"I'm having some GitHub issues with my Saudi Relations," said Andrew Tate to Keith Olbermann regarding their Anthropic Investment. (The most trending post of all time)

I'm 6'2". I'm gonna change my name to Bill Maher and tell everyone I'm "the tall one." In doing so, I will drive him to madness.

I might be too abrasive for mastodon. I feel like I ride the line here sometimes. I blame working in a warehouse when I should've been in college.

I feel like if you're going to see time travelers anywhere, it's legendary sporting events. Recorded footage just having new faces pop up over time.

Gonna be large and hairy for International Men's Day. Total break from the norm.

Middle aged Zionists who have been duped by propaganda insist that young people who have studied the conflict are just confused

NYT The Overall Negative Perception Of Rape Is Questioned By Rapists A different view on a cultural taboo By Bint Creecher

The CTE to born again Christian pipeline

Gonna be large and hairy for International Men's Day. Total break from the norm.

"Okay they're in the stages the Nazis were in before building the camps, but they haven't built the camps so calling them Nazis is hysterical."

NYT The Overall Negative Perception Of Rape Is Questioned By Rapists A different view on a cultural taboo By Bint Creecher

The CTE to born again Christian pipeline

I like how both parties are completely incoherent. Dems went from screaming about kids in cages to declaring that Trump is too cowardly to cage enough immigrant children. Then Republicans went from Defend The Children to Defend The Pedophiles fast enough to make your head spin. Wild times.

It's funny how liberals are completely blind to any faults possessed by their favorite politicians. Like they could be directly quoting Hitler to their face and they'd be like, "I'm pretty sure Russia paid lefties to pretend to hate this guy."

It feels stupid to get so mad at traffic but I just have no tolerance for it. I just can't stand sitting still unless I'm very tired and/or very stoned.

Spilling a bottle of Pine Sol and creating a lemonal space

New aircraft carrier to be named USS Al Jolson

Teasing Neelix's death in Voyager episode Mortal Coil only to take it back is some of the cruelest writing I've ever encountered. It's like a hand came out of the screen and slapped me across the face.

The mind crosses a point of no return once you believe you truly deserve something you've received unfairly

We wanted widely available space travel. We've gotten techno-phrenology.

It's cool how everything AI dorks pull wholesale from their asses becomes a news item

"Guys every rich dipshit on earth dumped a ton of money into AI and now it could hurt the whole economy if the bubble bursts." It's almost like the system that provides us with goods and services shouldn't be headed by increasingly deranged gamblers having a wealth contest.

Liberals talk about people of color from foreign countries like they're confused babies in need of guidance. At best.

Taking T as an already large and muscular man to become a superman. Oh wait that's just doping.

"concerns" is really just growing into a dog whistle for liberals to blow into

The mind crosses a point of no return once you believe you truly deserve something you've received unfairly

Radicalism is when you look up and clearly see the face of the one with his boot on your neck

It's not just stupid calling someone criticizing you from your left a Trump supporter. It's babbling incoherence and part of why you keep failing to make sense of the world.

I feel like you should know how dumb you look when you take sarcasm seriously and double down.

"You just call everyone fascist!" No I just know for a fact you're espousing fascist rhetoric while you likely can't be trusted to ever know what you're talking about

Radicalism is when you look up and clearly see the face of the one with his boot on your neck

You really think refugees want to live alongside pale, bigoted creatures who hate them? Like you think they're choosing where they go and they're not just in a desperate scramble? It's not that great to live near you. Get the fuck over yourselves.

It's funny how Americans are just utter barbarians in any conversation about criminal justice with people from other developed countries

In a country where it's functionally legal to murder anyone protesting for human rights: "The left is out of control!"

Be a good boy and doggedly pursue the scapegoat

A large part of today will be spent watching Don Lee kick asses. It has been decided.

Every project for every western political party is now "pretend racism is more popular than it is, hysterically quadruple down when pushed"

Silicon Valley is where the government plants exorbitant subsidies and up springs a crop of amoral freaks who badly impersonate humans while speculating all the country's money away.

With Mayo Pete's little spiel about "identity", it's clear to me that Dems just want to be another party of bigots and Labour is laying out the framework.

Liberals? Taken in by fascist rhetoric? Nah. Couldn't be.

They keep throwing red meat to racists while I and many others just want all the racists to fucking die actually.

Silicon Valley is where the government plants exorbitant subsidies and up springs a crop of amoral freaks who badly impersonate humans while speculating all the country's money away.

I think we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg here. My theory is that no one in this country has ever held even a little bit of governmental power in recent history without sucking Bill Clinton's dick. It's Bubba BJ's all the way down.

Opinions are only meaningful when backed up by knowledge and/or experience. There is no need to respond to thoughts freshly pulled from asses or regurgitated propaganda.

A common and funny thing to encounter is guys with literature degrees who don't seem to have done a lot of reading

I know we are all limited to the frames of reference we encounter in our lives but I still wince when I see real life evil people doing real harm compared to cartoon characters by grown adults

Contrarianism is a hell of a drug

I made you a flowchart: www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...

The only functionally protected classes on here are Nazis and pedophiles. Doing great @moderation.bsky.app