movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no stars (wars nor trek), LOTR, or marvel, disney animated or pixar.

Riker: (happy whistling while headed to holodeck in Orion pirate garb) Picard: reroute power from deflector O'brien: yup.

Have a smile

Geez

forgot about a stocking stuffer

referring to all women as "ma'am" and all men as "babydoll"

Me: If there's a given amount of insect parts allowed per Eggo™ waffle, someone down the line must have an Eggo™ that is mostly insect part. Like, it's 97% chitinous exoskeletons and probably smells like a bunch of cooked ants. How messed up is that? Interviewer: I meant, 'questions about the job'.

As soon as I turned 34.5 years I couldn’t get enough of Enya

Why is it the roof of my mouth and not the ceiling of my mouth

this guy and his calibrated nutrition will never know the pure joy of a 3AM microwaved pizza pop

Researching at NYC steakhouses on TikTok and someone said “bone-in filet mignon” and so I threw my phone on the ground and shot it.

unfortunately I still have some unfinished business from my 2025 goals so I'm actually celebrating chinese new year instead this year

11:15 PM, no better time for posting into the void

wolf alice CD, timmy's gift card and a superman tuque. A+++ boomer christmas

I really wish billionaires would remember that Dolly Parton would easily be a billionaire but she just gives it all away and is still a millionaire so everyone loves her and no one tells her to fuck off when she posts on any platform!!

Merry Christmas from Kate Bush! youtu.be/z9xxJI5d4u8

it's midnight eastern so here's wishing a happy shoresy season 5 to all those who celebrate (canadians) 🎅

just look at him folks 🥰

I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.

time to post your favorite santas, billy bob wins it by a country mile

Soup of the day: Orange soda

Not one but two kisses on the email from our manager thanking us for our hard work this year. I know we're all excited about the holy baby birthday, but we don't work in a bordello Caroline.

Forcing 300 heads of cabbage through my neighbor's letterbox for reasons unclear even to me

It’s that time of year again! And by that I mean time to read this hilarious story.

Steve Martin and John Candy be like

Defund Israel, and also get that weird Kirk widow off the TV

Archive .org version should stay up! archive.org/details/3mam...

say what you will about gilead but at least dudes weren't talking about sports

How much do I love you? Your gift was on the fourth page of Last Minute Gifts for Her. The first three would not do.

things that make me wish society would collapse or that I was bones: -every website asking for cookie permissions -phone plans -every new phone with AI and constant surveillance and data gathering BS -mystery boxes at the mall -everything is made of plastic -health insurance -car repairs

you’ve heard of hot girl summer, now get ready for:

it was two years ago today that i picked up a half-dead baby mouse off the pavement shivering in the rain and brought him to my desk at work and then home

if i had the means i'd build a 200 ft statue of liev schreiber gazing down at y'all with a disappointed look on his face

one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo

really wish i could remember why i needed to translate this

all good now! sesame seeds'll work every time

it's mousecleaning day but someone ain't cooperating

Nature is healing, strangers are telling me their life stories wherever I go again

I don’t care what anyone says, Daniel Craig solving crimes as foghorn leghorn is way better than any Bond movie ever

Let's go ahead and get this trending

ever take enough painkillers that you can't feel anything? that you start doubting your own existence?

I don't know why anyone would fly if there's a train available. it's so roomy and you get to see so many trees

it's fall asleep at my desk o'clock

Tis the season 🎅🏻

i used to wish i was back in my 20's/30's chasing women and doing all the drugs but now that i'm gettin OLD old i think i'd like to be five years old again, forever, just playing with legos in miss jensen's kindergarten class

aw geez they're letting the canucks play hockey again

the hardest song about cooking ever created

Loooooool same guy