hours before disaster

update: it’s hard to see in this picture, but it’s getting bigger. (you can kind of see the crack in the photo, that marks the rim of the crater that’s lost subsurface support, and it goes all around; the area that’s likely to collapse is basically big enough to swallow a La-Z-Boy chair)

remind me to run against Klobuchar in 2030

Look, *technically* a JD counts, but I’d want to go all-in and get the PhD for the love of the game.

I feel like I could make $750k at the box office if I really applied myself

post a photo from 2019 This was one of the better photos of me out there, pre-transition, but also it’s kind of a mind-bender to have physical and mental continuity with this person I so very clearly no longer am.

College freshman in a beanie who knows “Wonderwall” has to ask his mom

Diamond and Silk are a “maybe” for performing at America’s 250th

Pretty sure my brain is in limp home mode because at first I read this and thought it was more zoomer celebrity news

I can only believe that many of those 995,000 are going to correctly deduce that instead of Comics Unleashed, they’d rather watch the inside of their eyelids

for #ThingThursday this brake bleeding kit my coworker gave me

update: it’s being fixed, but what do we think the odds are of another sinkhole opening up in the street this year?

it is too hot

No one knows who Hasan Piker is, while everyone hates Erika Kirk Read it for free here: unitedstatespolling.com/p/everyone-h...

BREAKING: brian o'hara has resigned as the chief of the minneapolis police department o'hara was due to face the city council next month for a confirmation hearing to reappoint him, the same process community safety commissioner toddrick barnette has now failed twice

stepped on a dead bee/hornet/yellow painful flying fucker and I’m here to tell you to not do that, if at all possible

here, for those who want to see it, spoilered for those who don’t

normalize responding “no you didn’t; that didn’t happen” to men who brag online.

reposting bible verses, but adding the word “probably”, because are we sure? like SURE sure?

ope, we got a sinkhole

decorating your home bathroom like that, because your landlord can go fuck himself 🤌🏻

“Different Drum” was originally by the Greenbriar Boys “It’s my party” was originally by Helen Shapiro “Ready or Not” (Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie) was originally Sam Sham and the Pharaohs

Reading the new papal encyclical, but I’m in my late 30s so I can’t nod in approval while I shake my head in disapproval without pulling a neck muscle.

We all know the names of the famous AI artists. Like...

French guy named Ron saying hi: “Ronjour”

So, do I get the Bi Pride motorcycle?

French guy named Ron saying hi: “Ronjour”

I think it’s got to be a city where even the folks living in that city don’t respect that city.

however if all goes to plan, they’ll all know my name (writing project, don’t freak out or anything)

Who do we think is more famous: a state house representative, or a youtuber who builds stuff with lasers?

one day, I will have as many rights as a river

leaving Twitter improved my life, and for some reason a journalist is mad about this.

Fog City Diner, it was someplace my parents loved enough to get the cookbook from, and I wish I could have had that experience

Saw ‘I Love Boosters’ last night. It was good, weird (positive), and not subtle about its message, which is really what the moment requires.

Why are you trans? Wrong answers only I was told it was a one-way ticket to popularity and being universally beloved

Today.

*looks at 20XX bingo card square that just says “Kessler Syndrome”*

I don’t know if I’ve seen 10 bands live, or if I can name a movie I’ve seen more than 10 times or what my favorite albums of the last year are, or… Now I’m just wondering if I actually live outside of work or if I exist in a rest mode where my eyes slowly flash until it’s work time again

Had a delicious meal from a restaurant I cannot recommend because they genuinely seemed uninterested in being a restaurant.

this is one of those questions that a person can answer if they use the power of imagination ✨🌈☁️ where do you think a bike could go? what places are nearby? how do other people solve this problem? is there another adult you could ask for help thinking of answers, or who could point you to a book?

if you see me complain that a place needs more parking, I’ve been hacked

This NYT poll was written to generate the results they wanted. Asked if the party should move to the “center” or the “left” Dems are split. Ask them about an actual “left” position and they are overwhelmingly supportive. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/u... 1/2

quote-posts were disabled (in a cowardly move) but the number of winnable elections in my lifetime that were lost by tacking to the center is proof enough that even the experts in the room might want to rethink their understanding of what this country needs

This is me, I am not built for interesting times

To my cats, I’m somewhere between “annoying roommate” and “new mom”; I think they understand that we have Powers they do not (supply food, open door for Porch Time, bring in Mysterious Things) but also that we are bad at knowing some of their needs

Barney Frank taught me it was okay to be weird, but not in the way I was doing it

hate to have family obligations only to log in here and find out I’m facing having much fewer rights. This shit is getting tiring.

🎵 the rain, in the plane, is mainly unexplained

Some gray catbirds migrate more than 2,000 miles from Central America to New York City to eat pepperoni pizza in Bryant Park. 🪶

ok but what if we allow this to launch a bold new option for mass transit