OKC wins in five if he does this.

No one is gonna pay for this shit.

I approve of the Dems' response to this, though

TORV

welcome to bluesky. you will be assigned one of two favorite movies, Heat or Michael Clayton. there are no others.

So refreshing.

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

I just finished Andor and I am JACKED.

UFC is a vice, it's something you enjoy at a shitty bar at 11:30pm, not on the White House lawn.

CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED

getting eaten alive by a swarm of these silly lil guys

H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event

Because I've been watching Sports Bluesky having so much fun these past couple days, I've decided I'm gonna try to get into soccer. With this in mind, I'm happy to report I am now a fan of a fourth-tier German team, Babelsberg 03. As a Dallas Cowboys fan, I need a team I can feel good about.

any time i’ve seen the clip of dan soder and will sasso doing “macho man reads charles manson quotes” over the last few days i lose my mind. soder’s chappelle impression is delightful, too.

These guys really hate cans! Stay away from the cans, Mr. President!!

We are chasing novel gustatory experiences, brother.

Saturday.

MF out here complaining about the decadence of the professional class and using a phrase like "gustatory experiences".

Miller is garbage and I'll happily die on this hill.

congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump

Lord help me, I did the whole thing

Coulda had Ben Wikler.

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Grandpa is going to throw tantrum lol.

Every time someone tries to drag some weird regional pizza, I am like, I would eat the shit out of that, I do not care, it is some combination of bread, molten cheese, sauce, and meat. It is all good as hell.

This is so painful.

I maintain that there are no bad forms of pizza, only weak people.

The Ultimate Clash (baby_vs_hydrogenbomb.jpg) youtu.be/3fo_D8yCZHU

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NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

Gotta chase these fucks outta the party.

I recently watched an interview where actor /comedian Martin Short, talking about his daughter who passed away, said: “She did the best she could until she couldn’t,” and described mental illness as often being a “terminal disease.” We need more compassionate honesty and conversations like this

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

There was this great tweet from the late Obama era where someone said: it is weird to normalize relations with a rogue police state that kills civilians and torture prisoners but Cuba did the right thing

(getting convicted of a crime i committed) The government is being weaponized against me

This fucking guy..

And there was nothing that we could do about it. Babu Frik was a made man, and Grogu wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Mandalorians. It was real greaseball shit. They even shot Grogu in the face so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

It's so humiliating that we lost to these people.

I've read the manifesto and the San Diego mosque shooting is pretty clearly a Christchurch-inspired act of white supremacist terror