had a nightmare where I had to solve logical reasoning puzzles to get back in to college, so it is interesting that my nightmares seem to have a continuous theme

this is $87,000 (it’s an 84 month term) for a car that’s $40k AT MOST, and is about to hit its second wave of depreciation. When they make the subprime auto loan version of The Big Short, this guy will be in it

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

Only three people named in “we didn’t start the fire” are still alive

(to the tune of “let it snow”) oh the weather outside is bullshit

so this seems less about listening and responding to young voters, and more about getting influencers to spread an inauthentic and uninspiring message, further turning off young people from participating. This will then be used as evidence that aiming at young voters doesn’t work, rinse and repeat

none of my got-damn business

so this seems less about listening and responding to young voters, and more about getting influencers to spread an inauthentic and uninspiring message, further turning off young people from participating. This will then be used as evidence that aiming at young voters doesn’t work, rinse and repeat

“yeah no you have to let all the air out of your tires, all of it. that’s the only way to get the traction” *walks away*

update: the human teenager has a balisong comb

why is this in my saved photos

my boldest “I actually liked it”

at the [BRAND] dealership, looking to purchase [CAR FROM A DIFFERENT BRAND]. This might be happening

this year was less about me accomplishing things and more about somehow avoiding misfortune

Time for my traditional Boxing day post I think 👍

going to cook more in the coming year. this is a promise and a treat I’m dangling in front of some of you

Thinking about upgrading the Blåhaj mobile. Because I am reasonable, I will not be replacing it with the Alpina B7 that’s for sale locally. Because I am unreasonable I may test drive the aforementioned Alpina B7 because six hundred horses is such a tempting number to contemplate

make a Bond movie casual On Her Majesty’s Christmas Card List

sometimes, you can just tell an opinion columnist reads books almost exclusively written by white men, and that they consider the bible to be one of them

and Tiny Tim did NOT die, seemingly COULDN’T, but finally died at age 105 he didn't die of old age, either. he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. just before his head died, his last words were: “Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!"

They should develop a christmas that doesn’t make you feel like shit

And my works, That did NOT decay into a wreck, Were looked on by ye mighty, Who despaired

that “assuming” is doing several trillion joules of work in that claim

and Tiny Tim, who would NOT die, had eaten the plums that were in the icebox

“you there! lad! what day is it?” “… aren’t you the guy everyone hates?”

They should develop a christmas that doesn’t make you feel like shit

Happy Holidays, you dork-ass losers.

I was a kid in the 90s, so today was traditionally the day my brothers, cousins and I would cycle thru all the new & exciting video games we got. If you're like me and wanna relive that thrill, check out the archives of my video game cover song special from this year! wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

the churu corporation was really firing on all cylinders when they made their cat gogurt

“transgender isn’t real but there’s 100% definitely a red dude with goat legs, and anytime I think about breasts that’s his fault” and that describes like an actually sincerely held belief of like 50 million people in this country

Dreamt I went to california with my wife, got stupidly drunk at a party, and traded my car with a car belonging to my former high school bully, and was like “how do I explain to my wife that we now have to drive back home in a first gen mitsubishi eclipse”

“transgender isn’t real but there’s 100% definitely a red dude with goat legs, and anytime I think about breasts that’s his fault” and that describes like an actually sincerely held belief of like 50 million people in this country

Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election

Increasingly clear the TERF position is “it should be illegal to be mad at me for my hateful positions”

christmas zoe

You can really tell the differences between people who think the purpose of youth sports is winning, and those who think of it as building other valuable life skills.

if it were completely accurate, the chart would be like… so, uh, there are more living Zoes than Zoes that were born for some of these years

Increasingly clear the TERF position is “it should be illegal to be mad at me for my hateful positions”

nobody at the work parking lot knows how to park their big-ass truck within the lines

SURPRISE BITCHES

One of the things I just want to caution folks about is that a lot of crazy untrue things get called into tip lines. Reports from the FBI could be full of them and everything should be approached with care. And the fact that one reported event might be false doesn’t mean unspeakable things didn’t

I just have the feeling in the next few weeks we’re all about to hear about some stochastic agent with the single most incoherent politics known to humanity.

Today’s groove:

why did you transition, wrong answers only: Dad said he’d love me no matter what, and I’m just testing whether that was a lie

yo these turned out really cool

The Ford Pinto, our barometer for unsafe vehicle, had 27 deaths

You can really tell the differences between people who think the purpose of youth sports is winning, and those who think of it as building other valuable life skills.

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