Dem leaders act like someone in a tv show who got kidnapped by a serial killer

“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.”

Make sure to tune in on Sunday at 1p PST to raise money for immigrant families fighting deportation. I'll be there! And so many other lovely humans and beings

! Trans creators and activists are being targeted by the FBI. One, Tara, was told she was “propagating radical gender ideology” and “domestic terrorism.” Rose’s analysis: the feds are targeting politically engaged trans people to find something “illegal” to “make an example out of us.”

I have a degree in statistics and I just really think people should stop looking at polls and develop a value system to stand on

College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle https://theonion.com/college-campus-tour-ends-inside-unmarked-ice-vehicle/

Very important thread

'The Los Angeles Police Department has released little information about the killing of Keith Porter, 43, and the ICE agent who shot him has not been identified.'

Why do Americans think political education dilutes a fight? Is it difficult? Yes. Demoralizing? No. The actual current state of things is demoralizing, not talking to each other about changing it.

“Frog, do not worry,” cried Toad. “I am coming to help you!”

TONIGHT mortals with the holiday lights behind us, we now live IN TENEBRIS HIBERNI! Come fight through the gloom with us in a most interesting ice cavern at 8PT 🧙‍♂️⛄

My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.

Damn Tim Waltz didn't mention when he was running for VP that he was a huge bitch

ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink. Two Americas.

Bad Apples Spoil The Bunch

Hugs to every trans person out there today

Y'all think those boxes in trump's bathroom were Epstein

As an academic I gotta say that I'm glad we get to write off David Brooks, Steven Pinkerton, and Malcolm Gladwell for... well y'all know. They were annoying blocks towards liberatory politics and I'll take any reason to stop talking about their "contributions"

If she were less hateful someone might have helped her on that oil slick and brows by now

LOOKS LIKE PRIVATEERIN' BE BACK, MATEYS ALL ABOARD FOR ADVENTURE, BACKED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, YEHAR

if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"

The boys get grossed out with the Ash half, and worked up in the Durk half, and in between learn a thing or two about our country's best and brightest bikini wearers! with an ending that may be our most inflammatory yet! www.patreon.com/posts/piss-n...?

Whoever convinced Tim Dillon that he was funny played one of the cruelest pranks in world history.

More like Debra Messy

Yes Rudy we want communism for us and our cousin wives

Bill Ackman was last seen dousing himself & his son Faramir in oil #ZohranMamdani #Mamdani #NYC #mayor

Capitalism is now illegal

Jared Isaacman will travel to space by flapping his ears

Can confirm

We stand on the precipice of a new tomorrow, AI is now capable of making full length feature films indistinguishable from Hollywood blockbusters *video of John Wayne in a fireman outfit hissing like a cat at the camera over and over for 30 seconds*

O, mortals, HALLO-WOE IS WE tonight! Besieged by ghouls & our own mistakes, we must end the Billien threat! Our guest Hunter shall help us, whether he likes it or not...be there 8PT BRING CANDY 🧙‍♂️🎃 #halloweencostume #halloween #samhain #improv #cosplay #spookyseason #aliens #romero

How fucked am I if I add an additional document on a job application and then I realize it says not to do that or I'll be disqualified?

Sliwa on that stage like

Jojo Sliwa?

This Friday, we shall endeavour TO CATCH AN INVESTOR! We thought the Billiens exterminated, but one remains—& if let alone, ‘twill DOOM the nascent nations of the Shattered Empire. We must entrap it—to cure Mister Neelix, & end the Billien threat! Join us Friday to watch us try TO CATCH AN INVESTOR!

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

the key to good vibes online is aggressively blocking accounts that think this is a pvp server. the other key is crack

I turned down the offer from the Riyadh comedy festival to do a tight 5. I will not be mentioning how much they offered, but you can send me tips for my bravery and heroism at twitch.tv/h_dubb

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eric adams has dropped out of the mayoral election upon discovering that he is mayor already

Behind the scenes at the Ren faire!!

I'll never forget what Ezra Klein said about someone who sought to end democracy in the US and eliminate people outside their shared circles.

And they laughed about this in YKS smh

I said something last week that is more broadly applicable today: Calling for empathy is not neutral or apolitical when only one group of people have been socialized and brutalized into having empathy.

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

My great uncle spoke Gaelic, y'all think I can get into Ireland?