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A couple of losers

Neymar laughing and pointing at himself while his team loses. A personality in a moment.

Not my culture. Not my call. Just gonna say that Norway’s uni designers leaning into runes in 2026 is a definite choice.

You absolutely can and should body shame domestic terrorists. Look at this chickenshit sadist fuck.

Stay classy, Paraguay

Pundits mask your seething contempt for Jesse Marsch challenge (impossible)

The GOAT of gluttony

When I drive back home, I keep track of the northernmost point where I spot a confederate flag. Currently: Lancaster, Ohio Irony: Lancaster is the birthplace of this guy

Happy Caturday from the Cola Cats (back to front: Bear, Powers, Jean Paul)

It’s gonna be so awkward when the USMNT advances to the round of 8 and ESPN has to figure out a way to rank them 11.

When you're so proud of your whiteness that you wear masks, sunglasses, and ball caps, and hide inside U Haul trucks.

The all-time greatest competitor in the all-time most American sport

A sad result but at least Alexi Lalas isn’t doing post game

Not to be a dick, but seeing white, blonde Argentines in distress will always be kinda great.

O M G

If they aren’t going to say Cabo, why say Verde? Just call them Green Cape and be done with it. #Murica

Trump’s circle-jerk state fair postponed due to climate phenomenon that people like Trump have been dismissing for 60ish years. 👍

Mary says be the change

Broke: The USMNT will be without their best player on Monday. Woke: The USMNT’s best player has birthright citizenship.

It’s a shame that USA democracy ended before the founding values of freedom and individual rights were applied to all its residents.

11/10 good dog

With mercy and love and deep regret, I must call this some basic bitch shit.

كولا 🙂

Huh. Wonder if those two things are in any way related.

I’d like to see any of these metric system countries beat us in a World Cup Monster Truck Rally.

I will say that the Fox soccer panel seems very … Fox. 😑 Rebecca, Thierry, and Zlatan have way better, non-maga vibes.

The sPOrTsBalL discourse has reached new heights tonight

Her vibes are immaculate

Death of the author indeed

It makes me very happy that when racists open the NASCAR app they are greeted with this popup

The heretics have merch?!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of conservatives

Since the chuds on the Giants annotated their Pride Night ball caps with a verse from Genesis, an idea for July 4 caps

lol sure whatever

Today's email is all effed up. No idea why. Some Mailchimp thing. You can see it here 👇 ⛧🔥 When NASCAR Was ACAB us17.campaign-archive.com?u=ad64c50891...

Another failed confederate monument

New from Instagram: Stalker Mode

My exact politics

Counting or not counting contempt of court? Full article: archive.is/YuEda

If Texas is going to make kids read the Bible, what verses should be mandatory? I'll start. "... from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need." (Acts 4:34-35 NIV)

You've Orchestrated your last Manoeuver in the Dark

"Girls" Free link: archive.is/dC4Z2

It’s easier for me to cheer for the USA in soccer than most sports. In high school our 🏈 team (godawful, 0-10 one year) frequently and loudly referred to our soccer players (state tournament) as [homophobic slur]. Soccer has always felt un-MAGA to me. But then, Alexis Lalas.

Vote blue no matter who, unless …

The system works* *for the rich

Cops know where the danger lies. They also know that their duty is to serve power and protect wealth, which means opposing the “lower classes.”

Reading a Clarence Thomas opinion. I's very on brand for him to make people watch him masturbate like this.

Christians do not get enough shit. Not nearly enough. Their barbarity is a historical throughline. The idea that they are under attack, disadvantaged, or in any way inconvenienced to any extent is unhinged victim complex bullshit. They need more martyrs.

Also a danger to their wives.