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Happy 122th anniversary to the free people of Haiti
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Hey_Izo!
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Starting off the new year with a great tee and a sweet letter from one of the coolest fashion creatives to do it right now. Much love,
@cola.baby
Happy New Year!!
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Pantone picking the color of the year like
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No 6 on the 2025 List * Cola Drops Acid * The Acid Drop included my collab with Ken Kesey's grandson, who printed my Midnight Climax! design on 900-hit LSD blotter. Full entry 👇
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Still a few pieces left 👇
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No 7 on the 2025 list The deaths of Peyo and Coco "I've worked at actual corporations where brand managers ask, 'How can we make our motor oil feel more like a person?' The answer is you can't." Full entry here👇
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“Expensive and overpriced are two different things …” 💯 🙏
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No 8 on the 2025 list The 1A Burning Flag Sweater "Since I launched Cola in 2019, Internet Leftists and MAGA goobers alike have pilloried me over my pricing. I expected more of the same when I dropped my 1A sweater." Full story 👇
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3 days ago
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Bleak
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Without stopping, I told CM Punk, “Hey man, I appreciate your work. I miss seeing you on TV,” while he was waiting for his dog to pee on Milwaukee Ave. He seethed, “Thank you” between clenched teeth. When I got 15 feet away he started muttering deprecations like Muttley the dog.
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Matty reportedly brings in $1M yr with his Substack. It would take him 1,000 years—without spending a cent—to join the class whose boots he’s throating.
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Serendipity: moments after posting the Southwest LAPD story, I saw this promo for the Seeds of Liberation movie. World premier Jan 17 in LA
www.seedsforliberationmovie.com
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I’m applying for a pop-up residency on Chicago Ave. I assume the chamber of commerce will take one look at my site and bail. Much like the Cultural Center did after making a handshake deal to carry my stuff. If you know anyone with retail space in Chicago lemme know. ✌️
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Always love fulfilling an order < 5 minutes after purchase. Any chance to invoke, "No way one dude is doing all this shit" is key.
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Jaxon Dart strikes me as a genuine, honest-to-goodness idiot.
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I dreamt that in the 1960s an MLB player in the US hit a home run that landed on a rooftop in England. I went overseas to track down the ball only to be referred to memorabilia sellers in Key Largo. Big things happening with my subconscious.
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Working on it
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I'm using
@leaflet.pub
for the first time to recap the last 12 months for my brand
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Top 10 Moments 2025
Cola Corporation highlights during the last 12 months
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Pick one. Universally applicable.
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Happy Boxing* Day *Please don't ackshually me. I know what it means. My personal faves ...
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When I say I read up to six books at one time I’m not bragging. It’s not 🧐 it’s 🤪.
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There are still people alive who got medals for killing Nazis. We need to bring that shit back pronto.
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Now do Israel
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Made this for Rose’s fave human
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Here’s to you, historically accurate Jesus
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On way home from church. A good omen. 🙂
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🏳️⚧️✊
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👊 January
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No def plans. I have a ton of stuff to get through in the next month or so, starting with Athletic Vol 2. But you can email me for a 1/1 order. There is one XXL left in stock
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We’re having breakfast
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Tfw you have a kingdom to survey
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MAGA doesn’t care if you call Charlie Kirk a racist, a demagogue, or a vile propagandist. So remember: He was also a fucking dork, a doofus, a goober who wouldn’t know good taste if it clawed its way to hell, bonked him on his gargantuan melon, and spat in his mini-face. Don’t let them forget that.
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It feels good to dunk on Ralph Lauren’s phony patriotism with a superior product that costs $170 less. Feels even better that people appreciate it. Ty Lisa
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Powers sends you all his compliments of the season
9 days ago
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🔥🫡
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Remind me how many people lost their jobs for not showing Melissa Hortman appropriate deference?
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Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is the story of her life.
Podcast Episode · Apple News+ Narrated · 12/22/2025 · Subscribers Only · 48m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/apple-news-narrated/id1708072320?i=1000742353260
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2026 is the year that ephebophilia enters mainstream vocab courtesy of maga. Waves of cope incoming.
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Luigi saved lives.
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Healing well and staying hydrated
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Site traffic spiked today. No difference in sales, etc. During the LAPD saga in 2024, I made the front page of Reddit twice. But, this year, when 404 did one article on the CBP confiscation, I had back to back record sales days. Fewer people finding me, but hitting the right audience.
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Watch out this stuff is spiked like a CBS story on torture
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Not to be all
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, but making my wife laugh is pretty much the best feeling ever. *Possible exception: hydrocodone
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1. I'm not disagreeing with anything Dan writes here. 2. For me, part of The Work / process of writing was unhealthy periods of despair. I was never going to be as good as I needed to be. I was killing myself to make mediocre stuff that no one cared about. So ...
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I can help with this 🐦 (haven’t gone on the site yet)
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Gotta be the earliest appearance of Trump in movies?
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Big day in Cola lore 💥 20 Dec 1973 Luis Carrero Blanco becomes first 🇪🇸astronaut. 🤝 20 Dec 1983 Rummy meets Hussein. US knows Iraq using illegal weapons vs Iran. Rummy doesn’t mention it. Sent by Reagan to re-establish integrity of US oil routes.
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