having sex with an influencer and they do the asmr finger rap against your dick before hey let go of me I have three minutes of material left come on

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Inside of me is an extremely dumb guy and a relatively smart guy, and the smart guy is so fucking sad, just a mess. So he mostly lets the dumb guy run things. At least the dumb guy can get up in the morning, you know?

WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!

Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??

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This seems right - Bari Weiss works for the Ellisons, not for Trump. In general, I think a weakness of a lot of analysis of this political movement is that it treats Trump and MAGA (and their equivalents elsewhere) as principals rather than agents. theintercept.com/2025/12/22/b...

I gave no one advance notice. They each consume a minimum of five bottles of wine and one whole ham

Bringing my favorite swordsmen Jacek and Yaroslavl to Christmas Eve dinner

this is kind of like how Henry Kissinger dated a bunch of actresses and models in the 70s

joining the great machine consciousness

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

Hey not to be a broken record, but I am thinking of this again, and what an absolute fucking scandal it is for the New York Times to say "big deal, and what are you going to do about it?" to the news that a useless highly paid fuckhead of theirs was in league with the world's worst pedophile & lied

soon-yi its not too late to take out a bad husband and a bad parent in one shot

holy shit look at this dude wakeboarding in jeans

A 1940 character design sheet featuring crack reporter Lois Lane for the fabulous Fleischer Studios Superman cartoons, with a particularly fetching Aviatrix costume on display.

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

coming to terms with the fact that I peaked seven-plus years ago

that one oomf who got transformed by the corruption

Lol

I dont post about my art too much but im EXTREMELY proud of this show by my fellow members of our collective. A Zillow House of Leaves filled with incredible art that you can explore in 3D donotresearch.substack.com/p/levels-of-...

My informal and non-scientific analysis is that quite a lot of people want a thing to happen

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

Bad Doctors, by James Ensor. I get a kick out of this. I have known some Bad Doctors.

i watched WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... nearly every single day of my sophomore year of high school. an extraordinary film about the blurry lines of friendship and romance and how what you want from them both changes over time and also has a core that doesn't ever really change

Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics. Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.

Not to jump to conclusions, but the killer is a Trump supporter. This is civil war. Everyone who mocked Rob Reiner or his tweets should be fired or impeached. If there isn't a building named after him at the local college, we defund the business school and replace it with the Department of Femdom.

Dudes Rock Royalty

as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons

also you can achieve samsara by going on Love Island, which seems off to me

somehow I only just learned this but last year they added Samsara to the Sims 4?

has she had, you know (gesture pulling apart my femur) …the surgery?

I think the thing about these AI coke/mcdonalds ads is that I don't think they are inherently more soulless than any other ad for mcdonalds or coke, in the sense that "an advertisement for the Coca-Cola Company™" is already at maximum soullessness. But dear god they just look like absolute shit

I’m not joking, there’s a part in this documentary where Al Jardine says “we weren’t Beach Boys anymore. we were Beach Men”

Cine2Nerdle #C86 Reviews: -1 Metrics: -0 Incorrect: -0 Final Score: 19/20 www.cinenerdle2.app some great choices of letterboxd reviews on today’s lmao

this is the only thing he's ever said i believe

As an epidemiologist and public health researcher, this is a move that could literally rescue the field. It's not often that real life presents a singular slayable Problems Dragon, but here we are.

@siphok.bsky.social: “We’re not learning from the past. Instead, we’re approaching this new era of generative AI much like we did platforms.” www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/we-g...

"Trump's taking the MoCA test."

honestly can't decide if they keep making him take the cognitive tests bc there's something medically wrong with his brain or if the dopamine rush he got from passing the first one was so powerful he insists on doing it every time he goes to the doctor now

English is such a beautiful language

why does my toddler have a baby yoda political compass shirt