How many wings could a ring wing ring if a ring wing could ring wings?

Your dumb ass could get lost in the frontrooms

The only real answer to them is community self defense forces but it's too scary a thought for some

Is this just the malformed lump that Bernie dead enderism has twisted into?

Please write "The police on TV are not a representation of those in real life." on the board 100 times

To defend capitalism is to stand by the right of a small handful of men to live as gods on earth at the expense of everyone else. It is an anti-human system and its defense is one of inhumanity.

Turning on the red light because I want Sting to Fucking Stop

I've rarely seen anyone engage in "low T" discourse who either didn't seem to have a single developed muscle in their body or was a jacked up guy who literally can't get big enough to outrun his insecurity

Behind all the soft voices and cutesy bullshit NPR has always been a rampaging racist imperialist news source. I'm not surprised I no longer speak to anyone I know who regularly listened to their radio station.

How did I lose 70 lbs? Where was it even hiding? When you're tall and broad, you can be carrying so much without it looking like an obvious problem. I think I coasted on this for like 15 years.

Worked out this time. Time for the song again. youtu.be/O-MgnXn3qKw?...

Politicians are tools. While they seem to work you keep using them and when they prove unfit you throw them the fuck away and replace them.

I basically just don't trust shipments anymore. Oh is it out for delivery? I'll believe it when I see it.

It used to take me a while to cool off but now that I've slimmed down I'm a cold drink away from feeling fine after getting stupid hot.

The few. The proud. Those brave souls who tell you your hyperbole isn't technically correct.

I've remarked before that the hyper focus on the individual under capitalism makes it seem like being a Super Special Little Guy is the best you can hope for and now there's a dishonest robot telling everyone they're Super Special Little Guys and it's the only thing invested in by anyone

Maybe talk to the American president trying to make solar power illegal?

Before anyone asks, I will NOT be performing at the America 250 event

You're sitting there like "Why won't Dems stop this?" while I assure you they're trying to figure out a way to sell all this to you and make it their own. Their only idea is glomming on to Republicans because the alternative is listening to their base who is a bunch of icky poor people.

I'm generally nice but if you still have a childishly romanticized view of the US I'm liable to say to you the meanest thing you've ever heard

Why is there so little trust in this body that is financially incentivized to facilitate our oppression?

Evangelicals have really convinced themselves that anyone not supporting pedophiles and/or war criminals is going to hell

Are we really sure this isn't just vibes? We KNOW most people are just lying about being poor to make Will Stancil feel bad so...

Sometimes I'll be reading sci fi and something called a "calliflax" is referred to and while I'm initially confused, I find if I keep reading I come to understand what it is. That's how reading works and I'm pretty sure it'd work the same for a young kid reading about a tape player or whatever.

And I'm proud to be an American Where I can't vote not to die

Every mainstream attempt to tar this man has been embarrassingly silly. He's running against The Most Corrupt Man In Texas but we have to act like him possibly being vegan is in some way comparable to Paxton's transgressions.

I can get like 2 posts into an internet argument before shame washes over me like flood waters, rushing me out to sea to do something, anything else. I wish I could share this.

Dave Weigel exists as a living warning to anyone considering making cynicism their only guiding light when it comes to politics

It's kind of insidious in retrospect that Dems stopped calling the avowed party of pedophiles and pedophile defenders weird

Stop being a pussy and just say, "Jews will not replace us."

I'll aim a gun at my taint and fire through the top of my head before I watch a show or movie produced using AI

Okay yeah she's actually good looking but Katie was just being racist and trying to sic Nazis on her

He says this like the modern conservative movement among the young isn't just Nazi versions of the "lol sportsball" types

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"Ah but you see, my hysterical prejudice that can be directly linked to a heavily moneyed propaganda campaign is different and reasonable because I consider myself a good person."

It feels like if you could pull it off, it'd be in the midst of the wild atmosphere of a UFC fight

If you're at all susceptible to the ridiculous fear mongering of bigots, I feel like you can't be trusted to coexist with broader society. You can be made to believe anything. Why should anyone trust you?

I've never heard anyone call him "Michael Tyson." It doesn't even sound right out loud.

There are some articles of clothing I pay premium for just because I know it's worth it but you'll never catch my ass paying $50+ for a damn tank top

A bipartisan effort to demonize a streamer doesn't fill me with confidence in the American electoral system, to be quite frank

Definitely my favorite in the "this edible ain't shit" genre

PSA: I will no longer be starting heavy bag days with the jump rope. Intense cardio is not a warmup, as I have learned. It will be moving to my strength and conditioning days. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

It kinda feels like the venal rich scumbags of the world have convinced themselves they can make the plot of Terminator in happen in real life if they dump enough money into a burning pit

I see Dems purging the AOC's and even the Warren's from the party and going full Labour long before I see them actually representing their constituents. I'm pessimistic about them because I see who leads them and what they are guided by.

"Revolution will never happen" Eventually the conditions leave the people without a choice. Read a damn book.

Imagining all the posturing comedians do nowadays from a clown. Big ripped clown hosting a podcast talking about how clowns are the brave truth tellers in society and getting really upset when anyone laughs at him.

Does anyone still think billionaires got rich by being brilliant? If so, can you show your work? I have plenty to show you proving the contrary.

Never forget the rarest bug I ever met

Constituents: "Maybe you could represent someone other than billionaire pedophile eugenicists and their interests?" Western politicians: "You know what? Maybe Hitler had some good ideas..."

Sometimes having an anger problem feels like you're not allowed to be upset because you can't do it without upsetting others and that just makes everything so much more infuriating