why do they even call it a denver omelet denver got some kinda monopoly on peppers and onions or what

i desire denver omelet

pasta

mom: what do want to do when you grow up? willy wonka: open a candy factory- mom: awe willy wonka: to lure children- mom: uhm willy wonka: to their death

if it aint bombs i would love to know what we are spending $1 trillion a year on

corn pop was a bad dude

they should invent farts that smell good

please fund out not a war

should i have chili dogs for dinner

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

i need to go outside more

birds are going crazy

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

starting to think this war was not very well planned

Checking in on Tulsi Gabbard

lmao we gonna get $200 a barrel oil huh

when you start a war in the Middle East and even bomb a school and still Jesus doesn’t return

they had years to workshop war with iran to their voters and put zero effort into it anyway

headache time

singing in the rain what the fuck is wrong with you

for all their talk of high trust societies this worldview is incompatible with society

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

feels like spring outside

Empire Strikes Back would be better if Luke met that little frog to become a Jedi and he just gave him a gun

i want cigarettes real bad ahhhh

checked on twitter and things there are as dumb as you would imagine

whats the plan here are they just throwing in the towel on the midterms and doing the worst shit while they can still get away with it or what

war is peace baby lfg

my knee hurts

During a reactionary war a revolutionary class cannot but desire the defeat of its government.

Someone filmed the Iranian suicide drone attack from INSIDE the Bahrain hotel. Extraordinary footage. (🎥 Cradle Media)

all i wanna do is eat

zoomers: we are nazis bet you are triggered heh😏 boomers: i hope you are brutally murdered zoomers:

toot toot

hello friends in my computer

fascists running all of corporate media and still complaining about the biased mainstream media is gonna be annoying as hell

addicted to burger

us military welcome to the resistance

happy whiskey friday to all who celebrate

where can i watch all of the mission impossible movies only seen the first one lol

Trump blasted for wastefully failing to clear the chamber in a controversial State of The Union bong rip

(President Trump: I love the guy. He's a communist, but he's like my Indian son. JD Vance: [closing a 4chan draft calling Zohran Mamdani a "filthy pajeet terrorist"] I mean look: absolutely, sir. Tell me how to feel and I will try.

who let the frogs out who who who who

why is the cat in a cradle thats for babies

If you say “femboy hooters” your gender binarism is showing THE END

drinking water