markets are closing soon, almost time for grandpa to do his war crimes

lots to learn on "list of dog sports"

FWIW there was a certain kind of millennial who bought a house with family help because they and their parents all lived in one of those small towns where houses were like $75k… and they fucking loved this color because they had no taste and feared anything resembling deviation from the norm

Sickos yes

These cookies are really crumbly, and they taste like shit

Baby Geniuses This might have been my first time learning a movie could be bad

He has the money needed to make the kind of movie that would be to his tastes, and the unwarranted confidence that would lead someone to make that train wreck of a movie The fact he hasn’t tried makes me think he genuinely cannot have creative ideas, and I further suspect that frustrates him so much

"If a bird is within 50 feet of a coop, it probably belongs to the owner of that coop, so don't fuck with it. birds further out are probably wild birds, and thus open to be collected." "what if a bird has one leg within range and one leg out?" "what if you shut the fuck up?" Bava Batra.23b7

When I start to worry about Trump stealing the midterms, I just remind myself that he’s losing a fight with the Reflecting Pool at the moment.

no clue if this complicates or simplifies things but its like 50-50 he makes it to November, right? Even setting aside the health stuff

Investigators have released their preliminary report on the crash involving a LEGO 747 and Space Shuttle earlier this week. flightradar24.com/blog/flight-...

maybe it will happen tonight

this manages to be one of those things that with age and maturity I no longer really care about, but also it feels good to retire from the game at peak form

Blorida is a psyop by big consultant to get you to shell out more money to Democrats, on the other hand LOL if it does happen

I loved Grey Gardens

For sale: Colonial Flag, never fucked.

the thing you need to keep in mind to contextualize these AQI numbers is that at 5000, the air solidifies back into a burnt tree again

Fuck Harry Potter, bother me to start working on all my writing projects

Richard Pizza, on “remember some guys”

For sale: Colonial Flag, never fucked.

As is tradition when football doesn’t come home, the team will be fed to this creature. As a pacifist, this brings me no joy to report

if a douchebag buys a rolex and doesn’t post about it on Threads, did his ego really get stroked?

The only amendment I’ll make to this statement is that to the extent a city-dweller thinks about another city in their state, its probably going to be about The Suburb That Sucks For Some Reason

meander

The fabled double-riverball has finally happened

Southside pride.

I need to make a good pasta, and soon

we’re doing shockingly not bad

I can teach math, but dealing with catholic middle schoolers would probably kill me

Update: the hole is maybe about 3 inches bigger. More to the point, it still has not been filled.

big truck, built a shed, job that requires a lot of physical strength… dude sounds like my wife

using the MNLeg hashtag to post a photo of my leg

I have a bottle of NA bubbly at home, and I need a second bottle for the office if it happens at work.

she’s at the show (Jeff Rosenstock with Anita Velveeta and Good Luck)

The Bible somewhere probably: harden not your heart Lindsey Graham:

One thing they don’t tell you about house having when you’ve got ADHD is that in addition to the Drawer of Bullshit, over time you will develop the cabinet of bullshit, closet of bullshit, room of bullshit and, eventually, whole story of the house that’s just full of absolute random nonsense.

Most excellent show last night at Indeed Brewing with Anita Velveeta, Good Luck, and Jeff Rosenstock.

I’m not going to speak ill of the dead because that might distract me from speaking ill of the living, and let me tell you my list of hated figures is long and varied

dying, to steal all the attention away from McConnell is such queen shit

she’s at the show (Jeff Rosenstock with Anita Velveeta and Good Luck)

Painting’s up

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

thanks to @poobisok.bsky.social and local restaurant Moto-i, I now have a vested interest in the Honbasho that’s starting next week. Will any of my picks win the Fighting Spirit award? only time will tell

I pride myself on my ability to navigate to places all over the state without GPS or maps, just from memory However, I cannot give directions because my memory of how I do this, instead of street names it’s like “you turn at the place where you turn, it looks like the place where the turn happens”

In case you’ve ever wondered what exactly it is I “do” for work, I just got out of an hour long, very serious meeting concerning what I will only describe as “the rainbow trout incident”

In case you’ve ever wondered what exactly it is I “do” for work, I just got out of an hour long, very serious meeting concerning what I will only describe as “the rainbow trout incident”

You thought regular 9/11 was bad?

I saw that Iowa released its state fair foods yesterday and I think it’s time that we intervene

This is exactly what I’d expect from a place that looks like this

Feer Plastics New Haven, IL