they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao

Big news for music fans: You can use the 'volume' button to increase the amount of music there is

Important news for the Bluesky userbase (37-year-olds who went to the free Prospect Park shows every summer): Wolf Parade has the No. 1 song on Spotify right now because it's in the gay hockey movie.

Charitably, about 20% of this website

Everyone should have off the next two weeks unless your job is absolutely essential and if you have to work you should get paid double

Mmm my favorite late night snack: COVID-19 tests

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

O-o-o-Ozempic Auto parts

Fastest purchase of my life.

I love celebrating things through lenses

Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.

Where all my well-qualified lessees at

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

What is this a cocktail list or my YouTube search history LOL

FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

I love my stupid giant Clefable

North America be like

in a vacuum, this is the best post on the internet

Love the people that have a list of their best Bluesky posts linked in their profile. The spirit of Favstar will never die

In case anyone was wondering

The Grinch is saying, “roast beast is bussin.” And he’s doing the harlem shake as well.

I love when someone says “please advise”. What a weird phrase

Never saw anything more fitting than this Tardis cover for a porta potty

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Shel Silverstein ass sign

Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

Coyote in San Francisco

Every day I wake up #blessed that I get to live inside the intro to Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper

From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:

Someone at work said they spent their Thanksgiving dinner talking about AIs and Model Context Protocols and I can’t think of anything more depressing

i hate it when the package tracking says "being processed at carrier facility" bitch you're the carrier. you're in there playing with my christmas presents arent you

Chopped cheese for chopped uncs

Saw a movie today, in the cinema