George W Bush pitched a no hitter a week after 9/11 and you’re telling me you can’t keep an airport in Texas open because you’re too busy thinking about Iran?

A friend of ours was able to be a test subject for an mRNA vaccine for an aggressive form of breast cancer. Completely worked. It is one of the greatest miracles of science and like 40% of the country turned it into The Jab because they are mushheaded simpletons.

One of the nice perks of achieving mega wealth is that you can just skip product research and get people to build the thing you want. Mark Zuckerberg did so with goggles, destroying many, many billions of dollars but getting his goggles. Musk wanted porn, so he gets his porn

It seems that installing tall fare gates to deter gate hopping reduced the amount of station maintenance to basically nothing compared to when the fare hoppers were hanging about

Okay, Boomer. 🙄

The Basil “you-believe-in-voting?” tweet rules everything around me

All the children, but how many of the nannies?

The President of the United States is very mad about Canada building a bridge between Ontario and Michigan

I think most people are best served by just holding a broad-based index fund they dollar-cost-average into over time, but I don’t know how bad the news must be for them to try getting ahead of it this aggressively

Well this is horrific: “Law enforcement has said they've received several ransom notes from people claiming to have the mother” www.npr.org/2026/02/10/n...

Hey new followers. I hope you like pictures of plants. And liberalism, and also deep feelings of remorse and inadequacy.

I feel like maybe there might have been a politics or two that snuck in

I appreciate how Bad Bunny’s name is actually “Bad Bunny.” It’s not “Conejo Malo” and translated to “Bad Bunny” for the convenience of English speakers

The Voting Rights Amendments Act of 2029 is gonna be lit. Upheld 11-6 at the Supreme Court.

The Turning Point, Kid-Rock violinist and cellist are playing a completely unrelated piece to the audio that’s playing. I don’t know if this is as obviously comical if you’ve never played an instrument before, but as an occasional violinist, this is pretty funny!

Okay, this is officially getting weird

When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies. It was a "sideshow," I was told.

A tale told in two screenshots :)

I feel like I'm losing my goddamnned mind. This op-ed was written by Kathrine Mangu-Ward. Katherine is editor-in-chief of Reason magazine. Reason fired @shikhadalmia.bsky.social for being too anti-Trump.

Yep. Many of us who weren't sufficiently Trump-curious had to find other places to work. The libertarian movement had one job, and it failed, and now it wants credit for success.

Catturd is now boycotting the NFL after having boycotted the NFL since at least 2019. See you next season

Just logged onto Twitter to see superbowl discussion and the first tweet on my feed was a former mutual pushing great replacement theory. Deleted my account. That place fucking sucks.

lowkey gotta had it to zuck on this one

Meta AI lets you ask “why is this post funny?” in one click as the Babylon Bee retreats back to their one joke

I know I'm old bc "people discovering that Kid Rock is a dirtbag" is apparently a thing?? this was his entire brand in the 90s!!

An important note that Donald Trump has believed, for years, going back to college, that the amounts Americans pay for imported products are actually one-direction transfers of value from America to some other country, which is not true in any sense, but its why hes tariff otaku

I don’t think I will ever actually understand Epstein’s actual function in elite society. The scope of it is so unbelievably broad

…yes.

It can make sense to delegate things to newcomers even when it takes longer to explain the task than for you to do it yourself. That’s because you need to eventually develop the person to become useful. With AI, there are no such benefits. If it takes a long time, that’s just cost

Oddly, this is easily the most-talked about halftime show (before it was actually performed) ever. Second place was perhaps Michael Jackson? (I’m just measuring by my impressions, and yes, I am that old)

Everyone knows racism started in 1843 when Ada Lovelace published the first computer program

Plenty of other reasons this is dumb but it is not hypocrisy! Morality does not require that you keep cooperating if your partner in the prisoner's dilemma always defects.

What would an anti-gerrymandering bill look like? Would it work?

There are a lot of folks, including on the left, sanitizing these equity stakes right now by speaking of them in mostly abstract terms. We do not live in an abstract world. It’s obvious these moves are not thoughtfully designed, with careful consideration for circumstances and appropriateness.

The way ladies are taking this claim at face value is the female equivalent of male novelists writing ~”Rebecca’s breasts perked up when Frank entered the room.”~

The average new Toyota is $43,000 now. It’s in practice it’s a luxury car now United States Average Transaction Price: Maker: Toyota | Economic Indicators | CEIC www.ceicdata.com/en/united-st...

I see the connection because I have personally heard people speculate in front of me that the different races represent different stages of evolution with the darker and hairier and presumably less-intelligent races being closer to apes People really believe this

As a fellow neoliberal I am happy that Briahna Joy Gray is articulating the wonders of capitalism providing working women a wide variety of tasty foods that free up their time. I can’t wait till she’s able to order a burrito drone drop using repurposed Predator technology

Farfelle!!!!!! An abomination no matter its composition! Try other whole-wheat pasta.

I love how it’s just Tim Scott’s understood job to be the guy who everyone has to reach out to for comment whenever Trump does anything egregiously racist www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

Maybe he had intended to share a clip from “The Wizard of Oz.” There are any number of bad-faith possibilities that could account for it. Maybe he was hacked by China. Maybe JD Vance grabbed his phone

The EU Commission is a random foreign taxation machine masquerading as a regulatory body

If there was no remote assistance ability you'd complain about that too. It's either "there's a safety risk because there's no human in the loop!" or "haha it's actually a mechanical turk bc there's a human in the loop!". In reality, this is pretty much what responsible AI looks like.

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Print it you cowards

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