Winner, Best Special Effects in a Staged Assassination

Why don't we offer Trump to Iran for safe passage on Strait of Hormuz? Heck we can even throw in Pete Hegseth as an added bonus.

If you look up Captain Obvious it shows a picture of Hakeem Jeffries.

I prefer Presidents that don't bring our soldiers home in flag draped coffins.

Now that WWIII seems imminent I'd like to remind everyone that this could have been prevented if Merrick Garland would have done his job.

Ali Khamenei might have been a bad guy but he's not on the Epstein list kind of bad guy.

Does anyone else feel like the band playing on the Titanic while the ship sinks? I mean we are just going about everyday life while watching other cities literally burning to the ground. What will you be doing when the doomsday clock finally strikes midnight?

Increasingly feels like Donald Trump does not want the United States of America to outlive him.

So Trump took Kristi Noem to the gravel pit. Who will be next..I think either Kash Patel or Pam Bondi.

Looks like Epidermis Fury has struck Yam Tits.

I would like to try The Art of The Deal. My first proposal is can we trade Hakeem Jeffries for Thomas Massie.

Barron Trump will be at Podiatrists R Us tomorrow morning at 8am to get his hereditary bone spurs certified.

I think ICE should be sent to Iran to help shore up military operations. In order to get the 50k bonus they were promised they'll need to stay until the war is over and peace is obtained.

If you watched last night's SOTU you may be entitled to compensation.

We are getting ready to go to war with Iran and to be honest I don't know who to root for.

Actual pic of Prince Andrew getting ready to sing like a canary.

You just haven't lived until you're in the heart of MAGA country listening to the person driving a beat up Dodge Neon with a donut tire defending the Epstein President because the DOW and 5-D chess.

Truth Social should be bangin' tonight when Sundowners starts hitting President Epstein. The Supreme Court put him on tilt.

If moist was a person.

TEMU Heated Rivalry.

In a world full of Chuck Schumer's be a Thomas Massie.

I said I would NEVER vote Republican again. But Thomas Massie got me feeling some kinda way. Not gonna lie. #ThomasMassiePedoSlayer

Why are Thomas Massie and Rho Khanna the only people taking the fight to the Epstein Regime? I watched Liz Chaney burn her career to the ground defending the constitution. I can't name one Democrat besides Ro Khanna that has shown any type of courage. #NoTimeForCowards

I'm not sure who Trump's 2024 election strategist were but I do think history will say that running on the campaign promise of releasing the Epstein files when your name is in them a million times might not have been a good idea.

People worried about being murdered by the Trump/Epstein regime. 1. Thomas Massie 2. Marjorie Taylor Greene People not targeted 1. Chuck Schumer 2. Merrick Garland. I wonder why.

Sounds like a solid plan...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

After watching Pam Bondi I am wondering can the antichrist be female?

The same people that lost their shit over Bad Bunny wearing a dress love the feminine bathrobe wearing pedophile that's taking away their healthcare.

Kid Rock makes music for people that drive 10k miles on a donut tire.

Does anyone else think that all of the photoshop clap backs depicting Trump as an ape actually make him look better than he does in real life?

People acting like this is a win and I'm just over here wondering we got this depraved as a country.

I refuse to support or vote for any sitting Democratic Senator. They voted to make Chuck Schumer their leader. Then refuse to do anything about his epic failure they created.

Did ya notice the people that told us they were gonna make us great again and how there was gonna be so much winning are now putting out propaganda telling us we should be able to eat on $9 a day.

I live in rural red Wva. MAGA central. That think Alex Pretti and Rene Good got what was coming to them. Late last night I seriously pondered the thought that maybe I had died and ended up in hell. At this point it seems like the only plausible answer.

You know what a legendary Superbowl Halftime show would be? Have Sascha Riley ride in on Budweiser Clydesdale.

Yam tits knows a thing or two about staging things.

If JD Vance is so sure that ICE is only picking up the worst of the worst in Minneapolis he should have his wife Usha drive a mini van through town with their kids in the back to prove his point. ~Joe Lee...

Alex Pretti and Rene Good were not rendered ANY type of aide after being shot. I hope healthcare workers remember this as they go about their daily duties.

I truly hate that this idea actually makes sense, and I'm not kidding one bit.

Shit’s so bad in Minnesota that he’s gonna have to release the Epstein files to distract from it

I don't give a chicken fried fuck that they took Bovino out of Minneapolis. I want his murderers arrested and held accountable. Please don't tell me this is what ya all consider a win. This sounds like a Schumer/Jeffries crafted deal.

Now, *this* is the cut of Melania's new vanity movie I'd watch. (I'm kidding. I wouldn't watch anything about her.)

Everytime I see a Democrat asking for money I tell them to get their ass to Minneapolis and send their request from there. I'm sick of keyboard warriors and pencil pushers being our so called leaders. While ICU nurses, and mothers with dogs in car are murdered.

Pretty hard to get people to join our movement when our leaders are Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries.

We are desperate for a leader. Reality...the Democratic party has none. If so they would be in Minneapolis. Leaders are forged in fire. Everyday people. Think the passengers on Flight 93. Sid Hatfield from Matewan. We are looking in the wrong place. We need @michaelfanone.bsky.social.

First they came for the immigrants and Chuck Schumer didn’t say anything...then they murdered Rene Good and Chuck Schumer didn't do anything and now we're all fucked because we didn’t do anything. They say we get the leadership we deserve.