Suggested: Why is the beast so rough? More about the beast's hour Where is the beast slouching toward?

Oh ok so it's DEFINITELY bullshit

the human imagination is not enough. we need to spend one hundred billion dollars to conjure ideas like "Ukrainian Sydney Sweeney"

Found this copy of Carrie for 25p today. Great cover - illustration and type. Anyone know who the illustrator is? Can’t find a credit online.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

ecclesiarchy priests DMing sisters of battle

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience

I love this podcast, @worstpossible.world and this is a terrific first episode to get into it. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...

This dishwasher is probably broken now. The reviews of every dishwasher on earth are: average 3.5 stars, 5 star review says "its a dishwasher no problem" and 1 star review says "this dishwasher shot me with a gun!"

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

This is what mine looks like

I feel better about this than the person below him who said "another ferret"

watching conclave and taking a drink at every dramatic sting

Stewart's performance as Jean-Luc Picard completely revolutionized what a sci-fi hero could be and the fact that he approached a role he initially felt little for with Shakespearean rigor raised the bar on that kind of performance for decades to come

"All of our guys suck shit so if this guy actually having good policies wins then they'll look bad" is the posture of all time

we really don’t talk about this historical counterfactual enough

As my old boss from the Bronx used to say, people are dying every day who never died before!

yes… ha ha ha… YES

if you're 30-40 and you see these colored stick figures on this white background you know how integral these were for the era. super excited to read this.

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

I will always repost "Wow. This dope is super – I feel great! Let's go look at the art!"

"That one banner of Shōhei Ohtani eating an onigiri that's in front of every FamilyMart" (the banner reads: "I was born in a country that has delicious rice balls") x.com/dailyportalz...

"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Student tasked with finding 'a math teacher' during the school-wide scavenger hunt" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Some kind of 'producer'" x.com/dailyportalz...

I did not have any of this on my bingo card, because a bingo card is typically just a grid with sets of numbers on it

very cool Home Depot, can we take it down a few notches

Happy Goosey Night for those who celebrate. Be safe, make mischief, and remember to leave candy out for Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the dawn’s light is early

(extremely I'm-trying-to-delete-it voice) DeBloppelgänger

Universal Century Earth Federation political cartoons where Dozle Zabi is riding the "Big Sham" labeled "Newtypism"

Remarkable case of false balance. Trump is disappearing people, blowing up boats, musing about third term. Mamdani wants rent freeze and free buses. “Extremes“

this has "10mg edible + dream journal" energy

Lily Allen: Born too early for Brainrot, born too late for normal TV, born at just the right time to become a feet pic mogul who feels counterculture because she knows what SomethingAwful is

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

wait it’s still going??

me: I didn't know Sandy Koufax was still alive! spouse: he may not be by the time this game ends

Koufax is there, let’s send him in next.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

day of the dead (1985)