You don't come back from this, and why would we want to, what save state could we possibly revert to that doesn't lead us right back to this moment? One way out

I think if you break your bat you should have to continue the AB with what you have left of it

Librarians across the country just gave a big nod to @sgj.bsky.social, awarding him the Best Horror book of 2025 for THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER! In librarians we trust 💪 www.libbylife.com/blog/the-win...

He's throwing the split two ticks faster (93 MPH) than he did in Game 7. Daddy, chill.

Yeah, that head of comms has his work cut out for him

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me <a few posts later> WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

Taking a poke at PSN's streaming offerings and man I do not know how I played the first RE4 with that control scheme. I remember it was like that too

Also, don't you have a fucking Slack or something? This is just embarrassingly sloppy

Kurt Vonnegut came back to life just to kill himself

you're so real for this

Arizona State/Iowa State game is drunk

hey man what the fuck

Very funny that Bluesky's trending topic is "Mullin Appointment" when there is no goddamn shot any of us are going to refer to him by his last name

> Dodgers score 13 > Walked off We are so fucking back

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

I'd have an easier time with closer to 15, but this feels right for the moment

How many times has Corey been fired by Trump? This is the second time I remember. Was there a third somewhere in there? lol

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Hell yeah, let Denzel kill some Romans, fuck it

One thing about replacing Noem with Markwayne is that Trump’s bench is fucking toast It’s like the depth chart of the Utah Jazz, the fuck are you gonna do with Mo Bamba

The strikes murdered over one hundred school girls. And you think people will say “thank god, someone is here to liberate us” rather than support whoever counters that horrifying murder?

There's already good research on this and countries become more nationalistic and anti-foreigner when under attack, regardless of where they started. If your theory of change was at all reflective of reality, Iraq would have been a cakewalk.

Your reminder that just because someone is successful in one field doesn’t mean they have a single fucking clue about other fields

if we're lucky, josh is legally allowed to take the phones of half the devs at bluesky

Free Link and ban Singal. You as the Head of Comms may be able to get it through Jay’s and Aaron’s skulls that this would bring about a ton of goodwill from the part of the user base that actively supports the ecosystem

Similar process happened at a gym I attended. I was the first fat queer woman to join, but not the last. Business was booming, all kinds of bodies. They were doing great video workouts during lockdown and then abruptly closed and reopened as a men's-only training program.

Yet again Bluesky staff makes it clear that we were not supposed to be the user base they had. They wanted a hundred thousand Jack Dorsey jagoffs to kick it off and instead learned that it’s actually gay trans commie shitposters who early adopt tech like this and they’ve resented it ever since

Even the things that people downplay as simple are difficult to get people to do at scale.

"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

The thing about Traitors Rob is that I first saw him on Love Island and within five minutes I told @kylie.hater.club “this guy knows where the camera is at all times. No one else does.” What’s funny is that Rob is actually so much more aware than I even saw then.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I hate that a lot of Orwell is becoming relevant given that he was a fucking turncoat

I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

Weird they were all guests on gavin newsom’s podcast

Good lord you guys need a comms director with any brains to tell you not to fucking talk like this in public

We need better Democrats. Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.

Why do you think they’re trying to use Israel defense as a fig leaf you fucking lunkhead

We already went through this shit in Iraq. You don’t fund the GOPs dumb as fuck wars. Period. This isn’t hard. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

I brought you into a land of plenty, to enjoy its gifts and goodness, but you ruined my land; you disgraced my heritage. -God herself speaking to Breanna Stewart, quoted in Jeremiah 2:7 #Unrivaled #WNBA

Finishing up Day 3 in the Paralympic Village, great to see my mixed doubles teammates starting off with a big W against a very good Latvian team! 🇺🇸🥌

Geocities era was better than we gave it credit for tbh

I think ya‘ should take some deep breaths, roll up and meditate on your chakra centers imagining a beam of sunlight as your focus OR at a minimum don’t chew out potential users; it’s bad for business and your career

Boots Riley’s Cat’s Cradle

Elbows down

As Janisse Quiñones steps away from the LADWP, there is ongoing pressure within the department to privatize. As mayor, I will appoint a leader who will keep our water and power systems a robust and effective public utility.

One encouraging theme in last night's NC primaries is the simple fact that being pro-trans is now like being anti-ICE among Dem voters: to them, it means you're a fighter, it means you're not giving into Trump. That's a really, really good sign.

Ivica Zubac’s locker inside the road locker room at Intuit Dome tonight.