no privilege is taken for granted if you have anxiety

rapture, but it's me leaving the zoom seminar without saying goodbye

the worst person you know is excited about the rapture

can she take on assemblages

i think ibuprofen gives you Procrastination

can't, i caught autism

tfw your loved ones die

took so much tylenol i'm ready to fly a 737

my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes

scholar that already studied my new research idea getting raptured 🙏

australian oomfs eerily silent

they've spotted hummus eaters

i forgive you all btw [applause]

writing my annual review

my mom: translate this to english for me? dear cousin, today, rosh hashanah eve, it's time to forgive and forget what happened 20 years ago me: wait what happened mom: never mind

when my reply guy replies to someone else's post

we’ve all done [shitty thing] (guy who’s done [shitty thing])

at long last

in what follows i will reinvent the wheel

Accepted and Congratulations

my institute is manipulating me into doing work by dangling the terms of my contract

in between one post and another i’m doing weird & exciting things

what posts are you currently reading

motion to eliminate "the former/latter" we all have adhd

"what are your research plans for the upcoming year" have you never heard of the evil eye

slutiest thing a man can do is live in a nearby country

“it’s all in your head” ok great do you have another one for me

anxiety so bad i started getting research ideas

how it feels to introduce an invited speaker

does anyone on here know when everything falls into place

wait haven't you explained this already

can't wait to try a ben's

performative

wait jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon are 2 different people? 😮

just us or should i invite antifa

oh yeah? well i'm a daughter and a niece

ever get the ick for a word? bc i'm never using "intertwined" again

i'm on a writing retreat (i've retreated from writing)

i replied "they're"

imagine being a philosopher and novelist, then being distinguished by your overcoat

another is it says you’ve read your last free article the first time you visit the website

academics and their readers

yeah, i do peer review

me and who

if i had a boyfriend i'd carry his legacy

(flirting) would you carry my legacy

my love language is i scroll back to like a post i didn’t get the first time

explaining my body count

setting up a database of sweethearts and you’re on it