Mary’s Glamour and Beauty Salon on 66th and Nicollet in Richfield is Latina-owned and they NEED CUSTOMERS. If you need a trim, a dye, hell, go get a blowout on a random Wednesday. She posted on TikTok asking for people to book in her salon and help her out. I know some of y’all live in Richfield.

Enough money to effectively end homelessness in America, and we're spending it building concentration camps.

No nation on earth gets more indignant about this kind of thing than Canada, and you love to see it

Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what I thought about when I saw Musk's stupid racist tweet: Minnesotans have spent the last month and a half saying we will die to defend our multicultural community.

I keep going to the tonsillectomy subreddit to see how my healing is going compared to others and I’m only on day 4 but it seems…fine?

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

Two books down, four to go. I finished Yellowface by RF Kuang yesterday and Landline by Rainbow Rowell today!

Woke up this morning with the worst pain so far which was maybe a 6/10. Ate applesauce, took my meds, and had a two or three hour nap and felt better than I even felt yesterday.

Friends, can you chip in to support our NE neighbor? He’s lost his family, and he’s staring down the barrel of an immigration hearing at Whipple next month gofund.me/39d8aaed4

If I thought anyone around me was acting like what’s described in the screenshots I’d jettison them from my life. This shit ain’t real.

One of the stories I wanted to learn more about when I got to Minneapolis was the story of Post Modern Times Cafe. In the wake of ICE’s brutality the owner, Dylan Alverson, decided to make his restaurant COMPLETELY FREE. Watch my interview with him here.

Mercado Central still has s ways to go (but they're up over $300,000!) Please keep sharing their campaign too! www.gofundme.com/f/help-save-...

Ok. I’m so sick of the enshittification of autocorrect. I have chosen a very specific word that makes actual sense in my sentence. Why the FUCK is it changing an entire actual word to something different? Like I am sick of sounding illiterate bc autocorrect is unilaterally changing my word choices

The Al Franken obsession is genuinely one of the weirdest political tics I've ever seen. The idea of President Al Franken somehow continued to percolate in people's minds for years, they simply would not accept "we should not run sexual harassers" as a concept

38 people abducted on Central Ave. Get them home.

roses are red violets are blue tom homan’s a bitch greg bovino, too

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Know this: "Non-lethal" force by ICE and other police still often means permanent disfiguration & disability. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

My mom just asked me if I knew where the thermostat is. I paused. We weren’t even allowed to look at the thermostat growing up. Are we rich now??

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

ICE OUT.

Tom Homan: "I'm not going to sit here and say anybody did anything wrong and that, you know, they were, you know, unprofessional." Today at Homewood Suites in New Brighton, MN:

as an experiment - lets just take what the city of Mpls spent on MPD overtime doing nothing but tell us how they could not intervene, dedicate that amount to people who were put in danger or jeopardy by this assault, direct $ hazard pay, see how that improves economy and safety.

Silverio Villegas González, Keith Porter, Renee Good, Alex Pretti. All killed by ICE. A memorial for them outside Broadview ICE detention center. #abolishice

Like you, I’ve been contributing to others’ efforts to fundraise for their neighbors’ survival. Now I’m asking you to help my own neighbor. She’s trying to fight removal proceedings and reopen her asylum case, and needs $ for legal costs—$3,035 of $8K raised so far. VM: @wentrogue Subj: ⚖️

For no particular reason, thinking about how the Minneapolis Aquatennial was concocted by business men in 1940 to water down the memory of a 1934 Union victory that happened in spite of violent and deadly opposition

There was a couple on a Valentine’s Day date at the McDonald’s we stopped at. Dressed up, red tablecloth, wine glasses. Say what you want about McDonald’s but people are cute.

Getting ready to go up to my folks’ farm for more healing without a kid and dog. I think this is the first time I’m bringing more gear to my parents’ place than my kid brings.

these people, mayor included, don’t even like the stuff that makes minneapolis minneapolis

WESTOPOLIS

We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen. Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.

Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off

Had the honor of meeting Juan and family in DC this week. Juan owns Leo’s Towing and was an incredible voice for Minnesota. He tows cars nearly 24/7 for people who have been detained by ICE. Donate to help Juan & Leo’s Towing -> gofund.me/644f1b38b

Note the framing here: It’s “Democrats have refused to fund” DHS and not “Republicans refused to prohibit face masks” or “the two parties could not agree on how to reform the agency.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

This is almost 1 in 5 Minneapolites (about 18%).

The numbers do speak for themselves. In fact, our neighbors know this because they feel it on the ground. They expect us to do more. How about you stop telling us behind closed doors that we shouldn’t fund immigrant legal assistance, rental assistance, or support for our small businesses!

Jacob Frey on TV: “We just approved rental assistance that is targeted towards the people who hopefully need it most.” Jacob Frey to Minneapolis City Council:

Hey folks, I know there's a lot of needs out there but my neighbor's wife was taken at her asylum appointment and their lawyer can't find her. This was vetted by a friend whom I trust. www.gofundme.com/f/dona-para-...

ICE offices possibly coming to Minnetonka, less than two miles from my house. The Gateway building on Bren Rd, across the street from an Islamic center.

I immediately knew they were lying about the assault in North Minneapolis for two reasons: 1. Everything the DHS has said, and I mean everything, has been a verifiable lie. 2. Have you ever swung a snow shovel around? They're like parasails, it's hard to imagine a worse yard tool for that lol.

Where TF do they think coon rapids is?? It’s part of the same surge dumb dumbs

There had to be a better way to state that this CPB used his position to coerce his married, *biological* neice into a relationship.

My "we didn't sell you out skeet" has people asking a lot of questions answered by my "we didn't sell you out" skeet.

between mansplaining the menopause theory & joking about non-consensual ai gang bangs, there's a grip of y'all that are being far weirder about women as a whole vs dunking on pam bondi's collaborator ass.

Ilia really has a shit ton of composure for a 21 year old who just beefed it on international TV, anyway they should leave him alone and let him go scream outside for a while

oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line

He’s 21, that’s so much pressure. He’s obviously an incredible athlete. Good on that kid from Kazakhstan

I love this kind of episode