Having a hard evening, learning Harlan Ellison beat me to my “Cream Hulk” pitch

Well it’s 3:59pm, guess I should eat breakfast before I get to bed

I bet we’d be at least 10% farther back in the fascism pipeline if Dota never existed

I spent my whole 24 hour ban trying my posts irl and asking people on the bus if they remember the song “Sex Bomb”

It’s been like this since 2018 but nobody has tried to buy one until recently

lol I got raptured and I’m posting from up here now. Everyone up here is a fucking freak, and they still have a couple TasteTations

I’m roughly 1k short on rent and I’m gonna get a candy bar

Last time I went to see my dad, he was making a similar argument while on all fours meticulously picking up “crumbs” from his hardwood floor.

If I can just acquire a keyblade I’ll have us in communism by January. Guaranteed.

I’m therapeutically body-shaming cartoons today

The country is literally running headfirst into its long coming fascist takeover, I WILL NOT be confirming if someone already made my joke in the replies to a post

After 2 years @aichdubb.bsky.social and I are returning for a new season of “Sweeties night”! Where 2 fruits provide live-riffs from the queer perspective for an entire film franchise! And what better way to welcome us divergent dolls back than with Chucky?! 8pm CST on twitch.tv/videohellsystem

Been doing a new dance I call “the trash pail” today

It’s finally time for all my time in theater school to pay off ( bullying Erica Kirk into eating half her medicine cabinet by December)

Peter don't touch that!

After 2 years @aichdubb.bsky.social and I are returning for a new season of “Sweeties night”! Where 2 fruits provide live-riffs from the queer perspective for an entire film franchise! And what better way to welcome us divergent dolls back than with Chucky?! 8pm CST on twitch.tv/videohellsystem

Twitch.tv/bellatrellia Infinity Nikki tIme again 💖

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

I’m gonna wake my ass up tomorrow and vote us out of this

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

Post a Panel illustrating why You Love Comics. #ComicSky #DCSky

I think I might overshare in order to win a trivial argument today, to make myself feel better.

I’m feeling absolutely actionable lately and it’s exhausting

You know these morning all-hands go fucking crazy

My flawless hinge opener

The sooner people realize the democrats are complicit in ushering in facism the better. I'm so fucking sick of reading "oh they're so clueless!" excuses. Like any abusive dynamic it behooves us to remember: if they wanted to help us they would.

My ass browsing on the Imtermet

Comfy?

I hate to prove Meghan right but I’d love if he could die again actually

Pushing down my persistent murderous rage long enough to make a nice tomato sandwich today

I’m a season behind on the news so no spoilers, but I really hope this Kirk dude gets killed off.

This dumb bitch

I’d bet good money that my chili based diarrhea problems will be solved by eating a bunch of freezer burned strawberry ice cream

The Crypt-keeper doing a perfect portmanteau about a 2a fascist getting shot by his own guys, and getting nuked from orbit by a mod who follows Yggi

Helldivers PR team I believe in you. Thread the needle. You can do this.

Interesting of Nintendo to schedule a Direct when they still haven’t released the Epstein files. It’s a distraction.

For some reason, volunteering the information that I eat like 36 PBJs a week to my Hinge match

hope he was the second coming and resurrects just so they can do it again

I put a bunch of rocks in my feed today so I don’t eat too fast

I reinstated my virginity, again to that portishead live album, today

Trying to slice a bean like Mickey today

friday night vibe

Got a new Temple Grandin squeeze-machine to stand in while I watch movies

The cousin who told you they’re called AC/DC because they “go both ways” was such an important relationship to have as a child

Hey What the Fuckers

His horny ass…

What in the world…