Just starting in on 1000xRESIST and boy this game has A Lot Of Thoughts, huh

descend upon them: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings... you are a gremlin in the comments now go be a paladin in the public comments

the onion should buy mr beast next

The Jets skill group is suddenly…kinda stacked?????

Cory Booker is a villain

The Giants have been intimately familiar with that, yes.

Coach Quinn Snyder looks like a sleep deprived purpose driven mad scientist whose funding got pulled by his impatient billionaire benefactor just when he was on the verge of a breakthrough so in a panic he experiments on himself & a tragic accident turns him into a malformed sewer dwelling beast

Incidentally, LAPD is turning and burning these helicopters at a ridiculous rate. At ~940 hours/year per airframe, their utilization rate is nearly 4x that of most military units. They’re redlining the fleet’s cycle-to-hour ratio just to maintain a constant loiter above Black neighborhoods.

You can’t call insurance CEO’s “murderers”, okay? They don’t murder people. Instead they merely prop up and administer a complex rube Goldberg structure that grinds living human beings into a fine slurry. They do this for financial profit. That’s not murder. That’s not murder.

Transferring to a new iPhone and sending over my message history and given the ETA of that task's completion I have come to the conclusion that we should all shut the fuck up more

Most hilarious president we've had and I truly hope it happens soon

“For too long, New Yorkers have let Ralph ball their wife and watch their fucking television set”

Now he's pandering to middle aged guys and it's working.

I held back on shit-talking Mr. Beast for a long time because all I really knew about him was he had a face like a haunted doll. I didn't want to hold that against him, but it turns out he's pretty evil anyway so let's call that a W for the ol' intuition.

LAPD's air emissions are a tiny fraction (0.05%) of LA's car emissions. But Nithya Raman's plan to implement Measure HLA costs $3B. LA has a budget crisis because since Raman's 2020 election, the LAPD budget grew from $1.7B to over $2.1B. We cannot fund a green future AND a growing police state.

There are recent reports showing the huge amount of money LAPD costs the city in misconduct settlements alone. Staggering numbers. @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social, @stoplapdspying.bsky.social and @filmthepolicela.bsky.social do a good job covering this.

This is why you will never get me to glaze for Nithya because the moment she was elected she turned on the very base that helped her get elected and she continually votes to fund LAPD’s budget. She is all talk and no action.

Raman doesn't need to be "better than Bass"; she needs to be the abolitionist she ran as in 2020. Her transit vision is dead on arrival if she keeps signing off on LAPD expansion. She helped build a $2.1B anchor that is LAPD dragging down urgently needed climate reforms. Candidates, choose a side.

Mamdani’s over here trying to push his approval rating over 100%

"are you on xyz blocklist" look I have no idea, my notifs are full enough without me trying to investigate what someone I don't know at all thinks of me and tbqh it's not very interesting either, what do I care what you think if I don't know you, enjoy your thoughts and may they set you free

Hi, on Friday the CIF is having a hearing about trans girls in sports and I just sent RainbowFamiliesAction on IG 50 for gas money for families wanting to testify to affirm our trans kids in sports, who can match me? www.rainbowfamiliesaction.org/donate

A 2023 study by @controller.lacity.gov Kenneth Mejia found that the majority of LAPD helicopter flights are used not for urgent incidents lile chases, but for routine patrols (overwhelmingly hovering over minority neighborhoods), transportation, and ceremonial events like graduations and retirements

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

Hidden in plain sight

MICHAEL'S CHILD SEX ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

Oh that shithead is FUCKED

Open the schools

Repeating “Patreon fails certain leftish tests” while hitting myself in the face with a hammer

Our friends tending bar loaded us up with free shots last night, no one ask me any important questions today because I will simply not answer them

Actually should be something that more users on this site understand because clearly one of them should not be here

Just found out that why guy is married to Jay Graber lol

people hate hasan for moments like this but he really does speak for the youth on this

Proud to be on team Teamsters! ⚾🧢🌟 I had a blast throwing the first pitch at the All-Teamsters and Union Softball game, and special thanks to my downtown local Teamsters 630 for inviting me out.

Yeah both can be true bud this is not an either/or position to take

Least surprising development

Totally justified block. Stop bringing that asshole into everything, even tangentially related. Not every goddamned second of the day needs to be filled with the idea of him OR ANYONE

Late drop of a big story tonight—the research team that jailbroke AI safety standards with weaponized poems have published their Adversarial Humanities Benchmark, broadening their research through cyberpunk attack-fiction and ADVERSARIAL HERMENEUTICS:

seriously, Bill Kristol, people, have some self-respect

Pleading with everyone to stop gotta handing it to Bill Kristol and for christ’s sake Tucker Carlson.

Oh you think it's "cool" to do a heist? To assemble a crew of specialists, each with a unique backstory, to create a beautiful ballet of theft? You think it's "cool" to purloin beautiful treasures under several redundant layers of security? You people sicken me. Next you're gonna say you use drugs.

This is the opinion of every remotely normal person! We LOVE heists! It’s an entire genre of movie!

Watch what Cade did to Paolo

Anyone who mocks Ocasio-Cortez for being a bartender - rather than seeing those skills are a significant part of her arsenal - is the sort of person who's never in their life gotten a free drink.

Also funny how half of my *liberal* friends have made this exact joke and this guy wants to shit his pants about it

Those are my vitamins, brother

Super great time for the Secretary of the Navy to bounce

This piece is an extended bit surgically designed to be Bluesky bait, & it worked. Watch the video! Piker’s just shooting the shit about the Louvre heist, but publishing it as Opinion changes the context considerably. Rest assured, anyone who could be convinced to “microloot” doesn’t read the NYT

good thing we do not have any ocean based military activities in motion right now