Another exhibit for the Nobel application.

"Yes, Oprah, it's 120 degrees, just like you like."

I think there are four women on this list... not sure what that says, exactly, but notable

I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber

Referring to Israel as"the Jewish state" as part of their endless crusade to label any criticism of Israel as antisemitic.

The implication here is that a year of secret police crackdowns fueled by racial profiling have left thousands of sleeper agents unmolested, great stuff. *FOX NEWS RADIO AIRS TRUMP INTERVIEW RECORDED ON THURSDAY *TRUMP ON IRANIAN SLEEPER CELLS: THERE COULD BE MORE THAN 1,700

The Keith Haring Foundation, getting pitched for a licensing deal: Company: "so what we're thinking is we'd..." Keith Haring Foundation: "yes, do it, next"

When you read that countries are coming together to release 400 million barrels of oil from their reserves, it's important to understand that worldwide daily consumption is approximately 100 million barrels.

Everything in this administration is two weeks away

I am incredibly eager to see how a President Vance would handle this war

If it's still going on in 2028 it means we will have spent 2+ years declaring our overwhelming victory on a regular basis

JD trying to salvage his future political ambitions here

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.

BOOOOOOOOOO

They're calling it Stupid Gallipoli

This is exactly what i mean when I say that the internet is melting peoples brains.

Could we upload the oil to Grok and then have it drop the oil off in Texas?

I'm going to Heated Rivalry bar trivia and the halftime show is gay fans and straight female fans in a knifefight. Winners get Connor Storrie.

I could SWEAR we already knew this Maya Rudolph news

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

Schrodinger's Strait, both filled and not filled with mines

Israel is the bad guy. As we're now seeing, Democracies can be bad guys.

continuing the war we've already decisively won to take out their nuclear capabilities that we already took out, got it

Banking regulators reducing capital requirements, because that has never led to any problems...

I wish I had become a cheesemonger instead of a lawyer

Great point: Governor Polis' concerns about how Tina Peters is being treated are just quite hypocritical given his record.

That DOGE dude looks like a lesbian

The focus is so much on Iran that what Israel is doing in Lebanon is not getting much attention. And maybe that's by design.

Kash Patel will get right on this synagogue shooting as soon as he's back from the Oscars

Holding the World Cup or Olympics in a nation where Trump is president would be a global failure.

someday soon the debate will be by the neck or by the ankles

What idiot called it Heated Rivalry and not...

My pick for next Oh Mary! Mary after Maya Rudolph is Daniel Radcliffe

what if we put the oil in buckets and then had a line of people all the way across Oman who could carry it across like an old-timey fire brigade

Some people call me the Tillie Norwood of Bluesky

"WE" make a lot of money, can't wait for my check

Palantir's CEO: "think we're evil? hold my beer."

Dude became FBI director to force people he thinks are cool to hang out with him

Some folks treated me like a naive child for believing we had the money to cancel a portion of student loan debt

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

god this is fucking dark

You cannot tell voters (accurately) this is a fascist regime that is hell bent on destroying us - let alone rely on it (as Dems are) as your GOTV while also voting yourselves to enable the regime.

again: why are people interviewing the secretary of THE INTERIOR about this war?

Fresh tariff chaos is a distraction from school girl-killing Iran invasion chaos is a distraction from Trump is in the Epstein files 1000x is a distraction from ICE is occupying our cities and killing immigrants and American citizens alike is a distraction from earlier tariffs is a distraction from

I've been thinking about this a lot. I'm not rooting for Iran, or against American troops who are there as pawns doing their duty, but I am rooting for consequences for Trump and his monstrous goon enablers who bring destruction everywhere they go and ruin everything they touch.

Americans are being sent to die in Iran by men who don’t even have the courage to say, “Uh, thank you, Mr. President, but I wear a size 9 shoe.”

"150 troops injured... so far!"

Hannah Grandmontana