Internet's stupid, shut it off

Naturally - these boys ARE the moment! But reminder: the Globes are totally irrelevant and they love to latch onto celebrity and whatever’s popular at the moment

There's "let's shoot the dream sequence in Super 8" and there's "let's shoot this in 16mm and process it to turn the grain into a miasma that channels our protagonist's wounded soul" and then there's "let's shoot an entire streaming series in 4:3 to remind people it takes place in the '70s"

Trump is going to lose his shit about not being saluted, isn't he.

Truly the best of us.

i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement

THE GOOD PLACE. Take it sleazy.

This will be glorious. It might also destroy the cinema. But that would be glorious as well.

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

A classic.

January 6th has some teeth.

I know there's other shit going on, but this year's Canada's Top Ten is pretty solid.

did anything happen after that

Munchausen by dissociative identity disorder? Is that a thing?

This is good, you should read this.

kidney harvest

Obama left office nine years ago

Canada stepping up in its traditional role of "guy trying to get the blackout drunk to put down the hammer," I see

New SHINY THINGS just dropped, featuring three recent releases that just want to make you really uncomfortable.

From last year. This really does nail it.

By virtue of being the definitive cinematic chronicler of post-Soviet collapse, Tarr ended being the most prescient seer of the slow, endothermic decay of the 21st century. Werckmeister Harmonies is one of the great movies about doomscrolling despite the fact the most advanced tech in it is a truck.

Béla Tarr visiting a store in Peru selling pirated DVDs and posing with the owner and bootlegs of his own work, one of the realest ones, RIP

Ah, crap. What lousy news to wake up to.

A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today:

I know it's just clickbait, but COME ON NOW

"Slenderman is doing politics the right way" -- Ezra Klein, tomorrow

Well, this sucks.

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

This is what living in the year 2026 should look like this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

can someone stop making this merchandise so fucking relevant please eatf.art/usa

And @kateatherley.bsky.social just noticed I'd posted Queen and Beverly when this was actually at Queen and BERKELEY -- dammit dammit dammit.

Motherfucker finally saw the three spirits

I love this, and would also add something I've discussed with @realgdt.bsky.social in the past: We create fictional monsters as a way of containing and exploring the real ones humanity throws at us every goddamn day.

Oh great, he got a good night's sleep

... hey, has Trump been heard from today? Is he all tuckered out after all the crimes?

The man had Vanilla Ice and a Ninja Turtle at his New Year's Eve party, he CLEARLY thinks it's 1991

So it increasingly appears Trump just made up the idea that he was in charge of Venezuela. Made it up. Confabulated it. Confirming he is not aware of what is happening around him, and should no longer be in this job. Can't walk this one back peeps.

Toronto! Is anybody looking for a dog in the Moss Park area? Just saw this big white dude sniffing around the trees at Queen and Beverly, ran away when I tried to approach. Heading towards Parliament now.

And we all know the kind of people Jim Jordan trusts.

Considering the news this weekend, this worked out perfectly. From the @effinbirds.com daily calendar.

Two Oscar-nominated screenwriters, @aiannucci.bsky.social and @kumail.bsky.social, are on the next season of TASKMASTER. That's wild. Also, NEW CAST ANNOUNCED

Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Supports Trump Invading Venezuela youtu.be/NBrSxfzpSpI

What are the odds the wi-fi is even password protected

As usual, the worst people are the only ones happy today.

I know things are horrible today, but this is a nice thing to look forward to.

Strong leadership, totally conscious leadership, maybe a week before falling offstage at a Mission Accomplished event

Jesus fucking Christ, take this man to a hospital and let him spend the rest of his days watching the Teletubbies

Philosophers now have a new paradox: Does this prove that God exists and has a wicked sense of humor, or that God died sometime during Reagan's second term

Chauncey Gardener, if he watched nothing but wrestling and the Playboy Channel.