I tripped over an open dishwasher, narrowly missed falling on upturned knives, then hit my elbow at full force when I landed, while clutching a glass jar of pickles.
Then I declared to my roommates: âItâs okay! I saved the pickles!â
Anyway, thatâs how I PERMANENTLY DENTED A BONE IN MY ELBOW.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago