Ok same??? (From the california sun newsletter which doesn’t seem to be on bluesky but is great!)

idk listen to adoptees and liberals wouldn’t constantly find themselves in this weird position of using adoption as a gotcha against conservatives, thus tacitly defending a decades-long right wing project to steal children from parents they consider undesirable to give them to white evangelicals.

It’s like the third Friday in a row where I’m tempted to call off. I’m not because I already did that two weeks ago. Four day workweek when

Absolutely hilarious that my hometown was profiled by the New York Times and they still got in some Vallejo slander

Now to explain to my child who Lovecraft was—

trying to post through it rn

Important to let bluesky know that the next minions movie has a cute Cthulhu in it

Getting that forbidden label feels like accomplishing something. Going to ride that high all day

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

She‘s bitching about separation of church and state but she can’t even separate her chin from her fuckin neck

it’s always a good night to block some tankies tbh

Smoking would be so great right now. Just take a look at the headlines, shake your head, and go outside for a fifteen to wreck your lungs and forget

Idk if this is right or not! But definitely delicious. This was a “no knead” lazy version; hoping to do a proper loaf where I regularly beat the crap out of it next time

Target runs their own crime lab, it’s sort of funny whenever people find out how aggressively they target retail theft.

Becerra team let’s go

🚨🚨 BEST NEWS: HB 301 was just signed into law by Gov. Spanberger, giving VA-born adopted people age 18+ the right to access their original birth certificate!!!! The law will take effect on July 1, 2026 and you can contact the VA Dept of Health - Office of Vital Records for more details.

I’m doing it I’m doing the sourdough thing

Remarkable, must-read story about how @mrs-frazzled.bsky.social and @cheyennehunt.bsky.social brought down the despicable Eric Swalwell. This didn't happen overnight. www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

seems like some of what accounts for people being willing to overlook gross predatory behavior from men in positions of power is that many consider it absolutely fine and normal for men to cheat. So for the longest time it’s just “oh he cheats on his wife” like “oh, the sky is blue”

Not since John Edwards have I been this stunned by the audacity of some guy

Bye bitch

The Pope is willing to say things that displease trump because the Vatican doesn’t operate on a four to eight year cycle. They operate on a longer timeline

Don’t look at me i voted for that lady twice

turns out I accidentally took my day pills at bedtime last night. I’ve been trying to fight Vyvanse and losing

Congrats to me on the 3am wake up time after several days of poor sleep. I can’t imagine this will work out poorly for me in any way

Trump could really teach the Pope a lesson by taxing churches.

I can’t believe donald trump is gonna make me a catholic

Oh no is he going to move back

Bluesky needs to ban this lady immediately. She’s giving a veneer of legitimacy to shit that could easily get this site’s users hauled up on charges.

This Coachella nine inch noize performance!!!!!

look what you made me do

This is the one that lives at the SB zoo and I want to take him home so bad

wild that Ben Sasse is on a NYT podcast talking about his life lessons and the experimental cancer treatments he’s getting and not discussing all the money he stole from the university of florida

Just another millennial in the workplace tasked with doing ten people’s jobs

I have bad news about Franken for all these people comparing Swalwell to Franken

I have three main requirements for elected officials: they have to be boring, they have to be competent, and they have to be compassionate. Honestly, I really like Xavier Becerra.

The hubris of these men and then meanwhile I’m like “am I good enough? Am I smart enough?”

Imagine going to the mat so hard for Eric Swalwell? Absolutely could not be me

Multiple staffers resigned from Swalwell's gubernatorial campaign ahead of the SF Chronicle's report out today with a former staffer who says the candidate and member of Congress sexually assaulted her, she told her boyfriend at the time, and got a medical exam: www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Welp (Paywall free version) archive.ph/8Jsn9

Me without vyvanse

Is this anything: fully automated luxury space race communism

Race communism is when lightning McQueen pushed the blue guy over the finish line rather than winning himself

Me trying to convince someone to watch DTF St Louis: at one point Jason Bateman and David Harbour do a full rap

the chicago pope must excommunicate the heretic jd vance

Trains are packed lately. trump doing visionary things for public transit

Every morning I wake up hoping to see one piece of news

I don’t think trump intended to nuke Iran because I don’t think he knows which bathroom he left the nuclear codes in

who has a book coming out that people can preorder so they have something to look forward to and then be pleasantly surprised when the book just shows up on their doorstep

Now that I have a five year old I can tell you for sure people are way too harsh about two and three year olds. Two and three year olds are perfect angels