at the end of the day i just think the side that turned the town square into a global child sexual assault engine is bad. i don't need to overthink it.

probably the third or fourth most important thing about british people is that the more one speaks about class, the more one acknowledges one's non-membership to any aspirational class. the degree to which one is a wretched harridan about it indicates how many bridges were burned in the striving.

[bravely]: all of these games were bad

at the end of the day i just think the side that turned the town square into a global child sexual assault engine is bad. i don't need to overthink it.

that's her boyfriend he has anxiety

look we've all jacked off a couple people at a party, that's not a trademarked move

just want to go on record that this guy staked the future of america on the premise that calling these guys weird was going too far

tier one ooperator

muppets have free will so they're actually better than the angels

wait leverage is just dirty work: the show

you can just tag me next time its okay i don't mind

i do not support jeffrey epstein's spokesman george conway and you shouldn't either. even if it turns out jeffrey epstein had a microstroke and completely misspoke in conversation with michael wolff where he identified george conway as his spokesman. this guy and his friends are bigots and thieves.

reading this to pagan poetry [paul oakenfold remix]

i think this is a little bit of an oversimplification. the adults are in the room, and they are fascists who believe that laws –and in particular, international laws– only exist when the consequences of those laws are applied to them individually and specifically. that's what they ran on.

move over disney: here's why insurrection adults are our new problematic fave

I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.

It would be pretty funny if today were the day someone does the thing

luigi and maduro should team up

lord i see what you've done for others

It’s Olivia Nuzzi’s birthday, stay vigilant against substack posts

a looong time ago there was this week where my friend was trying to make the word yong happen and everyone went feral on him, including his mom.

at long last, we have created the ashli babbitt experience,

ok so first of all dogs have at least six nipples. if you're trying to make her slightly curvier, you missed not less than four titties. in fairness, i'm not entirely sure exactly how many curves are in a titty. congrats on giving her a pawg ass, though. well done. you made puppygirl meg griffin.

{holds finger to earpiece} I’m being told that the divine epiphanies I’ve been having are in fact just basic pattern recognition

happy anniversary to this copypasta!

wait was january 6 just a distraction from the epstein files

Take for instance English dogs Vs the dogs of other nations

what is a titty if not an ~infinite~ curve.

ok so first of all dogs have at least six nipples. if you're trying to make her slightly curvier, you missed not less than four titties. in fairness, i'm not entirely sure exactly how many curves are in a titty. congrats on giving her a pawg ass, though. well done. you made puppygirl meg griffin.

at ten faves i will tell you why that mod was bad

they could literally just post better and make new friends

The solution to this site sucking is very simple: y’all need to post better. I know many of you are capable of it.

something i learned from reading stephen r donaldson in 9th grade is that every system, every law contains within itself the mechanism for its own breaking, and if you do it right, it's almost effortless.

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

breaking a window in my house so she can get halfway through to reach them

you know that thing where you grow up in a certain biome and cultural context, then one year you start dating a woman from maryland and see how all the soil there is more red and the trees are different and the highways aren't lined with graffiti on blasted granite? that thing

i don't even disagree with the larger point, and i can ignore several inferences being deduced here, but as bluesky's resident methods slut i must point out that forty data points is the mechanically hard minimum for skewed data, and the accepted standard minimum for quantitative analysis.

late Musk Twitter symptom, i think, where people wanted portable social graphs that weren't linked to a platform that could implode at any minute

might fuck around and build this ikea dresser that's been lying in 400 parts around my apartment for the last week, today

they're calling it sharonkism

why is jeffrey epstein's spokesman in the top five bluesky posters

two million freepers, huh? sounds a little low.

there are some real classics here but i will always support my beautiful wife samus aran in supa smash

something i believe is that you are free to buy the lowtax ticket! that's for-sure something you can do! you do gotta take the ride all the way to the end, though. that ticket is a contract.

stop misgendering him

at ten faves i will tell you why that mod was bad

bluesky-ass behavior

of course he wasn't mirandized, he was kidnapped

general tso's breakfast cereal

two sufficiently round democracies will not fight.