Just thought I’d check bluesky before bed and now

They’re never gonna have another American pope. They’re gonna be like “the last one had raves”

I wonder if I can have an out of state tax preparer

I feel bad for America but this is tremendous content

romcom idea

Outside of the discourse I do think Rainbow B-52 is an excellent cover band name

“Women are too flighty and stupid to make decisions about their bodies. This is why they must be forced to have children.”

If I’m being honest, I don’t just want to make mugs. I want to make your *favorite* mug. ☕️ littleedenpottery.etsy.com #pottery #art #ceramics #handmade #bsnm #MagicalBazaar

Surely the grandma from Encanto is among the worst villains of 21st century film

Don’t want to sleep. Want to smile at my phone in the dark

Everyone in Southern California is sick of the rain. Not me tho, keep it coming sky gods

"Cynthia" harvest strawberries in Oxnard CA. "This day it was very difficult to do my job because of the rain. The rows we need to walk through in the strawberry field were full of water. This makes it very difficult to work as it is extremely slippery." #WeFeedYou

They‘ve been aggressively deporting people for months and none of those things have improved, so what will be the excuse for that

I’m howling.

The “canceled people” database listing victims of cancel culture, which includes oft-repeated cases such as Bret Weinstein (Evergreen State College) and James Damore (Google), has a little over 200 entries across 18 years. canceledpeople.org

Caught the five year old singing Feliz Navidad while playing. Heart officially warmed

please do not say every woman who is into older men was a victim of abuse! Some of us just hate our fathers!

"Children at my son's Spanish immersion preschool in Chicago bore witness to a teacher being violently abducted by ICE agents who entered their school, armed with weapons, earlier this month."

Just vile: "About 15 to 20 church members were doing yard work on the property while their children played games and their spouses cooked meals... The agents asked no questions and showed no identification before taking one man away, whose wife and child were inside. They attempted to grab others."

Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.

Spouse just asked me what happened to my newsletter. This aggression will Not stand

That lady at least had the good sense to just scratch herself, this new sicko went to a SCARIFICATION ARTIST

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He would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t stop emailing the convicted child sex trafficker

So… I just keep loading and unloading the dishwasher until I die?

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You got that indictment I ordered? Sure thing boss. Real fuckin illegal just like you wanted

Honestly I do admire the attorney trump brought in who was like you suckers, it’s super easy to get an indictment, all you have to do is just ignore the law completely. You fools. You rubes

Jesus to his disciples:

I was on this story for over a year and he just…

I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?

CAT distribution system, universe. I said CAT. Stop sending deer.

please do not say every woman who is into older men was a victim of abuse! Some of us just hate our fathers!

Trying to find a sweater in my house, among all the other sweaters. And now you know the life of a showgirl.

Me yesterday: ok, enough about Olivia Nuzzi, she’s not that interesting. Me today: MARK SANFORD???

Of all my posts, this is the one that I wish would be shared widely. I hope people will donate to Bryan's legal defense, but even if you don't, it's important to be aware of the human rights horrors that are going on around us on a daily basis.

I call this pose “hungry hungry hippo”

I spend ages on the email. I agonize over the email. I cannot focus because I am fixated on the email. I finally send the email. Immediate reply…”thx”

Some of you guys are judging Olivia Nuzzi so harshly. How was she supposed to resist when RFK Jr called her and made those dial up modem noises

Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.

Finally some good news

Childcare: a thrilling goodie, one of those little treats only the most decadent enjoy

These “It’s not fascism unless it comes from the fascistic region, otherwise it’s just sparkling authoritarianism“ ass debates

What bsky trust and safety seem to be missing in this “threats” thing is that Patton Oswalt has never actually fed anyone feet first into a woodchipper, but Megyn Kelly has run interference for harassers, rapists, and child molesters for her entire career

Women don’t even have full bodily autonomy in this country, it’s clear we’re not ready for a woman president

Bluesky is really determined to speedrun all the early twitter wars a second time huh

Alice Wong, a writer and activist who was born with muscular dystrophy and who fought relentlessly for equal rights and access for people with disabilities, died on Friday. She was 51. nyti.ms/4r9WqEr

Showed the five year old the Mary Poppins movie. Because I explained that Bert was played by the same guy who is the bad guy in the Night at the Museum movies, he thinks it’s a prequel.