Giving people money for having opinions was a huge mistake

Ministers suffering state violence as punishment for advocating for the poor and dispossessed. Hucksters telling you that god wants you to be rich and that you should hate the poor and dispossessed. One of these resembles Jesus in the gospels. The other is maga.

This shit drives me crazy

Oh so Trump doesn’t read pardons before signing them? CURVEBALL LIB He doesn’t even sign them. Literal rubber stamp president.

Wear Cola. Fight with your 10-year-old over the stickers

Almost greeting card season

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Murdering 80 fisherman to distract from his pedophilia. #leadership

Time traveler from 2025: So there’s a cabal of pedophiles at the highest levels of government. Qanon: We knew it! Time traveler: Right but here’s the thing …

Came home to this. Never leaving her.

“Your heart may belong to Jesus but your ass belongs to a political elite whose insatiable desire for wealth and power depends on your willingness to die for fairy tales about duty and country.” —Honest Drill Sergeant

"A cunt named Lord Durham called us a people with no literature and no history ... in order to stifle any future rebellion." I talked to @geraldinepiche.bsky.social about being Québécois ahead of our GOOD VIBES ONLY collab, dropping tomorrow.

Your honor, the prosecution is deliberately focusing on the bits of information that prove my client is guilty, and not the tens of millions of bits of other information that have nothing to do with the specifics of this case. Cherry picking!

Does murdering little children fuck you up or something?

If 77 million people could admit they've been suckered, we might actually get somewhere.

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Which fictional creature / villain traumatized you as a kid?

RFK Jr was born with less brains than his uncle died with.

The email is fake. OK, it's not fake but it's not accurate. OK, it's accurate but he didn't assault the girl. OK, he assaulted the girl, but here's the thing: all my grousing about protecting kids was just a way to persecute groups I hate. I actually dgaf about child safety. Like, at all.

Congrats maga

Everybody loves beating up on semiotics as being frivolous but guess what

I did my own research and all I got was this lousy airborne contagion.

Watching Trump punish everyone but his donors, you might ask, “Do these people not read history?” The answer is no, they don’t.

“Israel has endured unimaginable pain.” AYFKM

Trans Am A car I wouldn’t drive. A radio station I would def listen to

This weekend an elder family member said they would **** the ********* of the ****** ****** of ******* except for their fear of repercussions that we survivors would face. Giving me Hallmark feels.

I held my nose in 2016. In 2020 I voted Howie. In 2024 I held my nose, after the Socialists teamed with Green, who were running a transphobe VP. I'm done holding my nose. If you're going to keep putting piles of dog shit in front of me, you're on your own.

This is no time for infighting. We need to come together and support our leaders. It's all hands on deck to fight for the soul of democracy. THEY AREN'T FIGHTING. THAT'S THE POINT. Stop demanding more from voters than you demand from the politicians you want us to vote for.

Republicans fumble over one another to see who can be the most vicious, hateful, racist, derlict piece of shit in a party full of derelict pieces of shit. Imagine if Dems tried to distinguish themselves as resistance. Imagine saying, "That's my person. They're fighting for me." It must feel great.

There are still people saying “hold your nose and vote blue no matter who.” You’re done. It’s over. You’re a dinosaur and the asteroid is picking up speed every day, summoned by your own breathtaking arrogance. Enjoy.

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Dems can't be this naïve (?). They know GOP will not hold talks. Dems can lament, "Hark! We negotiated in good faith and these swindlers broke their word!" The GOP will look strong and smart to their base. Meanwhile, after a bit of theater, the business of squeezing the poor continues apace.

Actual criminals terrorizing innocent people under the guise of keeping Americans safe from the terror inflicted by criminals.

Worth noting Donald Trump’s previous involvement in pro wrestling. A genre of performance in which nominal adversaries collaborate to achieve a predetermined result, no field could better prepare a person for US politics.

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Watching Dems rationalize this like

Union Park this morning. Commemoration of 1981 Irish hunger strikes in front of statue of James Connolly.

The cats typically aren’t allowed in my shipping area but I’m sure we can work something out

Aaaaaaaaand Winter

Mary sez hey watcha doin

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Cali Cola fam checking in. I forgot about this tee. 😝

Look at my paragon of masculinity dawg

“Go and do likewise.”

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Zohran Mamdani will MANDATE that all New Yorkers have EQUAL access to transportation and housing. With these reckless policies, all citizens—regardless of ethnicity, nationality, or religion—will soon have basic human dignity. Who will be left for ME to look down on?

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He seems like a white young man