LA should be embarrassed that significantly smaller, like Saint Louis, has a train that goes directly to the airport and has for a long time. Instead, they twiddle their thumbs while LA gets pushed into the past.

Men: Yes, I would like to return to the days where I get sex on demand whether the woman wants it or not, where I take no responsibility for any housework or childcare or emotional labor of any kind, and where my wife and children are enslaved to me. Women: Um, so... no

We are calling for actions at Nexstar and Sinclair Corporate locations *this* Friday, September 26th nationwide! Even though Jimmy has returned in some markets, he has not returned in all of them due to Nexstar and Sinclair continuing to preempt his show. friendseverywhere.network

Call Sinclair at 833-487-4445 and Nexstar at 855-999-1663 and demand they rebroadcast Jimmy Kimmel’s show and stand up for free speech. Until then, we will be turning off their channels. You will most likely be asked to leave a message. (message from MoveOn)

Jim Henson would've been 89 years old today. Commemorate his life and legacy by celebrating creativity, diversity, imagination, peace, and just plain silliness. Walk with me a bit while I talk about Jim and his work--and leave your comments about what he means to you. Right this way. /1

Genocide was codified in a 1948 convention drawn up after the horrors of the Holocaust that defines it as acts “committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group.”

When bad exec notes actually end up helping you make the story better.

They've lost the 9yos

Nowhere in DHS Cosplayer Noem’s statement would you know that ALL of the victims of today’s shooting were actually detainees. Not a single ICE officer was injured. Do we know the motive? No. Has that stopped Noem from leaping to conclusions & weaponizing the attack against political enemies? No.

And it dates to slavery, when pro-slavery forces equated the abolition movement with socialism, or redistributing slaveholders' property. Here's arch slavery defender George Fitzhugh in 1857:

Once again, if you are just repeating shit from this administration, including especially Kash Patel, you are most likely repeating lies and spreading misinformation

They think we're all as stupid and gullible as the MAGA cult

This year marks 13 years of @screamfactory.bsky.social! I spoke with the incomparable Joe Dante at the company's celebratory PIRANHA/DAY OF THE DEAD screening at @vidiots.bsky.social about why companies like Scream Factory are vital to the culture. www.slashfilm.com/1976924/cult...

He also pointed out the callous indifference Trump had to a question about Kirk, shining a light on how the right doesn’t actually care.

lmao. see, people hate on "defund the police" because both political parties dragged it, but they still support what it actually means

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I was struggling for days on how to address my studio notes but today I had one idea that cracked everything open. And it didn't happen with me staring at a screen, it happened when I was cradling my cat while walking around. Today my furry little ankle biters earned their keep 😆

We are well aware. However, there are Republicans in office who are more than willing to overlook this to stay in power

“we know we made you mad so you left but — hear us out — we’d like to invite you to come back and pay more”

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I fucking hate writing sometimes. It's like somebody hands you a tree and an axe and says "I need a table by dinner time, and make it pretty." Like, fuck you. Who the fuck does this for a living? It's fucking stupid.

Happy Fuck You, Kimmel's Back Day to all who celebrate.

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

oh look it’s a helpful list of all the Nexstar and Sinclair ABC stations that I guess one could call if they wanted to complain about them not airing Jimmy Kimmel tonight

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Fun story this morning. I spoke with Curtis Evans, the retired Marine in the viral photo below who took part in the anti-ICE protest at Broadview. He's a thoughtful guy, well read and with a dry sense of humor. Story @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

I’ll see what he wants to do with this character but I’m kinda tired of living through the era where every villain needs to be explained. Not knowing why Michael Myers was evil made him scarier (I didn’t see Rob Zombie’s films for this reason). Sometimes what we see on screen is all we need to know

Owners of Tylenol brand acetaminophen

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

And this is when Disney needs to tell Sinclair, "That's cool. You just can't have any sports, either." See how they choke that shit down.

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

To clarify I’m not trying to dash what little joy and hope people have. I certsingly hope Tylenol drags his ass into court and wins as big as Dominion did against Fox News but given what’s happened thus far, I’m skeptical they’d risk it, especially knowing it could end up at his handpicked SCOTUS

Autism is genetic, autism is becoming more common because we're not locking as many ppl up, killing them, or pushing them to the fringes of society, so they're finding each other, and F u cking. Tylenol didn't give your kid autism, you let a man with 500k in vintage baseball cards hit it raw.

They’re gonna blame the moms. They always blame the moms. They’re blaming moms for using the only safe pain reliever that in no way causes autism but WILL cause undue guilt and anguish. Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.

After watching a bunch of corporations capitulate to Trump since January I fear y’all might be giving Tylenol a bit too much credit. Even if a lawsuit is a slam dunk who’s to say they’ll want to fight back again Trump’s administration. No one else has.

I’ve lived through this shit long enough to not let it get to me but fukcin’ hell if this doesn’t make me want to punch a wall while screaming. That NO ONE will do anything to stop this madness is infuriating.

There should have been a follow up question about who he thinks is currently running the country

THIS IS A VERY GOOD FUCKING QUESTION. Why is Trump getting a pass when we can all see he’s cognitively declining.

Steve Silberman is not here to shout it — so it’s up to all of us. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Neither does Tylenol. (I mean seriously WTF?!?!) The “epidemic” of autism is the result of increased testing, broader definitions, and raised awareness. LOUDER.

This motherfucker actually said “Nothing bad can happen. It CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN.” Read that again. And then, despite his grating fucking voice, listen to it. He has no idea what the fuck he’s saying. Our country is run down by a sundowing idiot.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Guess it's time for me to update this piece for what seems like the 37th time in the past two days.

I figured it out (am I procrastinating from writing? Shut up): It was May, 21st 2011. Harold Camping got his followers to give up everything and they ended up looking like fools en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_en...

Oh fuck are people doing the rapture bullshit again? When was it that a bunch of idiots thought the world was ending (not 2012) and gave away all their stuff and money (even some kids' college funds) and nothing happened. Think it was a day in May some time ago.

kimmel coming back on the same day the rapture doesn’t happen are two great thumbs jabbed in two deserving eyes

I know he will b/c he's a nice person who wants this behind him, but I hope that Kimmel doesn't apologize or donate to Turning Point. That will only send the message they can make us capitulate. But I won't be surprised if he does. Though tomorrow's probably gonna give him the biggest ratings ever

I guess I'm watching Monday Night Football tonight then? deadline.com/2025/09/jimm...

Now that’s what I call a pivot

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”