theres nothing this man loves more than this song

introducing the playstation 6: it costs $3000 and you cant play games on it

glad to see hansen represented in the world cup by mmmbope

i vote for dissolution of the union we should not be forced to live with these people

wow

if you build it ray liotta will cum

Very Cat Moment 😺

saturday night and i aint got no money

Hello, Clarice.

grazing on pizza

i have a new building crush

smoking and drinking

i dont wanna work anymore

you think rocky and adrien do butt stuff

took my cat to the vet to discover he’s just fat

die hard: the hardest dying

just did a really long pee

why have we as a society not banned gender reveal parties

sylvester stallone: rfhsh aostver pemaglbh erpgh

dolph: i kill you sylvester stallone: aingh haiavingh lemaifg weshfgaeftgg oestopgh bepaligh dolph: ??? carl weathers: [dies]

that was the most gratuitous montage ever

time to drink 3 beers and watch rocky 4

having a good day despite all the horrors

is it okay to have popcorn for dinner

two worlds one cup

gonna eat some chili dogs and take a nap

is it okay to just watch tv and nap on and off all day

its illegal to smoke weed in my apartment

the way he says illegals is how you know its racist

im picking nederlands to win it all

if i was a world cup coach i would simply have my players turn the goal around so the other team could not score

if i was a world cup coach i would simply have my players turn the goal around so the other team could not score

why are there matches against teams that are already eliminated

Me *orders our meal in fluent Italian to impress my date* McDonalds drive-thru employee: “What?”

crab fight

justified block but i hate how its also kind of correct in that racism has made a comeback

recirculating my pee

work sucks when will it end

the supreme court can suck my balls

Okay. Then block me.

watching and waiting patiently

watching several movies at once 30 minutes at a time

they should make a hate island

i got football fever who wanna go to a timbers game

stroke density

who wants to come clean out my fridge

why do people hate ronaldo is he a dick or something

being brave and scrolling the discover tab