“Labor is entitled to all it creates” I say as I steal another patients pudding off their tray

One of the core lessons of COVID should've been that state medical boards need to be much more aggressive in pursuing action against people using their credentials to build platforms platforms to spread misinfo. Bowden was one of those clear cases.

This is genuinely one of the most insane but also peak Obama era things to have ever happened. It explains everything that comes after.

Residency has fully poisoned my brain but it’s like crazy how little some of these email jobs actually work.

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

he was a labor boy, she said SEIU later boy

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

Brookline, Cambridge, Seaport

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

Fucking crazy how Iran and Hezbollah are gonna come out of this with record internal unity and support. Great work all around by team USA.

Infowars may be gone but there is still the entire rest of his life for something very unfortunate but poetic to happen to Alex Jones

Rider please stop telling the residents they “clocked its tea” when they identify lymphovascular invasion in resection specimens

Taco Bell mild sauce in my handbag

Me sending the requested changes to Reviewer 2:

Ironically in a way old med twitter is reuniting around this post for $0

Perpetual stew but it’s topping up my half drunk Panera coffee multiple times a day

Okay yeah Weezer is definitely the top answer to “which band’s fans look most like the band” Q

wife: honey, ronnie's wife texted me that at the bachelor party you scooped out all your insides and replace them with clockwork parts to become the clockwork boy? (deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso) me: ronnie's wife is a liar

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

This didn’t happen

How are so many other residents on vacation all the gd time

Liquid snake voice: that’s right dear brother, everything you saw was a false flag. With unprecedented national support we moved forward with father’s final project. Witness Metal Gear Ballroom!

beast mode

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

Myth: John Mulaney isn’t funny any more because he gave up drugs. Fact: John Mulaney isn’t funny any more because he gave up being married to a Jewish person

I have successfully separated the art from the artist. I am an artist, and I never make any art.

We don’t need stricter gun laws, we need to start arming and training every journalist. Dear Abby would have taken down the shooter no problem.

The OSHA inspectors are gonna shut down the consent factory. This is getting way too out of hand just for ballroom.

"To the stone age!" they screamed, while throttling their own energy supply

funniest possible outcome is they finally build the ballroom and it immediately fails at why they’re saying they need to build the ballroom now

you didn't relax enough on your first day off so you're already behind schedule

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

After another failed assassination attempt: The ballroom just got 10 ft larger.

I could easily make this up. What stretches belief is an adult who sets their thermostat to 90 instead of putting on another layer.

For $1000 I will diagnose your undisciplined breeder dog with neurodivergence and hypermobility.

We’ve moved past “this is not who we are”. Now the articles are “this IS who we are.” Boring. Where is the article for “this is someone better and you should all riot till we’re like them”?

This is the most terrified I've ever been in my life and you assholes should be ashamed. We're doing the same event next month btw

coffee is goated when grimly staring out the window imagining the future built for us by indifferent fate is the vibe

We should have the stocks but just for people who do direct to consumer marketing for pharmaceuticals

Making the ortho bro who wouldn’t sign his union card wear the rep scrubs from now on like the Scarlet letter

Sergeant Gannon Ken Van Dyke

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

in america the hospital will charge you $130,000 to keep you alive but you’ll get to watch as much TV as you want while they do it in countries with socialized medicine, the hospital stay is free but they make you pay $2 to watch television it’s hard to say which is better and which is worse

we are in hell

if I went around eating dead raccoon dicks and didn't die I might start to think germs are bullshit too

oh to be a fly on the wall, quietly rubbing my hands together while vomiting