I'm beaming up baby. God just showed me a lifetime compilation of jerking it. Running uncomfortably long and he keeps elbowing me

Im in europe so i should get raptured early, ciao bozos

Biden Denies He’s “Bouncing On It” Pressed privately on the matter, the former president dismissed claims as “hogwash.” But video from one of his final public appearances tells another story. [crisp audio] Biden: I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m—b-buh and and (enunciating clearly) I’m bouncing on it!

Solving a lot of problems by just getting Americans to switch the numbers in their head for "% of people who are trans" and "% of Palestinians killed in Gaza"

I'm reading about the dao, player - I'm about to imbue this life with meaning fr

This pimp is reclining

Absolutely great story and yeah I'm going to need to see the undercover video recording of this slob thumbing through $50000 in a Whataburger parking lot

well it happened to me too. my boss overheard me saying "i'm so horned up, my shit gonna burst like charlie kirk's neck". fired on the spot. so now i gotta try to find another dick sucking factory that's hiring fml

Disney is adding Donald Trump to Kingdom Hearts. He kills Goofy

its pretty dope to listen to a few podcasts that post episodes so irregularly that usually the way I find out first is everyone excitedly posting about how they finally dropped a new ep

some of you should be posting to bsky.antisocial imo

last session before a travel-induced break today, ending with 3x6 @ 395 lb deadlift and 3x5 @ 230 lb bench (yesterday). feels pretty good

"Oh so y'all think..." shut the fuck up! just shut the fuck up!

Did anyone check if necks just do that sometimes?

Donald Trump has, sadly, passed.

me every time I see Ross Douthat writing one of his little stupid ideas

Unfortunately for Ross, Woke 2 will mostly about making him shave that chin shit. lookin like absolute ass

bluesky muting tools were actually designed with both Stancil AND dorks with David Tennant profile pics in mind. you can do both, you dont have to pick

talking about how much I love my precious free speech as an American like a fucking dumbass

After 2 years @aichdubb.bsky.social and I are returning for a new season of “Sweeties night”! Where 2 fruits provide live-riffs from the queer perspective for an entire film franchise! And what better way to welcome us divergent dolls back than with Chucky?! 8pm CST on twitch.tv/videohellsystem

The Senate has declared this the official remembrance ceremony

honor my legacy by saying something racist then losing a lot of blood

I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!

Hm looks like Meta AI is having a little trouble helping me make a Korean inspired steak sauce (it waited a really long time, I repeated the question, and it told me "kill yourself pendejo" in George Lopez's voice?)

bouncing on it like I just disrespected Charlie Kirk

talking about how much I love my precious free speech as an American like a fucking dumbass

Whiteboy shocks everyone by flawlessly bouncing on it

more and more people are saying bounce on it groot style

one of the most incredible artists of our time. a distinctive and defining style

bringing back manufacturing with a hyperfocus on the consent sector

i'm zooming around in the big tube at CERN just fuckin obliterating particles

listening to justin bieber is followed by the strokes. yeah i bet

please do not denigrate the hard work of Kash Patel, he smoked a lot of crack to get that information

arresting people for mocking the dead with their normal sized gums

Berlin Street Scene https://www.wikiart.org/en/ernst-ludwig-kirchner/berlin-street-scene-1914

Greg Abbot makes the case for trees every day

they modded sniper elite and replaced slowmo with an Exra Klein eulogy for the nazi guy you just tagged that noticeably doesn't reference any of the nazi shit

please do not denigrate the hard work of Kash Patel, he smoked a lot of crack to get that information

BREAKING: Kash Patel has revealed that in Charlie Kirk's last moments, he said "Please prosecute anyone who says a single unkind word about me, or even if they are just insufficiently deferential." This supersedes what was previously thought to be his last words, "Oh wow, that's a lot of blood."

My name is Sean O'Bryton. I work at a credit union and I have 400 teeth. \ 🎯 🎯 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 I was scared once by Sean's gigantic mouth but he does incredible work with commerce and with bank finance. / 🧿🧿 👄

hey sorry for putting this on your feed but @jay.bsky.team won't explain why this is still up despite violating Bluesky TOS. I also havent gotten any email from the multiple reports I've filed on it. Could you guys report it also and tell me if you at least get an email? bsky.app/profile/nypo...

im saving posts! they are saved now

If I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, day 1 I'm killing Robotnik - can't have that freak messing up my swag all the time

honor my legacy by saying something racist then losing a lot of blood

Can you imagine how many people are going to get fired when Trump finally bites it lol

they made a What's Hot (Classic) store

bro you fucked it so bad. you michael scott'd spider-man

bro you fucked it so bad. you michael scott'd spider-man

lets go Ducks love the Ducks baby