When I start to worry about Trump stealing the midterms, I just remind myself that he’s losing a fight with the Reflecting Pool at the moment.

no clue if this complicates or simplifies things but its like 50-50 he makes it to November, right? Even setting aside the health stuff

Investigators have released their preliminary report on the crash involving a LEGO 747 and Space Shuttle earlier this week. flightradar24.com/blog/flight-...

maybe it will happen tonight

this manages to be one of those things that with age and maturity I no longer really care about, but also it feels good to retire from the game at peak form

Blorida is a psyop by big consultant to get you to shell out more money to Democrats, on the other hand LOL if it does happen

I loved Grey Gardens

For sale: Colonial Flag, never fucked.

the thing you need to keep in mind to contextualize these AQI numbers is that at 5000, the air solidifies back into a burnt tree again

Fuck Harry Potter, bother me to start working on all my writing projects

Richard Pizza, on “remember some guys”

For sale: Colonial Flag, never fucked.

As is tradition when football doesn’t come home, the team will be fed to this creature. As a pacifist, this brings me no joy to report

if a douchebag buys a rolex and doesn’t post about it on Threads, did his ego really get stroked?

The only amendment I’ll make to this statement is that to the extent a city-dweller thinks about another city in their state, its probably going to be about The Suburb That Sucks For Some Reason

meander

The fabled double-riverball has finally happened

Southside pride.

I need to make a good pasta, and soon

we’re doing shockingly not bad

I can teach math, but dealing with catholic middle schoolers would probably kill me

Update: the hole is maybe about 3 inches bigger. More to the point, it still has not been filled.

big truck, built a shed, job that requires a lot of physical strength… dude sounds like my wife

using the MNLeg hashtag to post a photo of my leg

I have a bottle of NA bubbly at home, and I need a second bottle for the office if it happens at work.

she’s at the show (Jeff Rosenstock with Anita Velveeta and Good Luck)

The Bible somewhere probably: harden not your heart Lindsey Graham:

One thing they don’t tell you about house having when you’ve got ADHD is that in addition to the Drawer of Bullshit, over time you will develop the cabinet of bullshit, closet of bullshit, room of bullshit and, eventually, whole story of the house that’s just full of absolute random nonsense.

Most excellent show last night at Indeed Brewing with Anita Velveeta, Good Luck, and Jeff Rosenstock.

I’m not going to speak ill of the dead because that might distract me from speaking ill of the living, and let me tell you my list of hated figures is long and varied

dying, to steal all the attention away from McConnell is such queen shit

she’s at the show (Jeff Rosenstock with Anita Velveeta and Good Luck)

Painting’s up

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

thanks to @poobisok.bsky.social and local restaurant Moto-i, I now have a vested interest in the Honbasho that’s starting next week. Will any of my picks win the Fighting Spirit award? only time will tell

I pride myself on my ability to navigate to places all over the state without GPS or maps, just from memory However, I cannot give directions because my memory of how I do this, instead of street names it’s like “you turn at the place where you turn, it looks like the place where the turn happens”

In case you’ve ever wondered what exactly it is I “do” for work, I just got out of an hour long, very serious meeting concerning what I will only describe as “the rainbow trout incident”

In case you’ve ever wondered what exactly it is I “do” for work, I just got out of an hour long, very serious meeting concerning what I will only describe as “the rainbow trout incident”

You thought regular 9/11 was bad?

I saw that Iowa released its state fair foods yesterday and I think it’s time that we intervene

This is exactly what I’d expect from a place that looks like this

Feer Plastics New Haven, IL

Americans are going to find out that this binface guy is some kinda nepo baby/parents have their own wikipedia pages kind of thing; I bet one of his ancestors is the dustbin of history

Dudes just upset because I am become mommy milky

lady about town, where could she be? (at trivia)

As that one girl from my high school said in her senior yearbook quote, live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse

now listening

where awoo?

flashbacks to the ECCO “rename the neighborhood” campaign, where someone severely suggested “is there a good Calhoun we can name the neighborhood after?”

I got to sit in one at the auto show.