Happy 122th anniversary to the free people of Haiti

Starting off the new year with a great tee and a sweet letter from one of the coolest fashion creatives to do it right now. Much love, @cola.baby Happy New Year!!

Pantone picking the color of the year like

No 6 on the 2025 List * Cola Drops Acid * The Acid Drop included my collab with Ken Kesey's grandson, who printed my Midnight Climax! design on 900-hit LSD blotter. Full entry 👇 thecolacorporation.leaflet.pub/3mayjpwc4xs24 Still a few pieces left 👇 www.thecolacorporation.com/collections/...

No 7 on the 2025 list The deaths of Peyo and Coco "I've worked at actual corporations where brand managers ask, 'How can we make our motor oil feel more like a person?' The answer is you can't." Full entry here👇 thecolacorporation.leaflet.pub/3mayjpwc4xs24

“Expensive and overpriced are two different things …” 💯 🙏

No 8 on the 2025 list The 1A Burning Flag Sweater "Since I launched Cola in 2019, Internet Leftists and MAGA goobers alike have pilloried me over my pricing. I expected more of the same when I dropped my 1A sweater." Full story 👇 thecolacorporation.leaflet.pub/3mayjpwc4xs24

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Bleak

Without stopping, I told CM Punk, “Hey man, I appreciate your work. I miss seeing you on TV,” while he was waiting for his dog to pee on Milwaukee Ave. He seethed, “Thank you” between clenched teeth. When I got 15 feet away he started muttering deprecations like Muttley the dog.

Matty reportedly brings in $1M yr with his Substack. It would take him 1,000 years—without spending a cent—to join the class whose boots he’s throating.

Serendipity: moments after posting the Southwest LAPD story, I saw this promo for the Seeds of Liberation movie. World premier Jan 17 in LA www.seedsforliberationmovie.com

I’m applying for a pop-up residency on Chicago Ave. I assume the chamber of commerce will take one look at my site and bail. Much like the Cultural Center did after making a handshake deal to carry my stuff. If you know anyone with retail space in Chicago lemme know. ✌️

Always love fulfilling an order < 5 minutes after purchase. Any chance to invoke, "No way one dude is doing all this shit" is key.

Jaxon Dart strikes me as a genuine, honest-to-goodness idiot.

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I dreamt that in the 1960s an MLB player in the US hit a home run that landed on a rooftop in England. I went overseas to track down the ball only to be referred to memorabilia sellers in Key Largo. Big things happening with my subconscious.

Working on it

I'm using @leaflet.pub for the first time to recap the last 12 months for my brand

Pick one. Universally applicable.

Happy Boxing* Day *Please don't ackshually me. I know what it means. My personal faves ...

When I say I read up to six books at one time I’m not bragging. It’s not 🧐 it’s 🤪.

There are still people alive who got medals for killing Nazis. We need to bring that shit back pronto.

Now do Israel

Made this for Rose’s fave human

Here’s to you, historically accurate Jesus

On way home from church. A good omen. 🙂

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👊 January

No def plans. I have a ton of stuff to get through in the next month or so, starting with Athletic Vol 2. But you can email me for a 1/1 order. There is one XXL left in stock www.thecolacorporation.com/products/col...

We’re having breakfast

Tfw you have a kingdom to survey

MAGA doesn’t care if you call Charlie Kirk a racist, a demagogue, or a vile propagandist. So remember: He was also a fucking dork, a doofus, a goober who wouldn’t know good taste if it clawed its way to hell, bonked him on his gargantuan melon, and spat in his mini-face. Don’t let them forget that.

It feels good to dunk on Ralph Lauren’s phony patriotism with a superior product that costs $170 less. Feels even better that people appreciate it. Ty Lisa

Powers sends you all his compliments of the season

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Remind me how many people lost their jobs for not showing Melissa Hortman appropriate deference?

2026 is the year that ephebophilia enters mainstream vocab courtesy of maga. Waves of cope incoming.

Luigi saved lives.

Healing well and staying hydrated

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Site traffic spiked today. No difference in sales, etc. During the LAPD saga in 2024, I made the front page of Reddit twice. But, this year, when 404 did one article on the CBP confiscation, I had back to back record sales days. Fewer people finding me, but hitting the right audience.

Watch out this stuff is spiked like a CBS story on torture

Not to be all #wifeguy, but making my wife laugh is pretty much the best feeling ever. *Possible exception: hydrocodone

1. I'm not disagreeing with anything Dan writes here. 2. For me, part of The Work / process of writing was unhealthy periods of despair. I was never going to be as good as I needed to be. I was killing myself to make mediocre stuff that no one cared about. So ...

I can help with this 🐦 (haven’t gone on the site yet)

Gotta be the earliest appearance of Trump in movies?

Big day in Cola lore 💥 20 Dec 1973 Luis Carrero Blanco becomes first 🇪🇸astronaut. 🤝 20 Dec 1983 Rummy meets Hussein. US knows Iraq using illegal weapons vs Iran. Rummy doesn’t mention it. Sent by Reagan to re-establish integrity of US oil routes. www.thecolacorporation.com/collections/...

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