If you go to Roots Natural Kitchen and you say quinoa wrong they are legally allowed to kill you.

Great. Now woke is ruining Hitler.

Been watching "Death By Lightning" the miniseries about President Garfield and his assassin. First thing I noticed is how hard these actors are trying to get something salvageable out of what appears to be an absolute dogshit script. Not bad so far.

In just 2 days my latest video has become my 4th most viewed video in 3 years of doing this! Check out the Shred Til You're Dead Halloween Hillbomb from Polish Hill. Link in bio!

Check out my latest video: From the Polish Hill Halloween Hill Bomb youtu.be/kCEccpZ1PwA?...

Got a TLN video coming up from the inaugural Shred Til You're Dead Halloween Hill Bomb event in Pittsburgh. Rendering now.

Bill Maher is literally worse than Charlie Kirk and I can understand why he stopped touring.

We've known for a while that Bill Maher's audience consists of his writers/producers but this week I learned that they hire paid audience members. This explains why he gets so mad when they don't laugh at his shitty jokes. They're being paid to laugh.

Bill Maher is literally worse than Charlie Kirk and I can understand why he stopped touring.

Bringing back funding for public radio and public TV should be a tent-pole issue.

This guy is the worst. His thumbnails always play up the whole "scared white guy in another country surrounded by crazy brown people" concept.

If you're in the Pittsburgh area check out my upcoming show with Urns

How fucking bored do you have to be to watch Slap Fighting? Dana White is an innovator in soullessness.

The Pluribus show on Apple right now is disappointing. Cool concept. Cool setting. Annoying main character.

Adam Friedland might not be the Joe Rogan of the left, but he is the Millennial Bill Maher.

The central statement made by "Bugonia" and "One Battle After Another" is essentially the same: the rift between our ability to identify what's wrong with the world and our ability to do anything about it is impossibly wide.

Loved Bugonia. Go see Bugonia.

Latest ep of The Chair Company has this song I did at a tribute fest in 2013 tributefestpgh.bandcamp.com/track/life-s...

Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice

In a way, Trump has sucked off us all.

I still have to finish watching Hannibal one day. I can't remember if he recommended me on the interview or outside of it. Leslie Lee was a really nice guy who struggled and did his best with a lot of health problems towards the end of his life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNH7...

Searching the key term "Suck off" to stay informed on current events.

its only fair that biden gets to suck off bush

I've been working all day so I haven't seen the news. Is it true that Trump sucked off Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddy's?

Very sad to hear about Leslie Lee, chronic illness is such a motherfucker

What a punch in the gut. Leslie was such a good guy. I had the privilege of collabing w him a few times. He graciously came on my mutual-aid jeopardy tourney during the pandemic to fund grocery delivery for out of work resto workers. Learned so much from this man. RIP www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii

I had the good fortune to know Leslie Lee III a little bit, and to have gone on his show. He was warm, generous, insightful, and passionate. Just an all-around mensch. I'm shocked and saddened to learn of his passing.

Now I might be going out on a limb here... but I think there might be some kind of... metaphor (is that the word?) you could make with John Fetterman voting against his own party, and then literally falling on his face today. Am I wrong?

Been reading about Trump being smelly and I found that there's a guy who worked on The Apprentice who said he's been wearing diapers since the 90's on account of all the speed he does. You can see the outline of a diaper in his 2007 WWE appearance, even.

People were ready to bear down and help each other through the suspension of our benefits in order to save our health coverage. People were setting up mutual aid and getting ready for a fight.

If you drive DoorDash and call support, the hold song is “king of the road.”

Throwback to one of my fav zionist interviews #attackted #israel #palestine

This red guy I interviewed loves tariffs #redguy #maga #tariffs

I was a practicing Catholic in High School. A classmate coaxed me to a “Bible study” at one of these churches after school. It wasn’t a Bible study. It was one of those zany “revivals” people sounding silly “speaking in tongues.” People scream-praying, laying on hands while people cried and fainted.

This red guy I interviewed loves tariffs #redguy #maga #tariffs

It's that time of season where a trans orchestra from Russia tours around the country spreading woke in the form of subversive christmas metal. Don't fall for it. #pray

Restaurant servers should be allowed to do a bad job if they don't feel good. @summerlee.bsky.social work on this please.

Don't blame me. I voted for Bane.

The Kansas City Chiefs crossed a picket line at a Hyatt Regency hotel. How the fuck are unionized workers crossing a fucking picket line? Another reason to hate the chiefs. Bourgeoisie ass NFLPA.

Me and my boys are doing offline misogyny about Pelosi right now and you can’t stop us.

When is MAGA getting rid of advertising regulations for pharma? I want to see a sexy Immodium AD pill a-la the green M&M.

Rappaport was on Club Random this week. Come play Club Random Bingo with me at midnight to witness this atrocity. Stream starts at 11pm EST. twitch.tv/mikemyzakntc

I hope some group of vigilant Italians are guarding The Columbus Day Statue™ today.

i guess we'll never know which parades that don't exist mamdani thinks should exist. the voters didn't care about which parades don't exist that should