Government by crack seeking behavior

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

Methinks I will be doing some epic targeted harassment

love thumbnails like this - oh you thought the sun was big? you idiot, you fucking rube

You gotta admit it's really funny that Trump is cognitively at about the level of a lower beast in one of Aesop's fables.

i just checked the hashtag I used here and its all bdsm porn lmao

West posted it today on IG LMFAOOOO

I made a Pong mod that makes the paddle slightly curvier #paddles

You should be smelling your homies - make a sniff check a part of your routine

Sazon rice with tofu and broccoli, could eat it forever and be pretty happy

The Award For Most Annoying Use Of Language, 2008-09

six servings of pinto beans from dry and six servings of rice cooked - first half of the week of food cover

"President Pedophile establishes precedent for the extrajudicial rendition of criminal heads-of-state" is some all time work by Ole Chekhov

Today we are all Sabine Mengele-Eichmann.

guy from sonic youth voice "thinking of fumbling my hot more talented rocker wife"

I personally would not have said this to someone

alrighty, now onto the easy part: long term stability

incredible seeing that popehat dumbass immediately doing this

Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya

The most important thing to remember when critiquing the war crimes of President Pedophile Hitler is that the other guy was bad

I think the governor of New York is signaling a covert conversion to Islam thru articles of clothing

They tried to put a little love in my heart but I said no, we don't the love do we, we don't want it in my heart. Except for a skinny love - I take an amazing dose of aspirin to keep a little skinny love in my heart, my my my staring at the sink aren't we?

Getting together the crew behind "stainless steel" for my new jizz concept

Lifting accountability for 2025, 1 Jan. -> now. All lbs, format Sets x Reps Deadlift: 345 3x6 -> 415 3x5 Bench: 205 5x6 -> 235 3x6 Squat: 255 5x4 -> 275 3x7 OHP: 125 3x5 -> 140 3x8 Row: 175 3x7 -> 205 3x7 Lat Pull: 160 3x9 -> 200 3x10 Also added EZ curls, lat raises, and leg ext.

thinking of going insane with the belief that I as an individual am of irreplaceable importance, anyone else doing this in 2026?

water lowkey hits when being high is the vibe

bro are you really making me read the law right now fuck my life bro, the fucking law? that shit is boring as hell!! fuck!!! I hate you bro

Taking suggestions for small home-ec shit that will improve my life - this year's big winners were: 1) larger dishrack w/ drainage direct to sink 2) large brita tank with nozzle 3) 10 inch all-clad stainless steel frying pan Last one so good I'm already looking at adding a 12 inch

There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”

I need everyone to come see this nasty cartoon mouth that me and @aichdubb.bsky.social also had to see www.patreon.com/posts/sweeti...?

smelling my friend: been getting a lot of fake fan vibes from you player

nice. hope he dies soon

Will post some year-by-year lift numbers later but one big noticeable change from the weightroom is in general visible muscularity. Didn't really lose any weight either, just beefier

Based on the few appearances I caught last night, someone told Harry Enten he could be the white Don Lemon and it has been a disaster for the man psychicly

news stories with titles like "oh dear young people don't want to date people with different politics" get churned out every fucking day like I give a shit

Every time I have to see some stupid post from Brianna Wu it reads like she should be put through a concussion protocol

Cold water still hittin

whole club going wild over Mission brand yellow corn tortillas

Much like the iconic brothers Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog's full name is Sonic Sonic. And his pal Knuckles? You guessed it, Luigi Sonic.

2026 will see a marked decline in MILFs in your area, and a corresponding rise in "The Distant MILF"

Oh my God Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer just accidentally set himself on fire while preparing some toast

Getting three hits on "alexandria ocasio cortex" from one account is already incredible, then you throw in account name Paula Revere 69

damn, crack got hands

235 lb bench soundtrack

supposed to go to the gym thirty minutes ago but cat is purring so peacefully

Finally getting around to putting away my Christmas gifts, such as this beautiful sub critical sphere of plutonium