For some context, we could have made the monthly child tax credit that cut child poverty by 40% permanent for $100 billion a year. The return on investment would have been $15 per $1.

Greg Louganis made a post and mentioned his coach transitioned. Was double disappointed to find out he meant died, not you know…

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

Red Line stopped running & dumped us off at Wrigley Field during the 7th inning stretch.

Is this new Sloan album the first to start with a Jay song??

I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films. Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture? A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency? A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

ICE is firing pellets and pepper balls at journalists in Broadview outside Chicago today, but they're local journalists so it feels like the national media will not care at all. I hope I'm wrong.

Warning to anyone who has their art on Spreadshirt.com: They now have a feature where anyone can remix your art and it's impossible to opt out unless you just leave the site altogether. Spreadshirt to artists: We’re taking your designs for AI pivot-to-ai.com/2025/08/19/s...

I love (well "love") the semi-anti-vaxx people who think maybe vaccines are okay as long as you pace them out. Because it sounds like they believe vaccines can combine to form a Voltron that gives your kid the autism.

I’m trying to make the once a day 4dx showing so maybe someday we’ll get a Magnolia screening where frogs fall on you.

Sad to see @wfmu.bsky.social Beware the Blog going down - I was fortunate to contribute some posts there - these will be online until Sept 30th so get 'em now! I was most proud to contribute all the songpoems that were originally on the ASPMA site in 8 volumes.. below the jump | | V

Modest proposal: If you are a producer who doesn't like awards shows, do not produce one. If you are a host who doesn't like awards shows, do not host one. If you are a television viewer who doesn't like watching awards shows, do not watch one.

Starbucks is “struggling” but earlier this year gave a $96 million pay package to their CEO who had been on the job for only 4 months.

You got this, Kelsey!!

If you ever find yourself listening to Hootie & The Blowfish’s debut masterpiece “Cracked Rear View” on Apple Music make sure you dial up the anniversary edition unless you want an amazing recreation of what the cd sounded like in your best friend’s mom’s car.

Anyone who doesn’t care that Matt Berry is involved in a Harry Potter project want to buy my extremely rare signed Matt Berry record? None for sale on eBay or Discogs. Last sold on Discogs over a year ago unsigned for around $300. Last signed one on eBay $380 sold over a year ago.

The ice stazi who obviously did this couldn’t even bring himself to write Fuck Ice which is what anyone who is actually “anti-ice” would write.

Anyone who doesn’t care that Matt Berry is involved in a Harry Potter project want to buy my extremely rare signed Matt Berry record? None for sale on eBay or Discogs. Last sold on Discogs over a year ago unsigned for around $300. Last signed one on eBay $380 sold over a year ago.

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like: -masked secret police kidnapping people off the street -creating concentration camps -attempting to eradicate trans people -banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books -murdering fishermen in open waters

The ice stazi who obviously did this couldn’t even bring himself to write Fuck Ice which is what anyone who is actually “anti-ice” would write.

I’m gonna get autistic about Tylenol & autism for a minute. Diagnosed this year. Burnout is real. Pretty sure mom & dad both had Autism. Dad born in 20s Mom in 40s. Mom always claimed she was allergic to Tylenol which is rare. Was most likely allergic to the red dye in some kinds of Tylenol.

Why does he have a cacaface??

I’m not resubbing 🤷

🚨 uptown skunk alert 🚨

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

🚨 CALL TO ACTION: TODAY at 7pm! 🚨 Stand with TGNC youth & families in Marengo, IL against District 165’s plan to host anti-trans speaker Dr. Kathy Koch. The district paid for this event violating separation of church & state & the Illinois Human Rights Act. ✊ Show up. Speak out. Protect our youth.

Hope my existence isn’t made illegal until at least after February because JADE IS COMING TO CHICAGO FEBRUARY 12.

Same alley, different angle. Dude tries to get a lift off the garbage can and his foot slips and he kicks it over.

These videos were shared a little after 10:30 a.m. today. Separate video from the angle of the alleyway shows the same federal agent unsuccessfully trying to mount a garbage bin in order to clear the fence. bsky.app/profile/unra...

Anyone anticipating getting raptured can give me all their money. God told me he’ll give you a FastPass if you do.

double down, you stupid motherfuckers, every car dealership, personal injury firm and local franchise is about to get inundated from the angriest fucking libs you have ever met in your life demanding they stop advertising on sinclair stations

Disney is on the BDS list. Don't resubscribe. Free Palestine.

When I was writing a book about the Pharcyde, one of them mentioned that Toni Basil used to hook them up with gigs as backing dancers for hip-hop videos when they were teenagers. Me: Wait…you guys knew Toni Basil. “Yeah, of course. Toni’s a g.”

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

Also does Kimmel coming back mean the Rapture is cancelled, please someone tell me, I've having a terrible time keeping track of these things

Anyone anticipating getting raptured can give me all their money. God told me he’ll give you a FastPass if you do.

What did the manufacturer of Tylenol do to Trump?

Still cool not giving fascists the money I am hardly earning because of fascism.

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

Just Bare Chicken Nuggets are on sale at the Jewels this week.

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Normally don’t get tips at Delilah’s but a I got a crisp dollar bill for playing Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls.

Oh yeah I’m VjIng at Delilah’s in case you really have nothing better happening right now. Or after that thing ur at.

We heard you like irresponsible journalism so we did some journalism from our national platform as irresponsibly as humanly possible about a community going through a major crisis, pls subscribe

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.