Wait… The New 52 isn’t still in PUBLICATION?!

Okay, I’m guilty of the “shoe” one, I admit it.

Wait… Alfred’s DEAD?!

GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION thinks immigration is noble, so long those immigrants are an American family fleeing to Europe (with a very, VERY Scottish dad). But it's got several exciting set pieces, and it's better than a lot of the other late-era Gerard Butler actioners. My review is at @thewrap.com!

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re at least halfway through it, and it’s not a very long poem

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

man there’s just nothing you can be in the middle of when the feds kill you that’s innocent enough to dissuade this kind of spin is there. you can be halfway through the three point turn that would have driven you away from them when they murder you and they’ll still call it domestic terrorism

they’ve got to arrest and prosecute this guy there isn’t another option here if the feds won’t let them then force that confrontation and don’t back down this guy murdered someone in cold blood on video in the middle of the street, you have to bring him to justice

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

This response to a NYTimes "reporter" requesting the murder footage shows more spine than the entire Democratic Party.

Damn fucking right.

i dunno man, seems like a good time to leave that website

LA DOT would say “too hard, won’t do” and then city council would throw up their hands and give LAPD another million dollars

how come there are so many movies that are like "die hard on a spaceship," "die hard on a boat," die hard this, die hard that, but you never see "waterworld in a skyscraper" or "waterworld on a bus"???

The Wire Avatar: The Last Airbender Star Trek: The Next Generation

Poor Things will return in Avengers Doomsday

Marvel Show Me One DOOMSDAY Trailer About A Woman challenge.

trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

POMPEII HIVE, ASSEMBLE!!!

seems to me the main reason bluesky has a lot of desperately unhappy people freaking out about politics and world affairs on it instead of being like twitter was in the middle of the last decade is that you are using and discussing it in 2025 instead of in the middle of the last decade

RED SONJA was the first live-action, feature-length, theatrically-released Marvel Comics adaptation, not HOWARD THE DUCK.

2016: Christine 2006: Casino Royale 1996: Hamlet 1986: Big Trouble in Little China 1976: All the President's Men 1966: Sword of Doom 1956: Forbidden Planet 1946: La Belle et la Bête 1936: Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor 1926: The General I'm not an expert in silents so I'll stop there!

Piss off an AI bro or a multimedia conglomerate. MAKE SOMETHING NEW.

gee i wonder what will happen to gollum

When Elon Musk was forced to buy Twitter and fired 80% of its staff, everyone thought it would collapse immediately. It didn’t. It rotted from the inside out, becoming a Nazi-infested crucible for hatespeech and AI-deepfake sexual harassment—unrecognizable as the vital social connector it once was.

This would be highly significant in a democracy

I tripped over an open dishwasher, narrowly missed falling on upturned knives, then hit my elbow at full force when I landed, while clutching a glass jar of pickles. Then I declared to my roommates: “It’s okay! I saved the pickles!” Anyway, that’s how I PERMANENTLY DENTED A BONE IN MY ELBOW.

A two-night event with two of the most INDEPENDENT and RENEGADE movies of the century so far. If you’re in ANY of these cities, but especially NY or LA (which are doing the double feature), you owe it to yourself to see CASTRATION MOVIE on the big screen.

Ah, the progress of history

Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.

I finally watched all of BEN-HUR and boy, that chariot race sure was something. “But what did you think of the REST of the movie, Bibbs…?” Yup… that chariot race sure was something…

me every single day

we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable

In light of all its NSFC wins, a reminder that I do not endorse this movie one bit

The Whitest Kids U Know was ahead of it's time. 😂

ROOM AT THE TOP is the SLIDING DOORS version of A PLACE IN THE SUN. I will take no further questions.

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.

I really hope they ban us from the Olympics, and I love the Olympics. America needs to be woken up by the global community.

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

The president kidnapping the head of state of another country feels like it should be a good enough reason to call out of work

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

i am so tired of my life being held captive by the whims of hateful old men

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

The owner sold it to private equity, and people have got to stop doing that if they want brands that last.

A pool room. By which I mean, a big giant room that’s also a pool table. The rug is green. There are pockets in the corners as big as fountains. There are billiard balls the size of Volkswagen Beetles, but inflatable so you can push them around and ricochet them off each other and off the walls.