If the government reopens, the Republicans need to get to work on a new excuse not to release the #EpsteinFiles.

You only need a handful of air traffic controllers if only those with private jets are flying.

They don’t care how many of their own starve or die as long as they destroy the accomplishments of one black man.

If God is truly “almighty”, he probably don’t need help from Gary Busey’s kid.

The Republican wet dream is to reduce middle class America to a debtor nation.

Fun fact: ChatGPT says 52% of SNAP recipients are Republican.

Trump want to make a one time payment of 400 bucks, then cancel your insurance. You can use that money to make a downpayment on your coffin.

Tea Pain sat next to a table of MAGAs at breakfast. I overheard this: MAGA 1: “You know Joe Biden was the anti-Christ predicted in Revelation.” MAGA 2: “Thank the Lord he sent Trump to save us from him. America was about to go under with all those immigrants running everything!” Tea kids you not.

Trump has no clue how many SNAP recipients voted for him.

They’re protecting the Pedo-in-Chief.

Republicans don’t care if you starve or die from lack of health care, as long as they can prevent the release of the #EpsteinFiles.

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We're losing access to regional air transportation thanks to the Trump administration. We're rapidly becoming a third world country.

How wicked is the Trump presidency? A court just had to order Trump to feed starving people.

The American economy is bein' strangled by Trump's idiotic economic policies.

SAD FACT: America has already lost 1.1 million jobs due to Trump's disastrous economic policies. This is recession-level numbers.

They can indict a ham sandwich, but can't convict one.

Don't tease us with a good time!

Somebody has state-wide ambitions or maybe more.

The MAGA movement is dead, and they're starting to sense their demise. This is when extremists are the most dangerous.

Don't worry. They're still getting paid.

It worked so well last night.

Billionaires never feel any pain.

Republicans are not taking the reality of Tuesday night very well this morning. Copium futures at all time high.

Dems run the table!

Trump just took a giant dump on his own party, blaming them for the shut down.

Tuesday Night Massacre

Democrats over-performance tonight is bad news for Joe Biden.

Kinda seems like a blue tsunami is about to hit

They’re calling big races in 20-30 minutes tonight. Republicans that failed to distance themselves from Trump are going down in flames. Will “smart” Republicans figure out it’s time to cut Trump loose?

No one wants a Trump endorsement anymore. It’s the kiss of death and tonight Republicans are feeling it.

Jesus (To House Republicans): "Depart from me, evil doers. I know ye not!"

FACT: The Republican House has been closed for 45 days straight.

Trump never displays sympathy for the victims. Only the predators.

FUN FACT: Trump's current approval rating is 37%, which means that approximately 10-12 million of his own voters have turned on him.

Non-denial.

This sounds like it’s about Trump’s declining mental and physical health. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Trump is the greatest gift China has ever gotten.

They sent it all to Argentina.

You shouldn’t have to choose between food and health care, but Republicans insist.

Trump's tariff's are stranglin' regular Americans.

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Trump has us talking about his make-believe third term so we won’t talk about his involvement in the #EpsteinFiles.

I’m 88 and haven’t had to take this test yet.

You wouldn't get in a car with this guy behind the wheel, but it's perfectly ok for him to have the nuclear codes.

Should a guy this uniformed be in charge of anything?

Trump's economy is going so well, Amazon's laying off 30,000 workers. Tariffs are crippling our economy.

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Since the Democrats are “in charge”, you won’t mind if they go ahead and release the Epstein files, do you?