pov i turned on spellcheck

what if stay-at-home mom but without children

people often confuse sentimentality with kindness. being sentimental is easy and common. being kind is hard and rare

my mom: put on lipstick for the event me: even pamela anderson doesn't use makeup anymore mom: me: mom: it doesn't have to be red

no follow up

i can now wriggle my way out of explaining my research in 5 languages

when friends text "lets catch up soon" i text back "how about now" so no, i'm not aloof

how it feels to seek a publisher for your manuscript

that's exactly how much reading this tweet lowered mine

literally the last 2 places i'd go to for answers

breaking: un emergency force sets up tent camps for the people fleeing new york

can i give her up for adoption

i can't believe zohran began his victory speech with a land acknowledgment 😮

Rethinking the Humanities in Light of Wanting People to Read My Stuff

could the people leaving new york not come to lisbon the rent is high enough

when they use the wrong translation of marx's capital

occupational doctor after mandatory annual checkup: i'm sorry, it looks like you'll have to continue working

if it's "academic" i'm organizing a coup

is aloof the new nonchalant

me arriving at mamdani's new york

my research proposal

he will never be my mayor (i live in lisbon)

5’8 and never leaves you on read 👍

a moving tribute to dick cheney

(picking up my own book) let’s see what this bitch has to say

ohh my god you do a close reading of marx? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite verso?

"we received a large number of strong applications"

so bored by work i considered going for a walk

seeking contributors for an edited volume

zohran hitting the clubs at 1am is the first time i found him unrelatable

said i was happy with how my very short essay turned out and they didn’t ask to read it

desire

taking my unliked post to a different platform

i appreciate the critical thinking skills of people i agree with

you submit to a publisher with a 6-8 month response time

i started the laundry and forgot the towel

reply guy: what do you mean me: *deletes post*

finally

manifesting

i mean if i absolutely have to

usha has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

your manuscript inspired me to start writing too (derogatory)

reviewers 1 & 2

me confirming that i’ve read the terms and conditions

i bet he texted back real quick

sorry, that was before a movie changed my life