Look at him jumping and thumping, sliding and gliding, with the fire power from the fire flower! Mike, they like to say my generation played against plumbers - how about this plumber?

imagining, very powerfully, a Glaswegian declaring DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

okay, now you’re getting mogged by the York fucking Revolution @sfgiants.com

when lucky jack aubrey has again outmaneuvered my heavier frigate with twice his weight of metal

this is both exceptionally grim and extremely funny

(the Spurs should call about Draymond)

just had some truly unhinged NBA trade slop cross my mind. almost fear to post it. it’s burning in my mind like some kind of forbidden eldritch seal

you're getting mogged by the fucking Red Sox @sfgiants.com

NEW: This afternoon Anchor Union SF announced an upcoming “drink-in” to rally support for the shuttered brewery’s new billionaire owner to hire back the ILWU-repped workforce that had been brewing steam beer on Potrero Hill until Sapporo unceremoniously closed the iconic firm in 2023.

I know there’s a lot of blogs about the Giants’ quickly developing case of franchise-wide doodoo ass, but you should really make sure you read this one.

what do you believe in? say it outloud, say it with your whole chest. if you can’t do that, you don’t actually believe in anything except being a weak coward that somewhere deep down knows exactly why what you’re doing is wrong

wow, such bravery to write your little Bible verses on your cap and then not explain why you did that bsky.app/profile/gran...

I barely remember Giants baseball before Mike Krukow, and if this is a preview of what it’s going to look like after him, I don’t want any. (From ann killion’s excellent piece www.sfchronicle.com/sports/annki...

You're scrolling Reels and see a beautiful woman revealing the true ingredients in processed food. Into a beaker she pours: corn. The beaker fills, then overflows. She pours on. The corn covers the table, spills onto the floor. She can't control the corn now. An avalanche of corn floods the studio

this also makes the giants and their leadership look even worse. deal with your team in house so someone else doesn’t have to step in because you can’t actually manage the players

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anyone else remember a short-lived Saturday morning cartoon called Mutant League Football? well you’re about to

honestly, a contender for the best baseball tweet of all time. pretty sure we didn't have any update at all between them.

WELL IF THE PRESIDENT HOSTING COMBAT SPORTS ON THE FRONT LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE ISNT THE BEST TIME TO REMEMBER A GUY THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS

If you’re at the zoo, any kind of animal sanctuary, put your hand inside the wildcat cages. Their cats are your cats now

Brooklyn’s going nuts, I just went to the zoo and walked out with a Pallas’ Cat, they’re not even checking

the new NBA market inefficiency is Hatred

a special congratulations to the name “Jalen” for renewing its option on another generation of newborns to come

[emerging from a tunnel slathered in filth and standing shakily in the pouring rain] Bing Bong

Just now reading about this and man I'm thinking about Solomon Bates, who played alongside almost all of these guys in the minors, and who came out as gay when the Giants released him.

In a world with too many of those kinds of assholes, let’s remember the work of the late, great Rod Beck.

Brady nailed it. think I might finally be out on this coward-ass team. life is short and full of other diversions.

@colemk.bsky.social hey man, i imagine the mailbag is going to be full of questions about the hats and the bible verses. the question i would love Alex to ask Buster Posey: if he is in the memory-making business, what memories does he think the Giants made on Pride night 2026?

this is the worst I’ve felt about the giants all year and that is fucking saying something

fix your hearts or die you fucking bozos

lotta posts about landen roupp. he must be pitching a very good baseball game, and not doing anything fucking stupid

I hope Amal doesn't mind that I share this portion of her Nebula speech here. I think it's important. And not just for authors. For everyone.

I have been derelict in this announcement, and in the emails which ought to have long preceded it - but the full schedule of panels for @4thstreetfantasy.bsky.social is now available! Selected panelists, your inboxes are no longer a place of honor! 4thstreetfantasy.com/2026-program...

Castle had the step, if that doesn’t get tipped it’s a layup. Karl-Anthony Towns game saving defensive play in the swing game of the NBA Finals. The draft scout was right all along

when the first groupchat was created, the first duplicate groupchat minus that one annoying guy was created. this is the root of all human conflict. this is eris and her golden apple

I can finally nuke my twitter. the group chats are coming here, but i’ll have to find a new way to sample inscrutable fandom beef and the worst basketball takes you’ve ever seen

update: he indeed didn’t know what “goy” even meant. I fuckin hate it here dog

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

I believe in god now. idk which one. One who knows ball.

attention all knicks fans:

believe we have definitive proof that wu tang clan ain’t nuthin ta fuck wit

im yelling

some kid in a basketball discord just referred to something as “goyslop” with no idea what it meant. real jump scare. honestly 50/50 on if he even knows what a goy is

totally accidental flail, they would probably let it go as a common foul but there’s no way they can after missing the game 3 flagrant twice

the really unbearable part about a “whistle tightens up” game is when the team that was slower to adjust finally catches up and you get a whole second FT parade

haven’t checked the giants since they were down 5-1 in the 6th or whatever it was. time to take a big gulp of coffee and fortify myself against another lackluster loss

the bad mojo was more than trump