environmental storytelling

this is the worst night of my life

Then why bother

Just found out I'm chopped and.. also unc. So.

Why the fuck are you all on here? Short Circuit 2 is free on YouTube

Wow didn’t realize how different the weather was in Nuremberg

Me and my followers

so many good pictures out there

One of the rare good days to be scrolling through the feed

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Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

This is totally unprecedented, but the New York Times has reported that *nobody* has voted in the New York City Mayoral Primary Election. There will not be a mayor of New York ever again.

I’m a, uh, normal person

Why does the bathroom door have a peep hole???????

I’ve always wanted to be a well-qualified leassee

He just like me fr fr

Probably not a great idea to name your car after the god of wine but what do I know

Happy Halloween!

They're calling him the most French man in history

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Why’d they make this shit look like Facebook

If only there was a Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode about this

Stealing this sign to put up by the hanging plants in my house

lol this cop pissed himself

My neighbors put a huge tv in their backyard that they’re using to watch the Mr. Bean cartoon

if you see da police, viacom cbs paramount skydance discovery warn a brother

It sounds even more like a JRPG battle theme like this.

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Some birds I saw recently

BUNCHO day

I like in Donkey Kong Bananza when Pauline goes “A banana?” like she hasn’t seen Donkey Kong house 100 of them in the past 10 minutes

Can’t believe the bell riots and Irish unification happened in the same year in the Star Trek universe

and introducing The Gloose

Absolute classic

I love eating detritus

“My cup is full” “My cup runneth over” “Not my cup of tea” Where is everyone getting these cups from

incredible signs going up in brooklyn

Claims to be pro life

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.