My response to anyone criticizing the Muppet Show special

I wrote about the new Muppet Show, which is, thank God, exactly like the old Muppet Show.

Yoda Latino

I have approximate knowledge of many franchises just enough to ask seemingly innocuous but actually annoying questions. Derailed person mid-thought today by asking if Mr. Peabody and Sherman ever went to the future

When you delete a post it feels it

I do not engage in debate. That sort of spectacle is ripe with thieves, rapscallions and worst of all, prairie lawyers.

Just saw on ad for the New Yorker on paramount+. If you ever feel worthless etc

Matéria sobre as celebridades que perderam seus voos envolvidos no 11 de setembro. Seth estava na lista de um desses voos, mas felizmente acabou perdendo por conta de uma ressaca depois de ter bebido na noite anterior.

My EDC? Two eclairs and a strawberry milkshake

I was only scrolling r/massivecock for the articles

Gosh they shrinkflated everything nowadays. Growing up it was all bigger.

*clipping roses back before the storm* man every one of these mfers has its thorns

I got invited to do a podcast but I kept talking and I think they disinvited me

I can't wait until I am in my early 30s so I don't have to move my fingers as much typing in my age again

Chloe Zhao posted this and now I'm imagining Baz Lurhmann's "Hamnet."

friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone

i'm going to save the world with my posts

*looks at weather website* *looks at sky* *looks at weather website* "one of you is lying"

I dont get the whole after something lucky happens to you that you should go out to buy a lottery ticket thing. Youve drained your luck juice reservoir! You should get a lottery ticket at your lowest. When you're in the doldrums that's when the luck juice dam is bursting. Not after something good!

I just need to vent for a moment. I try not to talk politics but I feel strongly about this. Everyone who didnt see THE MUMMY (2017) with Tom Cruise is the reason we didn't get an overly expensive 300 million dollar monster Avengers-esque flick that would have been a massive bomb and big time stinky

The Hub of the Universe

bluecheck post on twitter: I’ve been drinking my own urine for 32 weeks and I’ve been amazed at how its impacted my stock portfolio S̲h̲o̲w̲ ̲m̲o̲r̲e̲ blueckeck post on bluesky: say what you will but at least Hitler had a heckin doggo unlike taco donny drumpf who hates pupperinos

Sources close to me are saying, "What the hell is he up to now?"

Currently beefing with science. I showed them a bunch of the new bugs I invented they said "doesn't count." I know how science works I've seen Young Sheldon!

Star Wars Al Roker: Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods. [Having beat out the other Jedi in an essay contest to come to set and meet Star Wars Al Roker, Yarael Poof just looks down] Star Wars Al Roker: Sorry, it's- Yarael Poof: Nah its cool. I am cool. But I am going to go now.

can't remember the name of my boss's boss but i know the name of that long necked jedi who died between episodes i and ii (yarael poof)

Yarael Poof

Jerome Powell: This is the Federal Reserve! There's no money you can steal! Trump: Really? Then why are you people here?

was about to post a bunch of stupid shit and deleted instead - the Humble Sunday Dub

monsieur fucker

Looking forward to lunch? Well I am thinking more than just one sandwich ahead. I am even thinking more than 3 sandwiches ahead. I got a date jotted down for a sandwich 5 months from now. Ruben with a side soup, chicken matzo ball. I am now pondering the drink. Peach Ice Tea? Maybe. Still mulling

Pretty cool how you can just wear a wacky hat while doing other stuff and for the rest of your life people will just call you a Shaman.

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I got my chains, I got my bucket of ashes and I'm ready to plow

vogue ass cow

Pretty funny how Dilbert's dad is spending his last days hunched over a computer. Real Cats in the Cradle moment

"beep blorp Im going back to the office." Okay, JimDwightSteveCarellPamJamesSpader Enjoy Chili's

West posted it today on IG LMFAOOOO

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles

Jean Valjean's two most defining numbers: 24601 and 0

I am not one to read thousands of words on a lit forum but you have my attention

i am the most normal letterboxed user

It is Dry January and boy are my arms cracked.

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Prosecutor says he got a slam dunk case. And now on to our top story we are getting early reports the sun is setting in the west.