i like that bluesky has a terms of service, and a secret terms of service that only jay waffles —and, presumably, jesse singal— have access to. it's a great feature. you never know if they'll ban you; delete posts for fun; or literally give your account to someone else. cool website.

the reader is invited to imagine a 40-skeet thread on why crave is the worst media player and how this reflects on the canadian culture as a whole

notes app disclosing and outlining my three-year financially, emotionally, and sexually abusive relationship with long-suspected slutmuppet prairie dawn, in which i describe the process of felting [grooming perpetrated by muppets], and thank pepe the king prawn for extending support

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dorff fortress

[girl andy rooney voice]: and another thing, this formula is both wrong and incorrectly labeled

ai advisors? you mean personalized popularism?

observe the perspective shifts, the passive construction: our policy has been you end up we don't have there's no policy here. no process control.

It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.

manic pixie dunk girl

renaming my optimus robot to optimus crime and unlocking crime mode

My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.

it welcome to derry is a top-tier name for the show but it wallows would also have been acceptable. it bad.

reminder that she's the one leaking these stories

“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

this is just the sorry not sorry meme

you can't always tell when someone did a bad literature review, but there are signs

<stares in political science>

just darth vader him. put him in a contraption and make the villlain literally elon musk trying to neuralink kids into becoming incubators for ai clones. call it to catch a predator. or have dame judi dench go to hell and rescue him with the help of johnny gat. don't overthink it.

CHOTINER: So your colleagues voted to make a sacrifice to the Blood King. MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars. CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later? MURPHY: That's a little speculative. CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.

i'm starting a party called the rule of law party and you better believe there's gonna be a purity test

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

ciceros [like cheerios]

what happened to sarah kendzior, did she say free link

it's chuck schumer. i'm furious. why won't you chip in $28 to help us pass the OOPS! ALL KINGS ACT

we need a zombie movie set in the vatican

still laughing about that guy who likes all his own skeets

i think it's fine to say things on the internet, but i also think prognostication peekaboo disorder is a good reason for a lot of people to not want to read things you write on the internet

Oh were they not fighting hard during the shutdown? Was that only 10% of their real power? Are they not yet in their final form?

i'm willing to listen to the argument but still going to factcheck priors. when this blows up in the senate democratic caucus' face, americans get <nothing, and republicans get everything, what is your accountability measure for your role in defending the passage of the oops! all kings act?

just felt a great and profound shadow fall across my soul, has the darthness begun

elon musk: big daddy (1999), great movie

reblog if you support cait unequivocally in her battle against the ai heretic wilhelm stancil

books have no tech tree, no fog of war

shapes are so important to me, personally

joyce carol posts has adopted eep thought: we love to see it

it's chuck schumer. i'm furious. please chip in 28 dollars to help pass the OOPS! ALL KINGS ACT.

one of the big icebergs in political theory to me has always been that if you want to govern on any sort of coalition basis, and this includes american bipartisanship, that you must punish defection in ways that they would charitably characterize as brutal.

@schumer.senate.gov see attached

Fight don’t fold.

one thing you can think about if you are so inclined is how the democratic party leadership is so fully captured by trumpism that they believe their best chances are to embrace it rather than offer literally any different vision for the american people.

and another thing: i'm tired of movies where everyone is an elite tier one operator. that just means you use a stack. you huddle up in a gwoup bc buwwets scawy. grow up. learn to resolve conflicts before they become lethal.

underworld (2003) but it's weregiraffes vs orangutanpires

mister starmer, tear down this chunnel

the moderate position on literally any issue is distinct from the conservative position on literally any issue in that the moderate believes it would be unfair for other people to yell at them for holding that position.

if ai was a race the british would have way more slurs about it

@schumer.senate.gov see attached

strong trad: the females the females what what the females