yes, all burgers are sandwiches, and all melts are sandwiches, but imo the venn diagram of melts and burgers under the sandwich umbrella is two separate circles

it's fine to *call* these things burgers, with a wink and a nod, as a jape and a jibe, but it is an untruth

i feel exceptionally strongly about this: a patty melt is not a burger, it is a burger patty sandwich on rye (among other things). the patty itself is a burger, until it goes on a non-bun bread. ground chicken on a bun is a burger, breast is not. both the patty and bun components must be satisfied

lmao way to go Sally

you cannot make me think about bari weiss and then also make me think about mr beast. you have to space these things out. its not right

lets fuckin go

I'll tell my kids that Spongebob died, I don't care.

BTW you can let a Paramount+ agent that you'll cancel your sub unless they air an unedited CECOT segement on 60 Minutes here help.paramountplus.com/s/contact-us

I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon

Probably a sign of how bad things have gotten that a person of note making basic, uncontroversial statements about truth, morality, democracy, journalism- gets me hooting and hollering like a dang ape

“When it fails to air without a credible explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of ‘gold standard’ reputation for a single week of political quiet.” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...

anyway i believe this shit has an expiration date but the question is how much damage can be done before a critical mass of people get wise to what cbs is now

real wheels coming off kind of evening tonight

Bari Weiss will obviously destroy the credibility of CBS News but like Bezos, she and Ellison don't care about ratings or revenue anyway

I appreciate folks following the breadcrumb trail and not trying to jump to conclusions, but I’m not bound by those rules and I think “a media toady nuking a story about American concentration camps” is pretty self-explanatory

there are certainly pithy political quips like the one that brought you here but by sheer volume of posts it's more middling shitposting, mundane diarism, and talking about my cat yelling at me when i sing in the bathroom

hello new followers look at my very small cat with very large hands

conservatives have never devised an insult that isn't ultimately just black, gay/woman, or jew

hey this wound up in your hidden replies for some reason, just posting it here to increase traffic on the two-way street that is vital first amendment discourse

they should make a website where you have to click a thing that says "I am here to hang out and have good conversations and I understand what I am doing here is not important"

Amazing

unfortunately did not receive intel on the wizard’s gender. animals only

my mother is gendering all the animal ornaments

Working to correct the numerous accuracies we found in the story.

Bari Weiss and David Ellison have killed a broadcast news story that would have embarrassed Donald Trump

my mother is gendering all the animal ornaments

Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.

Republicans control literally every lever of federal power right now.

What do people think academics do?? like this is the job???

been saying for years that this sort of thing, functionally testing unproven technology on entire neighborhoods and then entire cities, should be put to a vote and include payment for the people potentially affected, but the right to profit supersedes all other rights

don't quite know what to make of that nicki minaj appearance at the young nazi conference but i can tell you "before he cheats" was much more important to me than anything she's put out and i haven't forgotten what carrie underwood did either

conservatives have never devised an insult that isn't ultimately just black, gay/woman, or jew

los angeles millennial christmas tree

just so everyone knows between swiping this on the second steal so it was permanently mine and watching people repeatedly try to steal the gift i brought past the second steal i officially won the white elephant party

observing, studying, noting it down,

Reposting this so the FBI agent monitoring my feed sees it

los angeles millennial christmas tree

being a person who by habit went out a lot but also hasn't lately gone out a lot suddenly going out again is so overwhelming. a dozen outfits i haven't worn, 8 perfumes to choose from, endless shoes, i am all indecision and befuddlement

Fox News poll shows approval for members of the Trump administration JD Vance: -8 Rubio: -5 RFK Jr: -12 Hegseth: -19 Kristi Noem: -13 static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/...

happy belated anniversary to this historic sight

more like intellectual dork web. no one has ever made this joke before

What if Mar-a-Lago was the real Comet Pizza basement all along?

Say what you will, but the Jackass dudes were far better role models for young men than these repressed intellectual dark web losers.

it is time at long last. to break out the expensive wool and cashmere winter sweater box

big weekend for terrible internet men thinking you can buy skill and getting knocked out

honestly totally fine with ideological moderates, they just need to be good soldiers, like that is what i care about

happy belated anniversary to this historic sight

TIMELINE CLEANSE. Please post your adorable getting into the holiday spirit. Molly is dallying in the Christmas garland.

i would never give my kar to a kid. they aren't even allowed to drive

Just because everyone assumed this is what Bondi would do with the Epstein files isn’t a reason to not raise holy hell about it.