I love eating detritus

“My cup is full” “My cup runneth over” “Not my cup of tea” Where is everyone getting these cups from

incredible signs going up in brooklyn

Claims to be pro life

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

P HOLE

If Sabrina Carpenter was a fish her name would be Sa-bream-a Carp-enter

Gilmore Girls? I think we should Gil-less girls #ally

“1st Mobile Shooter of DESTINY” is just a great descriptor. Very natural, says everything you need to know about the game before you download it.

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

sonic hedgehog

Big shoutout to this bird I saw when walking in San Francisco

(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

The target was the hospital

Wait Mia Goth is a real celebrity and not one of the default Sims?

exploring town world one bite at a time......

I gave my life to christ in the cracker barrel parking lot

it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator

I built a gaming computer. Semper Games or whatever

Why does my new computer have an Elon Musk tab in the BIOS

Thinking about how bad Threads is

This is Erica from NetNut

Canadian Beetlejuice is parked outside

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

some pretty solid advice here

Is that the eye of Ho-less or of Ra-cist thank you I'm here all week

Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce

corporations on july 1st:

Robert of Ghannouj

I Wish Macklemore Would Linkle Less

They should make a LinkedOut

📢 1.105 is now available in the app store. New features include: • Be attacked with forks • Be brutally assaulted with forks • We the staff will run up and injure you in your house with improvised weapons from your cutlery drawer • Nope, not the ones you would think! • Bleed from silverware on Bsky

They finally made the milk from that hotel

@emailaddress.website this you?

Poetry is taking a sentence or two and hitting enter a bunch

Thank GOD we got the name of the bill changed at least

The first rare deniro is from the Japanese trailer for "A Bronx Tale" （ブロンクス物語）where Bobby D with no emotion awkwardly says "I hope you like the movie... Bronx Tale"

It’s time for me to launch my new podcast “HBO Max, This is The Real HBO Max and The Other One is Fake”

just spotted