today in great things from Malta; I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these in real life

taking a day off work because I’m not doing great and need rest, but today is also the day that everything in the house needs to be cleaned

I hate having to call my senators, like I elected y’all so I wouldn’t have to keep track of everything going on, and it sucks that I have to do their job and mine at the same time

great, now I have to look up IOC elections, too

we will see teslas broken in hitherto unimaginable ways

the four genders

I hate having to call my senators, like I elected y’all so I wouldn’t have to keep track of everything going on, and it sucks that I have to do their job and mine at the same time

the four genders

I am such a sweetheart and I deserve nice things

today in great things from small island’s facebook marketplace: this! not an Ape, it’s a Lambretta 550n

Hi Minnesotan Bluesky: The DFL has a well-known transphobia problem. I'm organizing to change the party platform in 2026 to be explicitly supportive of trans people in Minnesota. This will provide a basis for expelling transphobia from our party. Join me: abetterdfl.org.

just thought of a Crop Art entry for the Minnesota State Fair that I could do that would get me death threats, and I might have to do it out of principle

After all this, we’re gonna need reëducation camps to cure Americans of their sociopathy: there’s no way to have a society if a plurality of people genuinely don’t understand that you should care for other people, yes even people you won’t ever meet, yes even if they are different from you.

She smiles and says "I will always love you"

my most radical belief is that, if it came down to it, I probably could land a gulfstream g6 sized plane

Twin Cities: Seeking a musician (guitar & vocals) to play 20min of acoustic tunes Dec 20th 4:40-5pm at funeral home while guests enter a remembrance / solstice gathering, a song sung with vocals ("Oh Solstice Night") during ceremony, then 5:45-6:15pm while guests mingle and depart. Paid gig! Holler.

I feel like "WHat you just have made here is a list of shit that is good," has potential as a new dril idiom.

sure. poke the spiders from the sulfur cave. nothing matters

Reminder that federal government employees can hit me up on signal because I am a messy bitch who loves gossip

it’s so weird watching speeders during morning rush hour. Oh you’re excited to get to the bad building? where you have to capitalism? on a friday?? Have fun on linkedin bud I’m normal and I’ve never used the word ROI

noooo my snack fell inside the vending machine

bring back art deco :(

now that there’s fewer flights, the airport should let me ride the little rollercoaster that suitcases get to go on

The WFMU Record Fair runs all weekend, Nov. 8 and 9, at the Metropolitan Pavilion in Manhattan! Hundreds of record dealers, live music, films, and more!

"god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work.

it’s so weird watching speeders during morning rush hour. Oh you’re excited to get to the bad building? where you have to capitalism? on a friday?? Have fun on linkedin bud I’m normal and I’ve never used the word ROI

Today’s required reading

now listening to this in my cube and it’s dramatically improving my Friday

what did cats eat before we invented plastic?

now that there’s fewer flights, the airport should let me ride the little rollercoaster that suitcases get to go on

DC statehood, but I also propose the radical notion of A Second California.

hello Lisca

It's not just that people are watching porn and seeing choking, sexual strangulation is simply not a taboo sex act anymore. Banning choking porn does nothing but make the practice seem more edgy, all while doing nothing to actually aid sex education resources on risk-aware breath play

that’s a lot of drinking fountains

dude looks like he’s pissed that the staff at the yacht club refuse to call him “captain”

again, he’s running for governor in MN next year & is affiliating himself with the GOP… who want absolutely nothing to do with him & have banned him from all events since a few of them had to take out restraining orders against him 😭

packing the court is not enough I need to have them beg for mercy

06 Nov 2025

I want to believe I’m a delight, but I already know Dame Helen Mirren finds me annoying

Let’s not let her get away from the absolutely atrocious ideas she’s espoused in the past with this sudden change in temperament: If she can behave like this now, it means she always could, and chose not to.

perfect shade of green. no notes, leaving this hellhole country to someplace where I can buy one of these and maybe finally be happy

There's a new Predator movie out so it's as good a time as any to say that, if I was given the opportunity to add an addition to any franchise, I'd have the Predator land in Glasgow in the 80s during an Old Firm fixture.

If you’re afraid of another Frey victory and mad tonight, make plans to get into DFL positions next year during caucuses. This whole ass system is rotten.

the authors:

I can name every type of car

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

things that would fix me: (today in house staring)

I knew the cishets aren’t okay but I didn’t realize they were this not okay