Every time Pete Hegseth complains about beards in the military, Usha Vance is like, "I'm not even enlisted."

Yesterday @geraldinepiche.bsky.social told me, "The big titted bimbo revolution was inspired by your work." I've never been prouder. Keeping with the theme, Deeny and I have a pair of massive surprises for you: one tomorrow, one Friday. Stay tuned.

Which fictional creature / villain traumatized you as a kid?

RFK Jr was born with less brains than his uncle died with.

The email is fake. OK, it's not fake but it's not accurate. OK, it's accurate but he didn't assault the girl. OK, he assaulted the girl, but here's the thing: all my grousing about protecting kids was just a way to persecute groups I hate. I actually dgaf about child safety. Like, at all.

Congrats maga

Everybody loves beating up on semiotics as being frivolous but guess what

I did my own research and all I got was this lousy airborne contagion.

Watching Trump punish everyone but his donors, you might ask, “Do these people not read history?” The answer is no, they don’t.

“Israel has endured unimaginable pain.” AYFKM

Trans Am A car I wouldn’t drive. A radio station I would def listen to

This weekend an elder family member said they would **** the ********* of the ****** ****** of ******* except for their fear of repercussions that we survivors would face. Giving me Hallmark feels.

I held my nose in 2016. In 2020 I voted Howie. In 2024 I held my nose, after the Socialists teamed with Green, who were running a transphobe VP. I'm done holding my nose. If you're going to keep putting piles of dog shit in front of me, you're on your own.

This is no time for infighting. We need to come together and support our leaders. It's all hands on deck to fight for the soul of democracy. THEY AREN'T FIGHTING. THAT'S THE POINT. Stop demanding more from voters than you demand from the politicians you want us to vote for.

Republicans fumble over one another to see who can be the most vicious, hateful, racist, derlict piece of shit in a party full of derelict pieces of shit. Imagine if Dems tried to distinguish themselves as resistance. Imagine saying, "That's my person. They're fighting for me." It must feel great.

There are still people saying “hold your nose and vote blue no matter who.” You’re done. It’s over. You’re a dinosaur and the asteroid is picking up speed every day, summoned by your own breathtaking arrogance. Enjoy.

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Dems can't be this naïve (?). They know GOP will not hold talks. Dems can lament, "Hark! We negotiated in good faith and these swindlers broke their word!" The GOP will look strong and smart to their base. Meanwhile, after a bit of theater, the business of squeezing the poor continues apace.

Actual criminals terrorizing innocent people under the guise of keeping Americans safe from the terror inflicted by criminals.

Worth noting Donald Trump’s previous involvement in pro wrestling. A genre of performance in which nominal adversaries collaborate to achieve a predetermined result, no field could better prepare a person for US politics.

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Watching Dems rationalize this like

Union Park this morning. Commemoration of 1981 Irish hunger strikes in front of statue of James Connolly.

The cats typically aren’t allowed in my shipping area but I’m sure we can work something out

Aaaaaaaaand Winter

Mary sez hey watcha doin

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Cali Cola fam checking in. I forgot about this tee. 😝

Look at my paragon of masculinity dawg

“Go and do likewise.”

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Zohran Mamdani will MANDATE that all New Yorkers have EQUAL access to transportation and housing. With these reckless policies, all citizens—regardless of ethnicity, nationality, or religion—will soon have basic human dignity. Who will be left for ME to look down on?

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He seems like a white young man

Why is Trump fighting in court to starve people? Well, there are reports of ICE stalking Chicago food pantries. So, starving people to force them into the open to be hunted like animals. Where have we seen a terrorist army use this tactic in, oh, the last two years?

We are under occupation by terrorists who are employed by our federal government.

It’s a lifestyle

S/O to all the real, not-a-bot, human babes who follow me.

Allow me to introduce my wife, the aloof Mayoress of New York City.

People don’t vote for a Muslim 🤨 socialist 😳 because they don’t like Trump. They do it because (Richard Wolff voice) … wait for it, now … *They believe he will improve their quality of life.*

Donald Trump: STONKS meanwhile …

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Look at that even profanity distribution!

@profanity.accountant 🙋🏼‍♂️ do me next

Cheney, Mamdani, and now Sandwich Guy. We are on a roll. 😜 People like to say "joy is revolutionary." In response to material changes, maybe? It does feel important that the DOJ and their dumbfuck king are fuming over this.

Very happy that the jury deli-vered the correct verdict.

If you facilitate billions of dollars in commerce ever day by keeping planes from crashing into each other, you haven’t been paid in a month. If you are a common thug without any skills, and contribute nothing to society, you’ll get $50K up front to terrorize children and their families.

OFFICER DOWN

My first feminist moment was Samus taking off her helmet.

The fact that the jury is deliberating at all is highly disturbing. Unless they were holding out for sandwiches. In which case I completely understand.