toxins

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!

another doja tweet has hit endor

🎶 if u wanna be my grover 🎶 🎶 u gotta expand ur haus 🎶 🎶 not know what ur doin 🎶 🎶 build it with ur spouse 🎶 🎶 if u wanna be my grover 🎶 🎶 insulate ur stairs 🎶 🎶 barbecue ur siding 🎶 🎶 do it unawares 🎶

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

There is nothing “delightful” about Turkish “Delights”

It’s so weird living in a place with an attached garage. It’s like having a car as a roommate

my ai assistant looked over my calendar and combined a few events to make my day more efficient. so now my adult circumcision is taking place at ruths chris

“We have twizzlers at home”

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

when I see em

Lemme see those

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

I’m back

I deleted as many as I could but I still can't scroll to the end. Again sorry!!!!

Someone got into my account. Sorry for the spam! also there's no way to sign out of all other sessions on Bluesky??? what the fuck????

Went to the Jelly Belly factory

Who’s got that picture from SA back in the day of the guy at the computer holding the wine glass with bread(?)

Thank Yahweh for Yaoi

Achewood ass ad

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

75% chance he thought he needed this to move to Albany

Trans rights

Say it louder for the people in the back: 👏 QUIBI 👏 STANDS 👏 FOR 👏 QUICK 👏 BITES 👏

Still reeling at the fact that you can use three slurp juices on a single ape

Thinking about how they let Bajorans keep their earrings when they join Starfleet and if they’d do the same for Guy Fieri

this is like, literally the exact kind of thing that kicked off the revolutionary war. i'm trying to find a way to be goofy and say i'm exaggerating but taxing shipments in order to pay for expensive foreign wars was literally the flashpoint lol

I’ve been posting on the same dead comedy forum since before the twin towers fell. And I vote.

I typed “ko” into Google by accident and this picture came up. Pretty good

Chuck Norris didn’t die. He epic baconed his way into Heaven

This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it

Jesus Christ

Can’t wait to play Doom Infrento Protecol

Irish I was dead

i miss problems clown

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

Insane picture to have hanging in the dentists office

Truly a perfect news alert

Thank you?

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

DONTS I H FOR . WORK FOR T.

The Dune pinball machine makes you do the Gom Jabbar

Hoping to pull a Bob Vila rookie