i remember a few years back seeing some infographic from Coal™ on why its better than renewables and one of the factoids was that renewables require hiring so many more people. and i was like wait a minute but before, you said,

little hats for dogs

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

do you think people living in the Mirror Universe opposite ours are ever like “I’m so tired of everything not being a scam! I wish we had more discourse! I have too many rights!” and do you think we can kill and replace our doubles there without the Screaming Ones that exist between worlds noticing?

I wonder why they changed the name

my mom had a phase where she literally carried adhesive back 3M wall hooks in her purse and installed em without asking at places she frequented 😅 mostly just the women's rooms at various doctors offices, doing the lords work as far as I'm concerned

[talking to Sabrina Carpenter in the buffet line at the Swift-Kelce wedding] yeah like ideally you’d start with Trails in the Sky but i started with the Crossbell games and that was fine too. it’s really up to you

Really funny end to that article though. The NPR writer cooked here

i am first lady make myeme for this

I keep seeing this in the wild and I remember making it on InShot in like 2020 because of the weird font and rounded flag corners

🎵 i'm with mister mountain king, mountain king, mountain king / i'm with mister mountain king in his big stupid hall 🎵

You can’t buy me, hot dog man

self-portrait dinner plea from my 5-year-old

I think Jaws is nice and just needs a girlfriend and a nicer employer

An absolute all-timer of a canva graphic there

Be careful what you wish for

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

He sure was.

Every line of this poster is more baffling than the last, it stopped me dead in my tracks

the millennial song discourse is stupid but also the answer is surely NOOKIE_(EXPLICIT)_K0RN.mp3

Happy Mother's Day

there's suburban navel gazing boy what a looker this lady is! i'm a bit sad but that's okay i'm here to perform for you and that's what a community is new york city baby!

Thinking about this again also and I forgot to say that this character is explaining this to Gabumon specifically. Again no apparent reason for any of this.

I like that Kamala Harris has become a symbol for constantly talking about climate change and LGBTQ issues and Zohran Mamdani has somehow become a symbol for only talking about road maintenance when neither of those things is remotely true and we just saw them a year ago and should know that

The anti-psychopharmacology movement is an unending wellness grift deployed as perpetual rhetorical cover fire. It’s designed to separate people from the tools they need to survive and convince them their inability to do so without medical help is reflective of a personal failing.

Me, time traveled to 1995: yeah a lot of well off people were feeling pretty aimless and self-satisfied around now. Sort of frustrating to think about. The medieval peasant I took with me: Pacino *and* DeNiro?! In the same film???

personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.

The world’s "safest" AI provider now runs on the world’s dirtiest data centre: Musk’s Colossus. Powered by 35 methane generators, most unauthorised. A massive slap in the face to locals - led by @keshaunpearson.bsky.social & co - and to all those who thought Claude was the responsible choice 🙄🤢

also

I love it when JRPGs do this

Goddamn man you should not put this shit out under your own name

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

dukat: major, i know you’ve made it abundantly clear you want nothing to do with me, but i really do think we are meant for each other, and i finally realize what will convince you of that: let me tell you about that time i fucked your mom

dukat be like: mAjorrr, i simply *loved* having sex with your mother. goodnight! he is playing 24th century dozens and kira cannot handle it

With the release of his twangy bro-power anthem "My Wife and My Truck Don't Get Along", rural troubador Carlin McRib is being hailed as the latest in a long line of truck-positive musical acts, joining such esteemed company as Tyler Trailer and the Hitches, Josephina Tires, and The Rusted Chevy Boys

They hacked Canvas during finals week. This is why the faculty need a secure ballroom.

this absolute king has been goofing off on the Internet for longer than most of you have been alive 🫡🫡🫡

to celebrate my birthday I thought I would post my favourite mayoral birthday story from the man himself, get well soon king, we’re all praying for an outcome for you, love, nova

sure, I think they're good designs I guess? not really my thing

I assume this is what a moderator imagine when they ban somebody for criticizing them

I don't want a strong republican party, or any party. Instead to be ruled by the firm, guiding hand of our wisest lesbian, selected through a series of trials and eagle-based games of chance. I want her to allowed to select who lives and who dies and I want her to have a sword made of ruby and bone.

NIXON: And the goddamn uniforms — disgusting, so many variations, you don’t even know who’s playing [REDACTED] HALDEMAN: Awful, sir, but they make money selling the alternates

i'm sorry but this is so fucking funny