Denim
@denim22.bsky.social
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Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
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Amy
7 days ago
why don’t they make medicine for when your heart hurts so much it feels like you’re dying for three weeks straight
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It's Abby. Yep.
about 11 hours ago
“Can I pick your brain?” If it were up to me, I’d let you have it but I’m using it right now (hard to tell, I know)
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Amy
9 days ago
my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps
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Lizzy
about 11 hours ago
Let the comfort eating commence
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Constantly victimized by the sun shining directly on a lone chin hair while I’m driving.
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Kris Wernowsky
about 15 hours ago
Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
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Jake_Vig
about 20 hours ago
You're at Guns. I need you at Roses.
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Bobson Dugnutt
about 11 hours ago
yes, tell em king
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Bernard Taylor
2 days ago
It’s not that we didn’t want the shutdown to end, it’s the fact that millions of people suffered throughout this shutdown and it was for nothing. That’s the most upsetting part.
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Fucking losers
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Failed the Rory Gilmore reading challenge… but she read a lot of boring shit tbh
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Aaron Rupar
1 day ago
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
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Trevon Logan
3 days ago
Black American soldiers literally dug these WWII graves. Traumatic. To acknowledge that fact at a cemetery they helped construct is something the Heritage Foundation cannot accept. As Veterans Day approaches, never forget that this country both compels and disrespects Black military service. Always.
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Dan of the Year
3 days ago
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Rob Cee
2 days ago
If the pope ever upsets me, he is going to regret it so hard when I take to the internet and refer to him as The Poop.
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9 days ago
was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
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spleenly
2 days ago
For those not up on aviation lingo, a "ground stop" is when you're grinding on that special person and there's a knock at the door.
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[Sic] Burns
2 days ago
Don’t worry guys they’ve got a plan to dig up John McCain’s thumb
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Bill Grueskin
3 days ago
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words.
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
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Lizzlepants 🐒
5 days ago
I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
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Jake_Vig
3 days ago
Chuck Schumer has a poster of Lucy pulling the football away at the last second while Charlie Brown misses again as inspiration for everything he does.
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Calvinball Congress
2 days ago
“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
mixing things up a bit and throwing a volcano into a virgin
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born miserable
2 days ago
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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CrazyMyra
4 days ago
Today's inspiration
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Max Berger
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Chuck Schumer when we need him to bring his “A” game:
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.
2 days ago
More Senate Democrats folded to let Trump gut our healthcare than House Republicans folded to release the Epstein files. This is example of why we can't have nice things.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑
2 days ago
The American People: “Chuck Schumer, we have provided you with all the leverage you need to win this shutdown fight, once and for all.” Chuck Schumer *flushing the leverage down the toilet*: “What?”
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Love when my apt complex does the whole “sprinkler inspection” thing during the time of year when my depression and ptsd are at peak levels. It forces me to tidy up which then leads to me feeling slightly better. I’d still rather be sleeping though.
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The vibes on here tonight
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
4 days ago
I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
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HerRoyalThighness
5 days ago
Everything I know about Sydney Sweeney is against my will.
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d.ly
3 days ago
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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Maybe the workplace deserved to be ruined by women. Maybe it had it coming.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
3 days ago
I'm normally pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.
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youtu.be/R3tigF4RybI
Just going to leave this here if you’re wondering how the billionaires who funded Trump think
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A hungry dog is an obedient dog
YouTube video by Y0Mari
https://youtu.be/R3tigF4RybI
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woke mayor
3 days ago
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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Brendel
4 days ago
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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rufus
3 days ago
just having fun with this thing now
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Ruth’s Truths
7 days ago
Ive been seeing this thing called “No Nut November,” and I just want to say “good luck” to whoever’s enforcing that. They’ll have to wrestle my cashews out of my cold, wrinkled hands.
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Carolina A. Miranda
3 days ago
Everything sucks so here is my dog eating ramen. 🍜
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Drew Harwell
12 days ago
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:
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Ok, so I know robots don’t have emotions but I do find it alarming that people instantly want to abuse them? Idk Also… this thing is creepy AF, please kept it far the fuck away from me.
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What Happens if you Abuse a Robot? (I hit him with my truck)
YouTube video by WhistlinDiesel
https://youtu.be/zBCu8HmXoRo
3 days ago
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We all know that Trump has criminally low levels of self awareness, but nothing highlights that more than him trying to insult fat people as if he’s not one. That orange bumblefuck enters every room tiddies first.
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josh (oldfriend99)
4 days ago
I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
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Me, flirting:
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈
6 days ago
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
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