bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital

I mean, American cybersecurity is nonexistent, now. We blew it up. Brazil doesn't even have to listen in themselves, there's bound to be countless people who'll sell that intel

happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day

Straight up missed it. That's GGs LAFC

What a bad ass and also, if I may, respectfully,

MLS After Dark, time to bite on cyanide

Jair Bolsonaro is the absolute master of having things happen to him that you could have sworn happened to him two or three times already.

Honestly, what're you gonna do. Hal wants to stay in, she's doing a lot for the team right up till she gets hurt, you try to keep her in I don't think there's anything to learn from. You get in that situation again, you roll the dice, maybe this time she's good to go quickly. There's no way to know

blake snell said it’s not over til it’s over

THAT'S BLAKE SNELL'S BEST FRIEND #LAFC

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bats bats bats bats go bats

fuck the new york yankees

If you say "we should do x, y, z" and then you don't do x, y, z, who is the "we" who you are saying should do x, y, z?

*** Does not apply to California

in the USA if you're a citizen and honk your car horn to warn people about the president's secret masked kidnappers in their unmarked cars they change the license plates on daily they'll smash your car window with the barrel of their loaded firearm, that's my suggestion for thanksgiving family talk

When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them

There was a time, after the prequels came out, when people were convinced that Hayden Christensen couldn't act (and not because he was given the worst dialogue and cues possible) and this movie was like a beacon in the night that no he can totally act.

Got rid of the AI and after an evening and an afternoon, I am inbox zero. Get fucked Gmail

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Your periodic reminder that the thoughts and actions of a protagonist does not automatically mean the story condones said thoughts or actions

“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it

Today we are calling out Home Depot. Our families, our communities, our workers deserve better. ICE does not belong in our city. #RaeforLA

Nah

I’m gonna laugh so hard if the Mamdani meeting is the one that actually sticks with him lmaooooo

Let’s be real, it truly depends on which BreadTuber

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

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It's 2 am and I'm yelling at the TV screen as LA YouTubers fail to remember that the Valley is also Los Angeles

Watching The Karate Kid, and I love the consistency of “rich people are jerks” and “bullies deserve to get their ass beat.”

Okay, I'm going to delete 70,000 emails to shut off Gmail's AI bullshit, but what is the Google Drive alternative?

It’s funny how these pig faced men keep calling Rama aloof like we can’t tell that they’re mad she’s hot

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

CHICKEN ONLY, THE FUCK

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

Oh they’re COPING coping

Fuck it I’m giving Mamdani credit for this one too

elise stefanik’s whole campaign for governor was relying on trump amplifying accusations that mamdani is a jihadist and not only did he have a great time meeting the guy, he directly rejected agreeing with stefanik, specifically. incredible stuff

DM: The orange fascist lurks in his lair, hunched behind his massive desk, revelling in his stolen power. His acolytes hiss at you as you approach. What does your human bard do -- MAMDANI: Active perception check. DM: ...that's a natural 20 MAMDANI: Let's fucking go. <FLUTE TRILL>

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Far too many people across a number of different sectors just simply have zero media literacy

Lol at NYT, after everything, having to roll with a smiling triumphant Mamdani looking down on Trump as lead story

you know that part in new vegas where you can get ceasar’s legion to retreat to the east and beat the game with a 100 speech check

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: there's this pop star they call The Saddest Girl In Sweden, can you believe that? She's named *lips pursed* TOOOO-VEY LOO. They're saying she writes all the songs, they're very good songs, can you believe she hasn't won a grammy? those grammys are rigged

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME:

Idc about any high minded analysis, the Mamdani thing is funny