POV: you are the spokesperson for Airbus/Indra/MTU/Luftwaffe at the next press conference

apolgy for bad english where were u wen fcas die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "fcas is kil" "no"

the real FCAS are the friends we made along the way *Spain and Sweden

Wehrdisziplinaranwälte nachdem sie Fallschirmjäger erfunden haben

Ausgestiegen und man hört schon die Böller. Toll.

Funny, not relatable

Sitzplatz, keine nervigen Passagiere und keine weitere Verspätung. We are so back.

Zugbindung aufgehoben bevor es losgeht. F in the Chat, broskis.

Hier die Version für Leute ohne Abitur

You can tell we're into the the end stretch of the year in that last week after Christmas where everyone with an email job has taken one to two weeks off work, because the amount of posting increases while the overall quality and salience of said posts takes a nose dive. In this essay, I will -

The summits will continue until morale improves

Wie viele Gipfel mit Live-Berichterstattung und "großen Fortschritten" hatten wir jetzt schon?

shamelessly stolen meme

Ich bin echt zu blöd für diesen #Tatort

You can kill the man but not the idea

*you feel the sudden urge to watch hard boiled*

Es ist wirklich erschreckend wie sich einfach nichts geändert hat

So Zeit für Boys don't cry

Literally did the meme lol

Ich hätte doch eine Nachtsichtbrille mitgehen lassen sollen

how it feels to shitpost on bluesky

Wie so ein Bebi

Ah toll Hofberichterstattung bei der Rüstungsindustrie

Kuschelbedürftig

Fühl ich. Mein Kind glaubt an FCAS

"Hallo? Ja, mein Onkel glaubt daran, dass alles gut wird."

EXCLUSIVE: The US Army has started the development of the new M1000 Trump Main Battle Tank. It will be the largest, biggest and bestest Tank in the World.

The last thing the US Army sees before having to divest their M109s and M2 Bradleys to finance the M1000 Trump Landcruiser

EXCLUSIVE: The US Army has started the development of the new M1000 Trump Main Battle Tank. It will be the largest, biggest and bestest Tank in the World.

Neues "it came to me in a dream" just dropped

Thanks I hate it even more

Probably one of the better professional articles I have read this year www.armyupress.army.mil/Journals/Mil...

"There’s a 4 per cent chance Putin will attack us. In the same way that there’s a 4 per cent chance Liverpool will win the premiership next year. We can therefore relax. It’s not going to happen."

The Kremlinologists always insist that this is just propaganda meant for domestic consumption which is completely fucking insane as an excuse and refuses to engage with how that might shape public opinion in Russia

Sog. Schokotarte

i knew he would never cheat on Friederike

Glück gehabt.

i knew it deep down 😌

So which one of you isn't in the Epstein Files?