i bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid bsky.app/profile/tony...

Nah man I’ve got it and it’s weird, and you can trust me because I don’t talk about it

concept: only synesthesia is qualia

improve a jewish holiday by adding/removing/changing one letter. i'll start: gemini atzeret

these words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all. cabinet dumb. lying makes you believe lies. can't stop lying means bad policies. pick a lane! rare van hollen '25 l.

neither right nor left, you say

what about the snail loneliness epidemic

this is all so dumb

omg they released the butthole cut

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year with just one dvd box set for entertainment] it was crazy [friend] was it the west wong?

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

the ocean is a mystery. who knows how many clowns are down there

larry ellison [slapping the top of a tv]: you can fit so much more scientific racism into this bad boy

CHOTINER: So as I understand it, your argument is that you couldn't break your soldier's oath to the Fuhrer? GERMAN GENERAL: Honor would not stand for it. CHOTINER: What confuses me, though, is that you swore the same oath to the Weimar Republic.

Ezra Klein: if someone with a larger audience disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles An avalanche of criticism from popular journalists: maybe you should have principles! Ezra Klein: You’re right, maybe I should

not even bothering to write messages on bullets is the real leftwing ideology

Timeline cleanse! Time for cats!

first of all, i checked and this is a novel utterance. why has nobody said this before. that failure lies on all of us. and second, please enjoy clicking through on this one

sixty-four days after the germans invaded poland, the united states passed the neutrality act of 1939 that was neutral in name only and was in fact implementing a cash-and-carry practice removing restrictions on arms sales to england and france.

i disagree in a nuanced way. i think you should always hit them in their secret magical weak spot. i don't care what a leftoid is, but for anna it is flooding the cocaine market. admittedly this looks a little paradoxical, but let it run. it converges.

the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books

also, and I'm only going to say this once, america could have simply not invaded Germany after Japan attacked bsky.app/profile/abso...

sixty-four days after the germans invaded poland, the united states passed the neutrality act of 1939 that was neutral in name only and was in fact implementing a cash-and-carry practice removing restrictions on arms sales to england and france.

two sufficiently round democracies will not fight.

he's right. we can't whisper anymore. we don't know how.

one of these would make a lovely conversation starter sitting atop the fireplace

since these are illegally installed surveillance devices, it would be a civic virtue to take a drill to them. there should be a citywide competition to see how many you can collect.

what makes this a sublimely bad take isn't that it takes a blasé attitude towards caregiver violence. it's that it absolves the former for stochastic violence. that's the worse category of abuse!

we have to save her

this is all my fault, sorry everybody, i manifested the woke rounds

especially if you see her in the mirror

Nah son. She gonna have to face some consequences for this one.

gonna be extremely real, this sounds like you made a couple maximally unintelligent decisions, some of which are ongoing, and 100% signed up for those blocks. i will break this one down for you because i am kind. i am not, however, nice, because that is the price of knowledge. 1/6

competitive authoritarianism

isaac chotiner interview gavin newsom you coward

i would have done a sketch about mickey mouse welcoming him back but mickey is being ridden by broadcasters, et c.; absolutely zero subtext that these people are weird deranged little freaks, the only question is what kind of weird deranged little freaks they are, and then he does a whole phylogeny.

it's hakeem jeffries. i'm weeping. the fbi seized one of our moneybeg farms and you still haven't completed our survey on which group we should kick out of the tent next. (yours is losing!) can't you at least chip in $28 for rachel maddow to say doody trump on air? actblue dot com slash doodytrump28

the problem with texts like this is there's moderate context collapse so you're reading through this pertubated semi-collapsed structure, increasingly made of meme-adjacent idiom and you try to read it critically, then you read the words bari weiss voters and realize this person has schizophrenia.

wait! why hasn't this person been linked to transgender-leftist-terrorist-childless-cat-ladies of Antifa? where is FBI director Knish Patel usually so vigilant?

no bitch. dats a whole new sentence. wtf is you talkin about.

we don't talk about how larry ellison, a man whose publicly expressed beliefs are indistinguishable from those of a dominionist threeper, was on the stop the steal call

is there a difference between being raptured and drinking a grimace shake

the pelican is one of nature's greatest contraptions

if your spirit is pure isaac chotiner has no power over you

oh no was she not wearing her seatbelt

why doesn't south korea, the most democratic nation, simply invade the united states

they should have just started beating his ass