You have to think that R Crumb watches AEW every week for Toni Storm.

John Fetterman acting he went to Harvard or something.

Poly Walnuts: "Hey Ton, my primary says she wants to add anotha partner to da polycule. I say 'ok that's fine with me' turns out he's a fuckin' *slur*."

The Hajj twins

Private equity is a term for a group of people who already have more money than they’ll ever need but they don’t give a fuck. They need more.

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

What's it like having celiac? Well, I delivered a pizza on Uber Eats, and then the next day I had a full auto-immune episode. I must not have washed my hands enough after touching the pizza box.

Itallica: the Italian Metallica.

Friday night at Brillobox to remember our friend Wayne and to raise money for the Kidney Foundation. #pittsburgh

Remember when Youtube wasn't just British guys talking about niches?

Friday night at Brillobox to remember our friend Wayne and to raise money for the Kidney Foundation. #pittsburgh

I'm the Bonnie Blue of eating Old Wisconsin smoked turkey sausage bites. Whoever that is.

Regulate this shit out of existence.

Israel is an albatross (like in Iron Maiden) around the neck of Josh Shapiro that will ensure he can never win a national election. We already know it's one of the primary reasons that sunk Kamala.

I'm pretty sure these guys started their youtube channel just to impress the Harp Twins and it sure did work.

It's funny that if you can manage to steal someone's account on #discord that they don't even ban the account. The person with the stolen account can then go on messaging everyone in previous DM's to try to do fraud and Discord won't even ban them.

The United States government are going to make one arrest related to Epstein and that arrest will be a maid that cleaned a hotel room that Jeffry Epstein stayed in one time

I would vote for Ken Jennings over basically any single Dem that is being talked about right now.

I'm hearing that The Pitt name dropped "Sonny's" in the latest episode. They badly need a consultant. Sonny's is the most evil bar they could name drop. Owner pays the employees in booze. Sells cocaine. Uses said cocaine to solicit favors from young women. Once told me he bribed Bill DeWeese.

Tom Morello of Finland

Tom Morello of Finland

YEP! They're talkin about Elvis, and Sinatra. No Woody Allen yet!

It's the Stream Debut of Durk Universe Wrestling, a fantasy wrestling simulation with 1000's of popular characters. Then Club Random Bingo ft. Adam Carolla (boo) www.twitch.tv/MikeMyzakNTC

Was doing research on what air-purifiers work the best and it turns out the ol' Corsi-Rosenthal box outperforms them all. God bless COVID

I just wanna drink my truck, drive my fish, catch my beer

Hey I’m a singer in a band and I gotta tell you that unfortunately Kid Rock was not lip syncing. He was splitting vocals with his backup singer Beastie Boy style. Still sucked though.

TPUSA halftime show got me like:

There's a video going around of ICE kicking a puppy. There's a non-zero amount of people for whom that was the last straw.

Movie night on my stream. One of the greatest unintentional comedies of all time. 8pm est movie at 915. www.twitch.tv/MikeMyzakNTC

After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.

In PA there's a version of the academic games for outdoorsmen called Envirothon. The questions are like "What's the name of this plant," "What's the name of this animal?"

strangely enormous numbers of people think that criticizing the democratic party on this website somehow resulted in or will result in destroying the party's electoral chances. bizarre!!!

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

Marshawn Lynch was on club random and Bill Maher wouldn’t stop talking about how pissed he was that the NFL cancelled the game after Damar Hamlin briefly died on the field. Speaking down to Lynch and insisting that it was fucked up to end the game.

Joe Rogan is like "The MAJORITY of the sex trafficked girls were 18!"

My mom roasted me for having 5 different types of Olive Oil, but I know that secretly she is proud to have raised her son Italian.

Day 422 of spraying dog medicine down my throat until I'm able to digest wood.

Bsky is good again

Come watch me be a judge on The Bong Show. Like the gong show but weed themed. www.twitch.tv/steveearlesw...

I feel like I'm the only one who ever talks about how the nephew from LMFAO is a fascist now.

Me: Says a slur My ZOOMER Cousin: That's so Italian coded You: This didn't happen Me: ok I did say the slur though

Seeking: a bunch of middle aged Italian-American men to sit around and make malapropisms about the news with while yelling at one another about the sauce currently cooking on the stove.

Hypothetical: Would you rather? A: Get a job for $51,632 to - $84,277 per year for 5 years minimum. Everybody hates you. Nobody respects you. Everyone thinks you suck. B: Get a job for $30k-$40k per year but you can quit anytime you want and people generally appreciate what you do.

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds