Conservatives (looking at breathtaking images of earth taken from Artemis II): Man, we really need to pollute that fucker

Congratulations to Iran for continuing their unlikely March Madness run by knocking off another no 1 seed.

Remember when English antifascists politely asked Oswald Mosley to leave Cable Street and that was that?

Being the resurrected Christ would be awesome because every time someone mentioned Good Friday, you could say, "I don't see what's so good about it," and you'd get a guaranteed laugh. All day long.

So this dude is Klan is what you’re telling me

Incredible

Seeing some of the smartest people on this app use their intellect to rationalize Israeli atrocities (“Technically it’s not a genocide. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Like, what is reality?”) is one of the most disappointing and disgusting acts of cowardice I’ve seen in a long time.

Ever feel like logging off and launching a six week campaign of harassment against an independent artist because he hurt your feelings? The CBP is hiring.

Gotta love Cola fam Death is sold out. Still a few prints in other designs left. www.thecolacorporation.com/collections/...

Happy to see a few people scanning the QR code on the Postcard Club cards. 😊

Last year, Kash Patel gave out Punisher-skull challenge coins and two weeks ago showed his custom Nikes with the skull on one of the back stays. And again we say

What were the authors of the constitution thinking at the time? I don’t know, “I wanna keep my slaves and not pay taxes”? Who gives a fuck.

I want the Cola Corp to be a car bomb in the marketplace of ideas* *metaphorically

Office vibes

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Postcard Club month two. Here comes the writer’s cramp.

An image search led me to an Amazon brand called “Vhitler.” When you search for that name, this is one of the things that comes up. Wild.

Imagine being this dismissive of the people who have made you a billionaire. Enjoy Hammond, asshole.

I don’t want to hear a single complaint about my pricing ever again.

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I was going to send an email today announcing the Friday drop for my “Spring Loaded” collection, which includes a tin of Chris Dorner M&Ms for the first 20 orders, but I forgot today is April’s Fools and nobody would believe me. Now I don’t know what to do. But the M&Ms are real.

AP with a stunningly honest headline

When ICE terrorists watch Daredevil and see themselves portrayed as the AVTF terrorists, I wonder if they’re (a) offended (b) proud of themselves (c) too fucking stupid to understand the comparison

My alma mater's student newspaper asked to interview me for a feature. So, I checked to see what's been happening on campus. 🫠

Buy a trans woman a pizza. I just did. 🍕Also learned about Mira Bellwether and “Fucking Trans Women” from the flyer in original post.

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“It doesn’t meet the legal definition of genocide.” Cool how about “deliberate and indiscriminate killing of an ethnic group and the intentional destruction of its culture and society?” That work for you?

Never imagined I would pull for Duke, but I never imagined a human being could be as obnoxious as UConn’s coach.

Feels good, man.

The “treatment” = labor camp where “clients” work six days a week without pay for a for-profit business. Clients are informed when they can leave, with three years being the expected minimum stay. Trump wants “treatment” to be mandated. So, forced labor. To treat addiction.

This is a bot built by a crypto bro. The middle is kinda muddled but I agree with the ending.

"Weeks"

1. Luigi did this 2. $1.5 M breaks down to $1000 *per store* 3. We need more Luigis

Just sent email subscribers the link for new giclée prints. Check ur inboxes. 📥 🫡

I was hoping this would pop up somewhere today 🙂

Bah gawd! That’s the Houthis’ music!

I did not know we were still forcing students to do this 🥴

Office vibes

💯 Also, I feel like if Gavin Newsom doesn't give you American Psycho vibes, you might have a perception problem?

The workers are checking in

Sample giveaway: All orders for Small will ship with one free sample from my archive (also in size Small). Order 3 smalls = I send you 6 total pieces. No exchanges. What you get is what you get, but it will be Good, I assure you, and most likely 1/1. Gotta make room at HQ.

Chin music 😝 www.thecolacorporation.com/products/min...

I wanna go back to LA. Or Anaheim. Or wherever. (I do miss LA tho)

Including an Opening Day sticker pack with every order placed today ⚾️

Most men can’t even find the White Sox triple A affiliate 😜

𝓡𝓮𝓽𝓿𝓻𝓷

With Daredevil: Born Again S2 underway, a good time to remind fascists …

A house full of toys and his favorite is something I actually need to do my job

Roger that. God please smite the United States, the great terrorist whore of Babylon, and its vassal terrorist state, Israel. Amen.

Go fash lose cash