Sometimes it’s healthy to decompress and get furious about hipocrisy like a 16 year old again.

The Marasubathon to End Pot Use starts tomorrow at 12pm eastern! We will defeat weed!

Daddy cigar fight in Superman #421 for those freaks into that

Who else is getting too high off sale doink and crying at an issue of Fantastic 4 today

I like to play mind games with my bookmarks on here

You: you can’t just go on and off your SSRIs at will, it’s dangerous Me: [watching the video where they put the fleshlight in the exhaust again]

Wait Claude is a computer? Who did i assassinate?

My state has basically been held hostage by a line of monorail salesmen and this henchman for most of my adult life at this point. I’ve never met anyone from my most leftist friend to my most despicable racist co-worker who honestly like him. But alas, this is all somehow out of our hands.

I’ve never turned on any dryer and not thought “is it supposed to sound like that?” For a second

Becoming one of those “me and the partner” posters while I’m single so I can keep all the post revenue to my damn self

From now on I’m only replying with “I’m on my way to kick your ass” it doesn’t matter what you post. Ban me if you must, but I’ll simply get on my way to kick your little ass about it

Thinking about the time I sold my adderall at school and bought my mom a George Strait CD out of guilt, and from the fact that I had any money she somehow deduced I sold my adderall and she gave my Wii away.

The problem with thots is I’m over here, and I’m just exhausted

This is how I find out she’s fucking my partner from a Canadian website that you guys don’t go to?!

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Big bright mistake. My zipper is scalding.

Generally gamification rubs me the wrong way, and I’m not sure how invested I’ll be next month when my boy DD isn’t the theme, but I gotta admit in a time where all media is everywhere at any time, this has been a fun way to filter all that into something manageable.

God I wish they’d make another Star Wars. FUCK.

I see a lot of holier than thou responses to this, but I’d like to hear what other game they’d play that feels like shit to bend and swing and walk and run.

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The ultimate foreskin, a hard-light sheathe of thrumming energy. Computer, install.

If I ran Bluesky I’d tell Claude to cut my throat

Ahh I see now

This is what I stream from 😎 and that’s why my audio is weird 😎 😎

*to the tune of Billy Squier’s The Stroke* Clown Hulk, clown hulk. Could be a winner boy, you throw horse nice.

It’s funny to imagine Truman, from the Truman show, realizing no one actually watched the equivalent of the wire that played on his fake TV, and that he was bugged about for a decade and felt a little guilty about not getting to

It’s nice to be threatened with a good time for once these days

I’m gonna stream all day, on top of the Tape Tuesday stream tonight, for my 6-year streamaversary. Come hang out with some recurring nightmares and new weird stuff!

My fucking therapist should pay me for how much x-men lore and context I always have to provide

Brine Homo

Your password has been compromised for Heir BnB. We have halted your ability to phrog nepo baby mansions.

I wish my roommate finding app had a “no bangs” button

I would have bet $5 60 seconds ago that Russel Crowe’s band was “10 minutes of fuck”

Can you bring me a route 44 ocean water and an edible and a gun

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Broke my fucking streak

It’s an “almost post 12 actionable threats before noon” day for me. Hope everyone else is having a quiet morning for once too

Detective Hole

Ass doesn’t even taste good

I’d like to announce I’m becoming a bot. If you have any factions or states that require a mouthpiece please share my info

Should the dishwasher smell like chili

This is my fault for thinking he could do worse than Presence.

I’m sure if we took things into our own hands as citizens then all we would suffer for our actions is strong letters right

Imagine meeting a mf named “Mr.popper” and of all things giving priority to his penguin situation

I only post on Venmo now. It’s the only one of these fucking places with stakes

I think if you guys had listened to me about the hypocrisy only I noticed then we’d be ok now

Interesting how my app always “fucks up” when i reply to NYT writers insulting their “beards”

Fuck you. There is a fucking war going on

I’m gonna eat this joint and read comic books all day and if you see Jesus today keep your fucking mouth shut