I find it hard to believe that ESPN would misgender any of the other NFL team owners, all of whom are men ofc.

Big same

Really wish I could take back this text, scheduling lunch with a consultant

I stopped watching The Boys somewhere in S3. Just dropped in on S5 E1 and ... it's really good again?

You Don't Say Free article --> archive.is/qo5YD

You cannot tempt, drag, or bribe me into DoorDash discourse.

$29B in aircraft shot down. Iran is embarrassing the USA. Congressional report 👇 www.congress.gov/crs-product/...

The great thing about watching out-of-market Reds games on MLB TV is commercials are blacked out, so I get peace and quiet between half innings. The bad thing about watching out-of-market Reds games on MLB TV is that I'm watching the Reds.

We’re having breakfast

Yeah it’s a cult.

Worse than worthless

lol

I've been assured by Eastern European war enthusiasts that the sonnenrad doesn't indicate Nazi ideology. What a coincidence that here it seems to, actually.

Don’t want to tell the Risen Son of God his business, but now would be a fantastic time to rapture his followers

“Critics also cautioned Democrats like Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden against equating anti-Israel rhetoric with antisemitism and against leaning into anti-immigrant rhetoric and policies.”

This isn’t just on Todd Gloria. This is on all those who quibble over the term “genocide,” who scold people who don’t support genocide enablers, who say disingenuous shit about Israel’s “right to defend itself,” and otherwise dismiss the value of Palestinian lives. All of you will be held to account

This is what laughing off the significance of Nazi iconography gets you, in case anyone is taking notes

Mark Cuban's appearance at the White House isn't mildly surprising. Billionaires have class solidarity. They retain power by making sure we don't.

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When I haven’t talked to my sister in a couple of weeks.

Holy smokes. I have 138 five-star reviews on Shop. One of these days I'm going to meet someone who understands how to run a business and it's gonna be 🚀 🌕

If you’re maga shaman, $1M is a lot of bath salts.

Trump is constantly flooding the zone. He and MAGA never get fatigued because they process nothing. Which is why LLMs are so amenable to Trumpism: it's all superficial output. There is no depth. It's all ready, shoot, aim, whether govt policy or advising users how to ***. Culture on autocomplete.

We are plummeting to new lows 24/7, and I can't keep up. I wish I had a prescient critique of the present moment, but I'm honestly at a loss. From his Truth Social account:

I get corporations wanting to exploit AI. Wouldn't expect anything different. But cramming this half-baked shit into EVERYTHING is nuts. Kash Patel and DoD using LLMs for professional decisions? People enabling it to to handle finances? Using it to surveil citizens? This is going to be catastrophic.

“father of two” lol come on man www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Slightly diminish a book Prolonged Jest

Mr President, we have military pageants at home. The military pageants at home:

My buddy sent me this. “Cool, cool. Thanks, man.” “Did you see his button?” lol nope 🤪 🇮🇪🍀

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Easily 1/3 of my office desk space

I grew up in the poorest county in Ohio. All my family are MAGA except my sister. I am tired of seeing my people caricatured as stupid / brainwashed hicks. They know exactly what they want, and Trump is giving it to them in abundance.

“White genocide!” I cry while flipping between pickleball, lacrosse, and golf on prime time TV.

Millions of people have tattoos of crosses! My cross tattoo is just hooked, is all. A hakenkreuz, if you will. People being upset about my hakenkruz tattoo is the most (ableist slur) thing I've ever heard! It's just a cross!

" ... a tattoo on his chest that’s widely recognized as a Nazi symbol" If only there were a more efficient way to describe that. I feel like in journalism, language is all about efficiency and pith 🤔 NYT glow-up --> archive.is/TKCmB

If I play my cards right, I can fit in two more Mountain Dews without it affecting my sleep tonight.

She's going to shorten the running time to roughly 25 minutes and rename the show 1488 seconds

Congrats to Celtic and especially their supporters

🎤 If you called your dad, he could Stop it all

I was hoping that the Cleveland Guardians play “Take Me Home Country Roads” to honor the diaspora of Appalachian people, who, like my dad, relocated to northern Ohio for factory work. Turns out that one of the players is from WVA and it’s his walk-up music. Nevertheless!

“CHRISTIANS ARE UNDER ATTACK!” -Guy watching nationally televised Major League Baseball warmups where players are wearing tshirts that say “God is good” and “Jesus won,” branded with team logos.

Office update

reference guide re: targeted populations

Fuck it. Gonna drink another Mountain Dew

Washington Post: “The Daily Wire is going bankrupt* Bari Weiss: “Let’s redo the Daily Wire.”

Cuba has a right to defend itself.

The CIA delegation arrived with gifts of scuba suits, cigars, and a lovely conch. Free article --> archive.is/P1RdG

Not a law guy. Won't this involve discovery and won't that be a hoo boy?

Don’t I know it

My buddy is in the Netherlands