If you buy a tee / hoodie / sweater today, I’ll include 3 labels (not cans) so you can make your own.

Feb 4, 1939

The winner of today’s New Hampshire race. The sponsor name got the NASCAR base feeling 😵‍💫

Not, uh, beating the 40% allegations

John Fugelsang looks great considering he started CCR like 60 years ago.

Random stuff from today

2024: I've never even heard of Project 2025. 2025: Guess what being trans is illegal.

I would love to believe that Dems are working on Project 2029, which would swing back at all this bullshit with equal force. But even the thought of that happening is preposterous, and that's the problem.

The e-com capitulation will include Shopify, Etsy, et al mass-banning stores that sell items with "hate speech"

Moses where you at ⌛️

🧐 You know the Nazis were socialists right? It’s right there in their name! ✨🧐✨ Oh you think antifa are antifascist just because it’s right there in their name? What are you, stupid?

Greatest country on earth bby 🫡🇺🇸

What is the charge? Making a soup? A succulent antifascist soup?

Jimmy Kimmel deserved to get fired. You can’t just go on TV and say we should murder homeless … ah! wrong notes again.

Man these libs and their cancel culture. Totally out of hand.

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Clicked a link re: a "dystopian toilet" where you have to watch ads to get toilet paper only to find ...

I don’t care about the weather. Time to start wearing sweaters on principle.

ESPN host doing this to explain a QB’s injured toe in same nation where uninsured people die from preventable shit

October

Worth noting JP is the model for Cola Athletics, dropping in Dec

Jean Paul has a new favorite box