Ordering take out and hitting the pen (lantus)

Am I too unstable to be loved or:

The children yearn for weird PS1 motion controllers.

Residency applicants especially pathology. Protip, if you want to stay in academia it’s a small world. Even if you’re not interested in a program be fucking professional. Don’t embarrass me. Answer emails etc.

Sadaam was no angel but the 10,000 Iraqi children killed in collateral might be

Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya

“I don’t think we should kill children” *crowd cheers, applauds* “And I also don’t think we should, through our own inaction, allow children to be killed.” *crowd boos, throws objects*

We will keep kidnapping world leaders until the seals get to crash a helicopter again

Just spitballing here but I don't think a free press would see it as their role to protect the US government

People being like, "But Venezuelans are happy about Maduro being gone!" have the memories of goldfish. IN 2003, the narrative was that Iraqis celebrated the U.S. invasion and capture of Saddam. Whether they were happy or not, invading Iraq was still the wrong thing to do.

Today we are all Sabine Mengele-Eichmann.

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

Give every other country a nuke to keep them safe from us. It’s the only way.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

i’ve tried to summarize my understanding of american hegemony as succinctly as possible:

if you were in college during your first “No Blood For Oil” protest then now is a good time to discuss with your doctor which age-appropriate cancer screenings are right for you.

So if in Iran I’m making a nuke yesterday

We line in hell

I say this with all sincerity: the rest of the world has to punish us severely. We should be an international pariah until further notice.

There was a leak but not to the media

Surely this destabilization won’t lead to a civil war that costs millions of lives. Surely we won’t end up occupying a country for 20 years then abandoning it

one has to wonder whether the peace prize was part of the whole deal

HES JUST MAKING IT THE 1980s AGAIN. THATS ALL HE EVER DOES

it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states

Regime change bad. Acts of war without congressional approval bad. This is surreal.

It’s letter of the residency contract when it comes to only 12 sick days but it’s totally vibes based when it comes to amount of call or scope of duties. Love this shit.

No one wants a big dumb thing on their head is pretty obvious. It’s why VR gaming will never catch on either. And re meta smart glasses, too many Americans need a prescription for them to catch on too.

Why is Curtis Sliwa able to perceive Zohran Mamdani much more clearly and coherently than any congressional Democrat?

My guy has afib 100%. Couple more years till HFpEF but none of us will be around to see it. He’ll outlive us all.

Let's not forget

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

LANCET: interacting with ragebait posters all day dramatically improves life and general outlook

W column

day one in mamdani’s new york

2026 prediction: Trump major health event Biden literally dead or brain dead Adam friedland network tv deal Sam Altman fraud story by propublica Bari out of cbs Usha vance publicity effort fails

Am I watching the “gay hockey show”? Come on guys, we can just call it hockey you don’t have to be pejorative.

poetic license!

If you wash them in white vinegar you can extend their shelf life by 2 hours and the only tradeoff is that they taste like vinegar.

Rock solid evidence of a cure for Alzheimer’s published in Cell… *checks notes* Reports Medicine

If you’re looking for a great source of antioxidants, look no further than the exact 6 hrs where the raspberries in your fridge are edible

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side