[papa roach, “last resort”] shai gilgeous-alexander chet holmgren, luguentz dort

if your 1-2 hitters are on base 7 times in 10 tries, and you score 2 runs, I think it’s time for some other guys to be embarrassed in public

Logan Webb, unsurprisingly, is probably fine. having a normal “guys sneak some cheap hits on the ground but he works around it” start. So uh…Devers (and Adames, increasingly!) your move

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

If you are a Giants fan, the hidden treasure right now is Roger Munter’s podcast. He is deeply knowledgeable and a warm, decent guy as well. He alternates really good interviews with minor leaguers and shows with former Giants beat writer Kerry Crowley. His newsletter There R Giants is great!

[ancient Greeks sitting around a fire circa 600 BC] GREEK GUY: Idomeneus [Greeks mumble and nod in assent] SECOND GREEK GUY: Antilochus [Greeks respond approvingly] THIRD GREEK GUY: Diomedes [Greeks cheer and clap]

EVERYONE I KNOW: i would like to use my expertise to make work that i already know people like to read, for a living wage :) IDIOT IN 400 DOLLAR JEANS: No <3

It's not about left or right, or where you stand on the issues. Some things transcend even these sorts of divisions, because they are about something bigger. Every American is ready to not watch Deni Avdija play basketball for a while.

speaking of the depths of hell...rafael devers, how's it going, man? you need a water? you need some affirmations? what's up?

Trea Turner just now with a true “my team is in the depths of hell and the only way out is to keep going” play

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

Introducing, coming to Winnipeg this summer: Other Places Books. A bookstore specializing in science fiction and fantasy. opbooks.store

"thanks its just onions" honestly one of my favorite things to say

Ok just thought of something even more cursed: the Cherry Poppin’ Deadies. A crossover Grateful Dead covers/swing revival band.

medium-heat baseball take: if the Giants continue getting their shit together and none of the regular position players suffer a major injury, Casey Schmitt should be trade bait for a starting pitcher

just to put a bow on this: starting from April 2 (so skipping the dreadful Yankees opener and subsequent Padres series), Ramos is hitting .306/.342/.486 and Lee .315/.350/.466. Defensively I think they’re both fine, maybe still not quite what you want from Lee in a corner but not a problem.

a good way to understand Israel is that it has the manufacturing capacity to make like, two sodastreams, and the political capacity to make an infinite number of psychotic dipshits promulgating the idea that dead children are an unavoidable part of the sodastream manufacturing process

every new doohickey guy in 2025: all right. I'll do it. AI waifu Jodie Foster with H cups: I love you, onii-san

is everyone fucking stupid

ayo dosunmu?????

i decided yesterday i don’t think jk rowling wrote harry potter. she still profits so you can’t buy it still but i don’t think she wrote it. this is my conspiracy theory now, please join me.

I’m sorry for everyone who almost got shot at the orphan crushing factory but what were you doing at the orphan crushing factory

Klay trying to make it up to Megan

brother what. I’m on an anniversary trip. we’re at the bar reminiscing about horrible exes. what shooter.

feels unfair to put everything on them, but this giants roster is completely different when Heliot Ramos and Jung Hoo Lee are good

really need Patrick Bailey to figure out this hitting thing because he has an MVP caliber bat flip

Todd Golden? www.alligator.org/article/2024...

imagine losing to the San Francisco Giants

we all know I have no life, so:

Guy who wants to aggressively develop the Marina District not because he is a YIMBY but because he wants to destroy the Marina District (it's me I'm the guy)

it’s real good

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

marie glussenkamp perez, when you are bewitched by a selkie and your bones polished to ivory beneath the salty depths, don’t say you weren’t warned

was it a good season? no. was it an entertaining season? also no.

This Is How You Lose The Hundred Years' War

if you are a Marxist academic do NOT have kids

his feet are light and nimble. he never sleeps. he says that he will never die. he guards in the post and on the perimeter and he is a great favorite. he never sleeps, draymond green. he is stealing, stealing the ball. he says that he will never die

This seems very new but is sort of what reading the Iliad is like

kind of intrigued by the idea of holding global democratic votes for what we name stuff on celestial bodies and the resulting future where all the moons in the solar system are MESSI-1 through MESSI-996 and every crater on the moon is named after a kpop star

Technically you do have to hand it to him. the pope is definitionally weak on crime. it’s kind of his thing

showing this shit to Martin Luther and watching him break the sound barrier rushing to the church to get that shit off the door

chag pesach sameach mother fuckers

48 hours ago - we must coup the President via the 25th amememdment Now - Trump is sourcing foreign steel without even going through a competitive bid process

In my past life I represented a husband and wife who were under intense legal/media scrutiny. It became clear early that their interests may diverge and the wife got separate counsel. At which point she began doing a lot of shit like this to create daylight between her her and her husband.