Racism against Slovenians is so crazy. Damn your Disney ass countryside with its motorboat rentals and cycling tours

Thank you, Kristen from the New Hampshire politics group. I was wondering how a pro-Bad Bunny take by a bigot might sound

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

debuting my new heresy, “Protestants are a type of Muslim“

what do you MEAN peacock already removed the opening ceremony video >:|

Trump should be negotiating a "resign to stay out of jail" deal with Schumer and Jeffries right now but instead those two can't even fit the word "impeach" into their mouths. Midterms in 9 months, tell us what you're gonna do with that power.

Ken Starr is a truly definitive guy. You wanna talk about everything at once, just talk about Ken Starr

Kids keep talking about Discord when they should be talking about dis secret cord that pleased the lord

New Epstein documents expose emails with Ghislaine Maxwell and deepen scrutiny of Casey Wasserman as pressure grows over his leadership of the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics

seems to me we could all stand to think a little more of the original Doomguy, who descended into hell before coming back three days later

“libertarians tried to warn you about trump” is a statement created in a lab by top scientists dedicated to finding an alternative to “charlie brown had hoes” that has less wiggle room.

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need? CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now

oh FUCK THIS

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

Chiles grabbed a microphone as fans left the stands to say, “I stand with you guys.”

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

MARSHAWN

across the pond: Knobert Daft

sorry but the anti-woke bowl didn't book Nicki? oh it's grim for her ...

I need this poster on my bedroom wall

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

yall ever think about how major garland briggs's deepest fear was true and indeed its truth was foundational to twin peaks: the possibility that love is not enough??? now watch this drive

lone Justin Herbert MVP vote justified

FG kicker MVP let’s do it

I think it's very fun that they were like "idk here's Alolan Gaga"

Reminder that the guy who created the Backstreet Boys was not only a fraudster who stole all their money but he committed blimp fraud on multiple occasions

lol

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

This game cured me of liking football, I’m a sportsball superb owl guy now

Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck

it’d be pretty funny if bad bunny also called drake a pedophile during his halftime performance

guy who is getting angry at the bad bunny halftime show because of how his wife is looking at the TV right now

I’m glad they threw in gasolina for people who are 30 or 40 years old (me)

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

boutte boutte boutte boutte rockin everywhere

bringing my favorite super bowl twitter over

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

incredible that all the ads for the AI companies can be recognized in much the way beer ads in the 90s all had a house style. IFLS-core

we call the tribe from the next valley over the milk drinkers. lol yeah milk, like big disgusting pails of it, from cows. can you believe it? we always have a good laugh right before their 7 foot tall sons raid and plunder our crops

extremely telling that Anthropic thought everything about that AI therapy ad was desirable UNTIL the advertisement

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Seattle Kicker Jason Myers is *not* named after Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th and Michael Myers from Halloween. That's just a coincidence. In fact, when he was asked about it, Myers admitted that he always thought the character from Halloween was named "Halloween".

Seattle Quarterback Sam Darnold is, of course, named after the characters of Sam, Dudley, and Arnold from the TV series DIFF'RENT STROKES, which ended its run 40 years ago this year. So you can imagine, winning this one is extra important for him.

They got the big game on at the bar