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Man who is emotionally avoidant and regularly develops deeply intimate relationships with women he has no intention of committing to: “I would never hit a woman. I could never hurt a woman.”

Wife of LA Clippers owner and billionaire Steve Ballmer steps in to save NPR with $80M

liberals on this microblogging website

me: (casually) what is it with the influx of evil lately

Family annihilators make me so fucking furious. 8 fucking kids lost their lives and their mother is wounded - god help her when she wakes up. I can’t even fucking imagine.

I love how Trump's toadies are forced to smile like he & everything he does doesn't reek

Currently reading: ‘Margo’s Got Money Troubles’ by Rufi Thorpe #booksky

If you only read one book this year, read this. #BookSky

My dad started defending landlords today during our call and that’s when I knew it was time to have to go because I had plans.

There are a lot of people in Florida that believe in Jesus and they drive like they’re ready to meet him as soon as possible.

I had something to celebrate tonight so you KNOW where I went. 🌶️

I'm actally pretty cool once you get past all the uncoolness

I’ve been reading about Francisco Franco a bit because of a book I have been reading this month and wow, what a dickhead.

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Just passed a Baskin Robbin’s that had a sign in the window that said “NO CASH KEPT IN STORE OVERNIGHT.” Please! Like I’d be breaking in for cash!

We all have days like this

ooh you're not... traumatized enough to find it funny. sorry, my bad.

Ok, I think it is finally time for Rihanna to drop a new album. We need it.

One thing about having an Australian shepherd is that they are always just staring at you like this

Men created AI to make stealing the ideas and work of women easier for them.

I love fishwife products so much (especially the smoked salmon with chili crisp) but the price is crazy. I am too poor for this.

I’m real pissed that my tax dollars are funding Israel and the war in Iran. I’m also pissed that my tax dollars are paying for the healthcare that is keeping people like Mitch McConnell, Trump, and Fetterman alive. Can we please just have a crumb of universal healthcare?

trying to post through it rn

we know

We can’t all be beautiful, some of us have to be content with being too large to be carried off by a giant bird

this is all very annoying, just saying.

u are not the boss of me blue sky

introducing Bluesky's new "Do Not Disturb" mode. now available to everyone

Asking the forbidden question

Look, the truth is that I don't want you to get hurt, and I don't want you to hurt anyone else either, but mostly I'm just sick and tired of hearing about it. Do not disturb.

Made myself a brown sugar cinnamon shaken espresso and it tastes like tomorrow is Friday.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

Mood

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

Someone who lives in my apartment complex drives a white dented up Chevy sonic and has TWO turning point USA magnets on it.

Rage baiting my Irish Catholic mother

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

I woke up this morning with the Pepper Ann theme song stuck in my head so now you will too. youtu.be/2KmxQz3AbbI?...

When the grass gets long, my dog prowls through it like a lion. She doesn’t walk like that when it’s shorter. I think it is a pretty great little quirk. My little lion bb 🦁

I was reading a great book today and it said something along the lines of, "it's okay to neglect your responsibilities if it saves your life because if you die the responsibilities are still there. You aren't." Just wanted to share. Take care of yourself. #booksky #mentalhealth

Currently reading ‘Annie Knows Everything’ by Rachel Wood. #booksky

"🔥Pay us enough to live🔥" Graff referencing the massive warehouse fire in Ontario, California last week.

That man who burned down a warehouse of paper products will probably get life in prison. Meanwhile:

Great-grandmother: 10 kids Grandmother: 8 kids Mother: 4 kids Me: 1 dog Dog: spayed

AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point

I hate exactly two people from my hometown. One has run for the board of selectmen THRICE and lost. He is running a fourth time and the old board of selectmen guy who I cussed out in front of a market basket just endorsed the 3x loser guy via letter to the editor of our town news site.