It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.

Did a Richard Nixon Halloween mask graft to his face?

Reminder: Being poor does not make you immoral. Missing teeth, illiteracy, drug use, does not make you immoral. Nuerodivergence & mental health issues do not make you immoral. Being a sexist, racist, violent fascist does! Hope this helps with your messaging about current events!

NIXON_R1.BMF

How the hell is Oscar winning Arthur’s Theme not on the new Christopher Cross “Worldwide Singles” collection? It topped the chart for 3 weeks here and was number one in freaking NORWAY!? Didn’t want to pay the estate of Peter Allen royalties??

When we learned that @busybeaverbuttonco.bsky.social made more than just buttons, we knew that we had to collaborate on something that people have been asking for a long time: MAGNETS! Twenty-two STFU About Chicago kitchen magnets have been added to the shop! #chicago

Phew, that should definitely take care of the trauma everyone involved in that whole scenario has to endure!

the reason theyre so brazen is because they think theyre better than us and should be allowed to get away with it

The next step is demanding real leadership in the Senate — leadership that fights for working families instead of surrendering to an authoritarian regime. House Democrats are already joining Indivisibles in these calls, and the public is on the side of those who fight back against the Trump regime.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Procter & Gamble writing Jeopardy a check for $1 million:

Happening now: a small demonstration is getting underway in front of Chicago Police Department HQ, protesting cooperation between CPD and federal immigration agents. One demonstrator is holding up a photo of Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino shaking hands with a CPD officer.

☝️ Let this be a reminder. When Democrats cave, the voters get PISSED ___________________ Cartoon: Brendan Loper in @newyorker.com

Too cold for these fuckwads

Oh yeah the senate democrats also voted to remove protections for thc and hemp based cbd last night. So many small businesses are about to close and so many people are going to be needlessly hit by legal actions due to this. bsky.app/profile/myta...

It’s John Cale and Charli baby.

This dude was the voice of Gargamel AND became one of the first people to patent a mechanical artificial heart, implantable in the chest cavity (US Patent #3097366 of 1963).

Guess Who’s on first?

Current conditions in Chicago.

The winter storm drinkers are my people.

Until the sun burns out

Sat thru a Hobby Lobby Xmas ad to watch the HD remaster of Butthole Surfer’s Pepper with subtitles.

RIP to a Chicago legend you’ve never heard of.

Tonight! You know the most fun you’ll have in a Chicago bar is during a winter storm!

we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse

RIP to a Chicago legend you’ve never heard of.

This Sunday nite at Delilah’s! Yes, they had an Ace tribute nite this past week but it’s worth a Deuce! Metal & glam videos start at 9pm Sunday, $3 Hamm’s Pints & $3 Benchmark Bourbon to toast the spaceman!

The Halsey fast pass line has pitched a tent. #AragonLineUpdate

NEW: @govpritzker.illinois.gov's office says 3 masked ICE agents stopped & questioned an IL Department of Transportation employee working in Park Ridge about his immigration status & whether he had traveled to New York and his awareness of NYC Mayor-elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social before leaving.

It’s shit like this that makes me think the GOP doesn’t care about winning elections and they’re just not planning on having them. Because no one who thinks they have to win elections does this.

Lawn darts caused one fatality www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

If you’re a fan of stuffing on sandwiches the Subway TurHamKen is pretty tasty?

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

I realize a lot is happening but 66% chance 4” of snow on Sunday is another thing.

When some FUCKER comes to MY party at MY house and makes it ALL ABOUT THEM by dying or whatever

Am I the first person to respond “attempted garrotting by a drunk twink” to “why did you leave your last job?”

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

The immigration police has been out in Little Village and Pilsen today. A Facebook user following them noted they weren’t using plates at Western and Ogden

Still extremely disappointed that Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall posted a message of support for Graham Linehan. He’s cool with this:

Bought the entire pallet, took it out into the Costco parking lot on one of those big flat carts and started yelling "Dude Wipes! Dude Wipes!". Men and boys ran to me in droves as I started handing out packs of Dude Wipes. And this is how I announced my campaign for Staten Island borough president.

On autism and loneliness: "Many autistic people want to build connections with people, but this can so easily become overstimulating and exhausting. This creates a vicious cycle. Autistic processing may intensify this cycle." From @craeioe.bsky.social: crae.ioe.ac.uk/trapped-in-a... #neurodiversity

[P] still thinking about that festival back in 2002 when Books was on the same bill as Another Ferret

Desi Arnaz still into redheads in the 70s.

Quick someone fire up their Cricuit and make one that says Orifice

Bovino is very obviously never going to admit he is bound by the law. Either he lies about what he did, lies about what other people did, or openly denies there was any wrongdoing even if it's on camera for everyone to see. Any ordinary citizen behaving this way would be in prison by now.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.