This "glory hole" you speak of, this is a pit for gladiatorial combat? Take Ungar to the arena. I will take on all comers until your mightiest warrior steps forward. When I finish him off your puny world will be mine

I'm genuinely curious what happens to the poop when you poop on the airplane

Do people really wonder why every mass shooter is ideologically incoherent? Just look at how confidently stupid the "intelligent discourse" is in this country

at its heart pokemon is about child labor and dog fighting

I wonder when we're gonna hear from Joe Biden

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

yes and it left me speechless

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

You ever take a dump and feel like the ventriloquist finally took their hand out of you

Today's service will consist of AI Charlie Kirk rapping about how tithing is "the bomb"

As a drywall contractor it's very important that I drive a quad cab dualie with 3.5 foot of bed space

this the whole crux of RFKjr - people keep whombling about his inaccurate bullshit when the point of eugenics is to sell people on the Righteousness of getting rid of Undesirables

Like it's good to point out that there's no evidence linking Autism to Tylenol or HFCS or green eggs and ham but more important to point out this whole project is a scientific fraud now advanced by our shambolic regulatory state to target social undesirables

There are so many layers of anti-science, fraud, bad faith, and cultish in-group signaling over the "autism announcement," but maybe the worst thing to me is how even the more responsible coverage of this in the press goes along with the idea that "Autism" is a single discrete clinical entity

Usually when there's an angel in the Bible it's all 👁️👁️👁️ BE NOT AFRAID 👁️👁️👁️ but when they're in Sodom they're like Oooooh stay away from our tight holes

[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis

Guy who's mad the biktarvy commercials are woke

Looking forward to our new Christmas broadcast tradition of The Christ Is Back In Christmas, Charlie Kirk, an AI generated holiday special in the style of Rankin-Bass animated specials that have been suppressed as deviant and obscene

R/mandelaeffect the gecko geico had a posh accent in my timeline

If you say “the Red Army defeated Hitler” every American within a 10 mile radius has their J Edgar Hoover chip activate and they immediately come to bust down your door and eat you alive

the Burger King in Yellow creating a whopper so profane all who consume it are driven to madness

The constant beating of a heart beneath your floorboards [ASMR to relax/study to LOOP 10 HOURS] - YouTube

man robbing a bank in new york to pay for his partner’s genetic engineering so they can fulfill their dream of becoming an astronaut. he’s outside the building riling up the crowd yelling “Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!”

My "I Will Not Be Hung Upside Down And Made To Eat Feces By The Four Apes" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t shirt

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died.

did you know the little pink dog from the end of pee wees big adventures name was "darla". and she was the little dog from "the burbs" and "silence of the lambs" as well

Hey look dude they got one in your livery

The sheer eeriness…it should be a bang barge, and it should slither down the canals of England, arriving with a fog as obscure as stone and bone-chilling cold. A single hooded gondolier pushing it along with a stick should summon young men within with a curling, skeletal finger in deathly silence.

there are approximately 30 million podcasts run by guys who believe “if you try to make life better for other people then i should legally be allowed to kill you” and every time something bad happens to them their fans lash out and try to get everyone who laughed fired from their jobs

what are you supposed to do when life throws absurdity after absurdity at you and then tells you not to laugh? every day some variant of “anti-seatbelt law activist dies in car accident” happens and we’re just supposed to keep a straight face?

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

This is the shit that is going to make me crack up. Pedophiles canonizing some nobody freak who helped build this death cult that eventually destroyed him. He made a career telling us that's just tough, that's just life, when our babies are gunned down in schools

Patel running straight into a wall with a road painted on it, Bongino confused and running right after to save him

Demanding that you respect and mourn a dead fascist who built his career on the graves of slain children, among other things, is just another grotesque demand of the numerically weak and unpopular authoritarians

On September 11, 1973 Pinochet, backed by the US and the capitalist media, overthrew Allende and his socialist project. Castro had given him a gun. The only time he used it was in an event where he killed himself. Modern communists should reflect and learn from this youtu.be/RJLA2_Ho7X0?...

I can't believe Donald Trump shot and killed Charlie Kirk

There's an important lesson to be learned here. If you are a stupid piece of shit who dedicates their life to making the world worse people will recreate the ewoks celebration when you die so don't be a giant asshole

Lift me won't you lift me above the old routine Make it nice, play it clean, hatman

(New Yorker style cartoon of couple watching TV channel that says LIVE with mushroom blossoming in the background- and outside their window as well) "Everything's just distraction with this administration. "

Observe from the crows nest? Sorry cap gonna be observing the Lord's day of rest

Before airbags the safest place in the car was driving with the infant in your to absorb force of the steering column

Looking up outdated childcare stuff and man people were really wilding

The US has slid from A+++ to A+ Economic Freedom Rating from the Global Index for Burger Choice after failing to jail a sufficient number of antisemitic undergrads and ban halal carts

Quite a colorful history of court astrologers, scheming eunuchs, mad monks, witches, psychics etc giving absurd advice to regents. Yet there's no evidence their advice is worse on average than the DC consultant class

The nations teams of elite operators work in the shadows, exploiting human assets and technology that the government will never admit exists. Their only vulnerability? A Regular Guy taking a piss and going to see what all that racket is about

She lob on my sperm palp until I [my head is bitten clean off]

My handler is sobbing, freaking out about being replaced by AI. I think anyway I'm not really paying attention too busy typing "anime booba" into chatgoonpt