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skynet is taking over

return of the mack

they are trying to teach me programming at work and my brain is not having it

boston trying to tank so they can get the number one pick

people hate on twitter but i think its good right wingers are psy opping themselves into the belief the the Internet is real life

we need to put all streamers in prison until we figure out what the hell is going on

no idea what you people are talking about half the time

chud the builder has died

for a guy who smashes his face with a hammer to look prettier that clavicular dude sure is ugly

okay no more haha

dancin in the moonlight everybody

why i left the left by aloph hitler

my nose itchy

why would anyone put a lime in a coconut

adultish gambino

cigarettes dont exist what are you putting in your mouth

now im not saying shes a gold digger but she sure does seem to like guys with money a lot

if your still in line for a baby stay in line

joyous is cool but now it feels like the only time my brain is working correctly is when im a little buzzed

once we are done fighting about the millennial song we have to determine the millennial movie

Surely they've suffered enough?

am 180

jerking off to cooking videos

eating sticks from the ground just to feel something

even if every hot dog took a year off my life i cant stop

schools shouldnt teach kids anything

obamna

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

women

you either support huge balls or you support mothers and you have to pick today

grandaddy b-sides are matched only be radiohead b-sides

tree jizz getting out of hand

gandalf definitely fucked them hobbits

every day i learn about new hot people

lmao

spring penis

now that i have learned who chud the builder is i look forward to the day when he is inevitably shot in the street

they should make ears that regurgitate sounds

we built this city on dick and balls

she fucked the demons didnt she

naked full of beans