peecack tv

god bless this man

it’s gotta suck playing football in the cold and having to try to stop someone like Derrick Henry

Wow your fridge opens itself that's like the opposite of what I need

bro did you just copy that floppy

oh no! they were talking about the return of food!!

smashing a crystal ball after looking 15 years into the future and seeing "slop is back in a big way"

The Shining is a comedy cuz bro got juked out by a 5-year-old at the end

insulated boxer-briefs called short jims

pretty wack that we gave the nickname "walmart mike" to some douchey security weirdo instead of a beloved greeter or something

All these people I blocked for being full of shit rejects are coming back in screenshot form like a terrible opinion pet sematary

strategic egg reorganization in the carton

i’ve always heard “mandolinists think in sharps” and never thought anything of it until tonight, when we played a song in Eb and during my break i immediately started playing in F like a dipshit

supersetting rows and overhead presses got me feeling like a jacked cyborg

still blown away that this was written by Grisman rather than it being a Bill Monroe original or even an old time tune youtu.be/To8fcLIaKdg?...

my favorite post-christmas tradition: finally pooping out the last two days

denver broncos? what;s next,, boulder jeeps?

🎶 i’ll be home for quiz mice 🎶

smoked steaks for christmas dinner :^)

to be fair i’d be kinda pissy if i was walking around with a name like Ebeneezer

have a holly jolly liquid

“the vikings could be so cool” i say, witnessing a huge drum chant, a massive horn blown, and a humiliating slip on the first kick return of the game

they should have nfl games during christmas but with good teams playing

not sure if i should buy a new mandolin case cuz mine is lowkey falling apart or if i should buy a new banjo case cuz all i have is basically a rain sleeve but it doesn’t really leave the house

it is an honor to be on santa’s cool & good list

thanks for the bitchin fits, santa

if you don’t want me to use an ultrasonic dog trainer on your pet maybe don’t leave it outside barking 12 feet from my window for 2 hours on a regular basis

john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him

passing on a gummy before church tonight cuz last year during Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, the line "born that man no more may die" sounded out of place/broken english and i had to hold in violent laughter for what felt like forever

“what can i say? i wear a lot of hats” - me when i wear a lot of hats and don’t know what to say

icelandic parents freaking out as they try to teach a giant cat how to read a shipping delay email

reading about Jólaköttur and wondering how many Icelandic parents troll their kids by hiding the clothing gifts until all the other presents are opened en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_cat

christian scientist doctor who

"i am covered in blood" - me if i was covered in blood

life is too short to engage with debate perverts

hackers on steroids vs bodybuilders on adderall & mountain dew

hey man, i’d love to perform those jazzy christmas tunes we worked on last night and go caroling at a few assisted living homes throughout the day, but i have the very important duty of sitting in a mostly empty building and maybe telling one or two people to reboot their router

happy festivus bro the lacrosse stick you picked out this year is perfect

this is going on my coffee table right next to Water for People Who Are Thirsty

trophy

if the gummy wears off before the movie ends the movie is too long

try to sound surprised when the alcoholic with divorced dad energy in Stranger Things is an alcoholic with divorced dad energy irl

beach boys ii mountain men

you can make scented candles with your own earwax if you smell good

me: uh oh i have diarrhea guy who makes instagram reels: you call THAT diarrhea? that's just shitting to me. REAL diarrhea is what i have. i'm shooting out liquid 24/7 how dare you say you have diarrhea

hop in bro we're going endearingly buckwild over the lydian dominant scale