grok make him shut up

they're spiritually muslim

“two things can both be true” is never about good things

it's only a violation if you read international law literally rather than as a spiritual allegory

once again i'm googling "is 'sanction' good or bad"

shitposting about academia in my unlocked full named bluesky account

turns out unc is short for unconstitutional

what if we all shared the oil

my sister about her high school reunion: the pretty girls were still pretty but age worn so it wasn't depressing

how it feels to submit a manuscript

what's your favorite kind of individualism? mine is "rugged"

they changed where they put stuff at my supermarket

ooh a READERSHIP for my still UNPUBLISHED MEMOIR

many people think unc means “uncle” but it’s actually short for unkind

many people think unc means “uncle” but it’s actually short for uncritical

me & the girls navigating western marxism

this year has been a disappointment

6yo niece: open my letter only when you're on the plane the letter: "poop"

happy new year (people who haven't commented on the essay you shared with them)

oh i explored alright

"memories 💕" and it's the darkest time of your life

manuscript central is a cia front

my anxiety disorder after i take a sleeping pill

third base is when you discuss the frankfurt school

dating app that matches you according to what kind of marxist you are

6yo niece: you know how i know this show is not real? because mermaids can't live outside water

as long as you're still alive and in good health god willing

6yo niece: i beat hadas at spot it! her twin: big deal everyone beats hadas at spot it

friend: that's such a hadas crisis omg

and now without the typos...

my friend pedro: this is like c2 level english, just tell me what you wrote about me

6yo niece: how much time is half an hour from now

we'll publish your essay: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! but add a bunch of typos to it: well this fucking sucks. wtf

more than you ever wanted to know about my midlife crisis 🫣 www.roifaineantpress.com/post/pleasur...

reading a book and shaking my head on the subway so people know i don't do this 30 times in a year

over 30 posts in a year is consumerist and anti-intellectual

my sister to her 12yo: you're my son, i'd fight for you 12yo nephew: hadas, if i were in a coma- me: i'd put a pillow over your head & get it over with

heated rivalry? you mean the brenner debate?

what if only 1 book in a year but it’s stoner

me: how about if i read you a book instead 6yo nieces: that's not fair you like reading

6yo niece when i explain that the marble can't slide from bottom up

my sister: i'm hungry 10yo nephew: do you want a salad my sister: yes, thanks 10yo nephw: hadas, make mom a salad

me: each exercise might be easy once, what's hard is to do all of them over an entire workout 6yo niece: no, i meant your entire workout is easy

me texting friends "oh btw would you like your name changed in my essay that will be published tomorrow"

the academic job market:

me: don’t you like [best friend] anymore 12yo nephew: i do but he likes soccer and i like basketball now so we’re no longer compatible

yes and i also want the flight attendant to tuck me in

dark web is when you scroll for more than 2 hours