The White House denies rumors Trump is hospitalized at Walter Reed which must mean that Trump is hospitalized at Walter Reed.

April the 4th be with you!

Trump sounds like he's just itchin' to nuke Iran, don't he?

Trump used up all his lies for March and is at the Lie Factory for maintenance.

Trump has his "Allah Akbar" moment.

If Trump had been king instead of Herod, nothing would have gone differently. #GoodFriday

The star of the #EpsteinFiles just fired the biggest defender of the #EpsteinFiles.

Trump didn't even read his own books.

What Trump loyalty looks like.

Without Trump, the Epstein files would be half the size.

In fairness, that was 1700 lies ago.

Who’s enjoying watching their 401Ks finance Trumps war in Iran?

Trump wants to ensure they're "suckers" and "losers."

Trump can’t pardon war crimes.

Exact what Trump wanted. #CoverUp

Whatever you thought about Pam Bondi, rest assured Todd Blanche will be worse.

Warmonger is not the W - "monger" title we used to associate with Trump.

Oil prices are up 5 dollars a barrel since breakfast.

Today we see yet another example of what Trump "loyalty" looks like. #ByeByeBondi

Not fair! Those sky pieces are hard!

Trump just called Social Security, Medicare, Health Care and Day Care a "bunch of little scams." Notify the mid-term ad producers!

Trump is the poster boy for ISIS recruiting.

Trump: "Bondi has to go." Aides: "Send in the next future ex-Attorney General!"

Trump's priorities are NEVER about us.

Bondi is not being removed because she's too corrupt. It's because she's not corrupt enough.

Trump appointed three of 'em.

Good luck winning Jersey!

Is Trump stupid enough to fire the woman who actually knows what’s in the #EpsteinFiles?

BREAKING: Everything.

BREAKING: Pedophile tires of grown woman.

Trump’s mouth is a weapon of mass destruction.

Who will we see tonight? 1) Taco Trump 2) Two-week Trump 3) Trumpolini

Every aspect of this war benefits Putin.

AIDE: "Mr. President, it's time to go to the Supreme Court now." TRUMP: "Good! I could use a nap."

Trump beats Biden and Carter! Finally, something Trump is good at.

Trump's goal was to weaken Europe. He weakened us instead.

Cheer up, Donald. Falling feels like flying for a while.

It’s like Al Capone having to shake you down personally.

For Donald Trump, every day is April fools day.

Think about it. Trump spends the first year of his second term alienating Europe. Then he starts a war that Europe wisely refuses to participate in. Now he and Putin have their “excuse” to withdraw the United States from NATO. Everything he does, Trump does for Vladimir.

No one knows what Trump is going to say in his address tonight, especially Donald Trump.

The Trumptanic is going down.

The most sure and certain strategy for failure is to let Trump be Trump.

Only 29% of Americans approve of Trump's handling of the economy. His presidency is over.

Trump is an international embarassment.

"Dear Leader says the angels will soon land in spaceships and take us all to a heaven that's more beautiful than the most beautiful golf resort. And we are so thankful to Dear Leader for guiding us forward."

Trump is suddenly wanting to wind down the war. Why? I bet we'll see when Friday's numbers come out.

I can safely say nowhere in the NATO charter is their language that stipulates they must support a war to hide one man’s crimes against underage girls.

Help Tea Pain out. If Trump leaves the Strait of Hormuz closed, that benefits Putin, right?