I’m in a game slump. What’s predatory and disrespectful of my time these days?

LIVE with @aichdubb.bsky.social and more Stephen King miniseries. Kick Pride off with The Sweeties!

My goal this week is to invent a new guy who watches this filth.

My goal this week is to invent a new guy who watches this filth.

I wish you could kill a guys with an “I told you so”. Imagine.

I’m going to the new “Ripley’s House of Mirrors and Tired Reply Bits” today, do you guys need anything

“The streamer confirmed 7 times in the last 8 minutes that is in fact Jeffrey Combs in the movie and thanked you for catching it”

I’ve got my two forms right here on my wrists pal. You’re about to authenticate a black eye.

Kansas doesn’t stand a chance

This week we celebrate the big dog, the original state of being, that’s right it’s the Video Hell System salute to being awake!

Every Thursday: “Trump to appoint long time kidnapping friend Marklewis Gawlee to new poison czar” Every Friday: “Giants QB Truxson Spurt gives Trump thank yous in press conference” Every good leftist on here: “I’ve heard these names a million times, they aren’t worthy of remark”

Song parody is harder on this thing than I expected,

Drinking this can of kick ass I bought 2-for-5 and crying

They are going to let my ass did another one,

They are going to let my ass did another one,

Told the cat about the bug I saw, now we wait…

The creator of Stardust was a misogynistic clown who died frozen on a park bench after abandoning his wife and children. And yet even he doesn’t deserve the punishment of billionaire necromancy

Remember when everyone on every show had the Microsoft phone and a Surface for 11 months, but you never saw one in the wild

Call me a doomer but I’m not too encouraged by the realization that it’s all actually Monopoly money and they’re just in it to kill us quickly, slowly, passively, whatever they have a taste for, not because it enriches them but because they know we don’t have the grapes to do what we need to do, yet

Hey man, no one, transphobe or otherwise, is thinking about mass effect any more. Did you get your taxes filed yet bud?

I’ve never seen a damn raspberry beret in a second-hand store in my damn life

I’m up and ready to get testy with you all

When ever you guys say “work slack” I hear “work slacks” and imagine your business-hidden penises.

If I liked embarrassing porn on here I’d have played it off funny, and gave everyone playing off my own bit Will Stancil’s password. I guess I wasn’t built to work at computer.

Sometimes I just read what you guys say on here, and I feel like you’ve come on down from the moon.

Me putting hot dog and crispy onions in the ramen I’m about to decide I don’t want

I’m ready for another pandemic. I’m coming out that lockdown 24 inch waist, whole criterion collection logged on letterboxd, alcoholic.

A lot of you are acting like this is the first time you’ve even seen a hentai virus. No one’s buying it pal.

Why do you all get so excited to rewrite “we didn’t start the fire” when theres a new virus?

What you wear to the con when you were classically trained but only have 7 seasons of a syndicated Stargate on your resume

Idk that my 30s made me more cynical per se, but they did change my politics to “the dead don’t talk” so idk

Any word that ends in “-unt” is a little exciting to say

A lot of y’all need this…

The show famously about how everything is how it looks at face value

You're going to see a lot of rules about posting here but you can ignore them all, except one. We like the Sega Saturn here, folks, and you do, too. Do you understand

[joke you’ve heard 10 times already] [screenshot you’ve seen]

What makes Hulk so timeless is sometimes he’s a terrifyingly sympathetic metaphor of our own overflowing emotion, and other times he’s Ernest Borgnine.

I’m running for president on a platform of introducing a button that fatally shocks a streamer exec when you rewind before an ad and it replays the ad before the line it originally cut off with the ad.

*Andy Rooney voice* no one replies “k” anymore and the thumbs up react is too passive aggressive

Watching and live riffing some crappy drive-in kino twitch.tv/videohellsystem

Works fast I’ll give it that. I’d rather have the sex though.

James Gandolfini is Italian for “James Little Wizard”

I’m jealous that this nerd is gonna beat me to “first person to kill themselves over a notification”

*brandishing a dagger* where’d you buy the cream cheese?

Enjoying some milk and reading my favorite Bible parables

Catching up with the zeitgeist. This guys not even a good doctor what the fuck is wrong with y’all’s taste

You look beautiful in the moonlight (insultingly)

I’m not a health person. How much hair should I be eating?

Sometimes it’s healthy to decompress and get furious about hipocrisy like a 16 year old again.