"move men to the left with podcasts" what is this the ancient history of 10 months ago. get with the times men are woke again awouu

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

we need that big blender from the treehouse of horror where they're eating the school children

a planet’s rotation is how long its day be

loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake

Oh so this old bitch didn't have time to review space bug but he had time to chill at the pedo condo

it's crazy but people have families, even friends, or neighbors and some of those people aren't doing so good and when they don't do good it affects you, even if you're doing alright. an adjacent disaster turns a doing alright person into a not doing so good person

more information in her caption

Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Coming back to finish the job on Jeremy Renner

Patient is "crashing out" daily, got in fight with bus driver on way to appointment. Reports doing "great" on bupropion XL 300mg

I'll take a ponderous tome over the claptrap and ballyhoo that appears upon the televisor

When someone is said to be "under fire" for something, comments for example, it's really rare that they're actually being shot at

Me and the homie sharing a catheter call that foley a deux

Guy who gets up early to go to the gym just to take a shit

one of the Pod Jons (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a podcast): On November 4, 2025, the 46th Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney, my friend, died. He fucking died.

Christmas adventurer down

REPO MAN (1984)

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

they really kinda nailed it when they named the blimp

Drug and assassination cartel brutalizes citizens celebrating World Series

Anytime one of these bitch made cowards acts like they're doing the noble apolitical thing on a national stage never forget how many lives they gleefully destroyed as a prosecutor- always in order to launch their political career

Hm these people are not acting like they plan on having elections anytime soon

I gave your grandma ambien in the hospital and she keeps teleporting into the pantry to eat old coffee grinds

JD you don't get to be a Christmas Adventurer even if you ball the Kirk widow. By-laws are very clear

This cracker reminds me of Brandt from the big lebowski

My favorite holiday of the year, when scaring the hoes is not only tolerated it's encouraged

I would be friends with the guys from the descent I think

Back to muting commercials. What's old is new

Popular with friends? Why would I care what those knuckleheads are looking at

You can purchase a tranche of deez nuts

it's the great lumpkin charlie brown!

every single day a united states congressman writes a tweet that alone would justify the construction of a giant blender

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

me after a few small beers

honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)

The Mamdani campaign is not a socialist campaign it's not a Muslim campaign it's a campaign about being gay with your dad

Art by • Sébastien Grenier

This is how me and Mrs Homie met

Of course this is bullshit, but you SHOULD go to jail for posting 100 times on Facebook on a Sunday

The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it

We are learning now that Platner called Portuguese "wet Italians" which doesn't really rank with the other comments but will go on the pile nonetheless

[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate