You know they run that ICU like the navy

Paging Dr Sam Delaney

We're here for the pharaoh’s money, not yours. Your money is insured by a complex system of IOUs, occasionally chiseled into stone, despite the modern assumption that this was a simple barter economy. Think of your families, don't try and be a hero

Chasm. 1994. Scanned from a large collection of rolplaying material purchased in 1997.

Hey Lois this reminds me of that time I dropped my harmonica in the toilet at the Roseland Ballroom

It's funny when you can tell exactly what kind of Republican a toddler is going to grow up to be just by how they look

the asthma attack / light pole scene in hereditary hits so different with bluegrass getaway music dubbed over

submitted my essay on the utility of political violence to my handler weeks ago, still hasn't been graded

Why would Pittsburgh give up so many years of club control for a washed-up veteran? They’re not even in win-now mode.

There is nothing funnier than my dogs expression when I catch her escaping through a gap in the fence. Cartoon hound

Miners do not interact

I have zero memory of acquiring this and it’s driving me insane

PBS documentary narrator: Here in the Holy City calm prevails- for at least one night. Kirkians, Erikans and Candaceans alike, fast and pray, awaiting an answer to the last great question posed by their prophet: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

Just remembered. Snackwell cookies. Those were an abomination. Something a Great War veteran would eat to remind themselves of Passchendaele

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

You can always tell the international playboy by the way he folds meringue into the pancake batter

Aaarrrzzz - art by Philippe Druillet (1975) www.tumblr.com/atomic-chron...

met a guy once whose Mandela effect example was remembering the Family Guy being named Peter Griffith

our son

Dook nation we want to hear what you think, all the nuggets, clingers, mudpies, loggerheads and the smooth smooth snakes out there.. call in tell us how it is! First caller from Ft Worth are you shittin hard or hardly fartin brother

The daily wire is propped by robber baron money and now nobody cares about their debate nerd jack off shtick. the American right has moved on to a more florid psychosis. Bye bye Ben

brooo why do they always put a little table in my pizza box I'm not sharing this pizza with mice 🤣🤣🤣

the CIA picked people up in helicopters drugged them put on rubber alien suits and sexually assaulted them and turned them into public spectacles. that's the deal with UFOs. Next

BREAKING: Trump announces he will release Michigan J. Frog from the cornerstone of the J.C. Wilber building

severe intravascular bleeding

Happy Thursday from your two favorite sword guys!! Today on @thisguysucked.com I’m joined by the long-suffering (in terms of putting up with my insults) @profgabriele.com to talk Richard the Lionhearted! What a joy. ⚔️

if it seems like i post a lot about renewable energy lately, yes it's because i am betting the entirety of what hopes i have left for a better world in my lifetime into that basket

it'll be pretty interesting to spot the unanticipated knock on effects as the economy unravels. So I got that going for me

Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.

you're welcome sir your beshitted institution has done so much to foreclose on any democratic and prosperous future. we will make sure to write in the history books that you said uhhhh me no care special yacht bribe me just read old word say what really mean

We used to only shoot the messenger when he brought bad new but it's so much fun now we do it pretty much whenever

It would be a better strategy at this point to trick people into downloading the AI widget when they rip a YouTube video. Because I really don't wanna send an email that badly I'll just quit the whole computer

Notifications of new AI tool installs look like porn viruses from 2004 where you try to close the window and it just opens more AI

A lot of people aren't benefiting from SSRIs but it's because they need to be on an antipsychotic

Now hold on a minute son let me see what ya got there. I say I say, what ya got here is blood runes! Wicked sigils, son, ya see? You're never gonna read it like that. You need innocent blood, see? A suckling babe, boy!

The eye of Horus is prepared to attack me! AHHH!!!

Seems like an early 00s ad. Feel like this kind of non sequitur violent mayhem used to be very common. Sour straws commercial where an orangutan drives a jeep over old ladies with walkers

I can think of a way to improve things but you aren't going to like it

What know you of scaring the hoes? I was scaring the hoes when this world was screaming in its cradle, when the roots that bind us now had only begun to stretch out and discover themselves

This is how I find out they killed him??

Deals are not a joke to me

Foreskin and rusty shears ago

Gravity's Rainbow could be one of Osbie Feels films that come true. The hijacking of history, of reality, by drugs, sex, media, and technology. I don't think so though. It makes more sense that the central narration is a string of Pirate Prentice's surrogate fantasies

Et tu, Pepe?