Or governor 😐

this is why it’s so important to listen to locals when someone’s mayor goes viral for saying one correct thing that they will immediately contradict with their subsequent actions

This is so real, they tried it this morning in Bloomington. They stopped a man, people started honking horns, they split up to fuck with everyone else, which brought more attention and more noise, people got out of their cars and started filming, they left. They're cowards.

Yeah, Crystal Palace gotta commit seppuku

I went to bed and a bunch of people I don’t know decided to have long debates in my mentions. “All against my will” seems to have not been a big enough clue. Sigh

Every time I learn something new about Avengers: Doomsday — all against my will — it just sounds like the sweatiest “we don’t know what else to do” franchise movie

not dunking or anything, but I see this take a lot and let's be real, literally every criminal does crimes with the plan of not being held to account, what they plan on means exactly nothing

I do think a huge aspect of their rage is the knowledge that they are losing the war of ideas

nope. no thank you

God I hope Ron Funches is the secret Traitor

Functional unions change the whole landscape, this is true

Peacock's captions are like "you don't want to see faces, right?"

The ChatGPT pull-up commercial is so funny bc if you actually read the advice that scrolls by super fast it’s just like “go to the gym and do pull-ups” but in an instructional tone. This is the revolutionary use case they are spending untold millions of dollars to pitch to the general public

Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.

POINT GAWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD

On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

now we're fucking talking

They said universal childcare was impossible. They said Albany would block it. They were wrong. Eight days into office, Zohran Mamdani locked in a fully funded pathway to universal childcare with Kathy Hochul. This is what happens when organized people beat organized money.

The big tech industry is just heinously evil. Rocketed up in the rankings past wall street and defense contractors, incredible feat

I try not to say "I can't believe people are still on X" thing because people have different reasons for things that I don't know but "by using this application you may completely incidentally encounter CSAM in a way that you are technically criminally liable for" feels like a big Moment to Consider

people are posting a lot of things about ICE agents right now that are true for All Cops

Top 10 favorite vocalists as of now o'clock, purely off the dome, no real rankings 1) Dolores O'Riordan 2) Beth Gibbons 3) Tove Lo 4) Neko Case 5) fka twigs 6) Hayley Williams 7) The Weeknd 8) Joji 9) Hayley Kiyoko 10) Patrick Stump

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Wrexham, pls

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Unsolicited advice for anyone on Bluesky who wants to fight fascism in 2026 - don't stress about following big national accounts. Instead, follow LOCAL groups and people who are doing actual work on the ground. Join them and do stuff right in your community. THAT'S where the real action is. ❤️💪

one of the most purely enjoyable things I've ever watched and I will happily sit myself down in front of it whenever it's on the boys have never been more back in town than they were in this movie

The Hochul Cycle: - “I know better, socialist, step aside” - “Why is everyone yelling at me, stop” - “Okay here, have the thing, god” - “Now, wasn’t that a good idea I had?”

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

A gentle reminder in your grief that Renee Good was out there to protect her Black and brown neighbors from ethnic cleansing. That is still the mission. The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.

ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'

oh, look who wants to talk now

I think 1) her congestion pricing fuckery blowing up in her face And 2) Mamdani winning Has resulted in Hochul realizing that maybe she should rethink her approach if not specifically her policies

Governor I was not familiar with your game

Lina Khan, do something hilarious

weirdly silent about ICE killing an unarmed woman in cold blood, surely there's no politics at play here

ICE is what's left after all the smarter, more physically fit bigoted misogynists become cops or prison guards or mall security- the absolute dregs of The Worst Guy You Knew In High School population

The one we’re seeing on the not-far-right that’s driving me nuts is the claim that feds are the ones breaking and burning shit. That is not and has never been how embedded feds or undercovers operate. Where did you get that from? Put it down and shush.

You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that

(Going to see a band I like) this is a cool room. I hope they start to constantly email me about every single event that goes on in here.

So @kylie.hater.club got cleared for normal life post-top surgery like six hours ago and already has made it their mission to ruin me

I’m sorry, but at a minimum level: how the fuck is Jacob Frey ahead of Karen Bass? How is this pasty shithead telling ICE to GTFO well ahead of my mayor in the city MOST hostile to ICE?

the woman killed by ICE today was 14 or so when the agency was created. As a 37 year old who has been mad about ICE since creation, as a too politically aware teen, it's been heartbreaking seeing the agency sustained and expanded through at least two presidencies I had hoped would roll it back.

If I don’t know you and you get familiar with me you’re gone. Lol. Today’s not the day

The only reason we’re back to Summer of 2020 levels is that the victim was a white woman. George Floyd 2.0 would not have received this level of uproar today. And we all know it. At least we got here, but we will need to have conversations about what it took to get here

It's a new era at City Hall. And as Cynthia Anne Green said at the inauguration on Friday: "Seattle can hope again." I'm so honored to be your mayor, and I'm so excited about all the amazing things we can accomplish together. 📷by Sarah Kusz

When MLK was assassinated, Watts rebelled. When Rodney King's assailants were found not guilty, despite video evidence, LA was under curfew in 1992. When George Floyd was murdered on camera, Minnesota burned. Killers don't listen to reason, only force. Ask Ashley Babbit

Every single comedian at the open mic at our little Cheers bar in the Valley has ended their set with “fuck ICE, fuck Trump, fuck this” or some permutation thereof For the first time I will hold my annoyance of open mics. They earn that