My "Epstein's death was a 'Murder on the Orient Express' stituation" theory really racking up support this week.

Oh so this old bitch didn't have time to review space bug but he had time to chill at the pedo condo

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

The “high” importance is sending me. Deepak was like fuck this one’s a banger I gotta tell Jeff

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

They are literally killing the penny to distract from the Epstein files

Larry summers 70yo incel lmao I would kms if this leaked

You’re telling me Larry Summers was weird about women? Really? That guy? Never woulda guessed

Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.

According to Pornhub’s step-sibling index. Dryer entrapments are beginning to decrease

You can’t run the country “like a business” because “business” in this country predicated on the big fat government safety net to let them do whatever they want.

even if his brains weren't soft and full of holes and even if he werent dunning kruger and legendarily incurious you really can't keep electing people who have never had to run a household budget and buy things retail. you can't have people this out of touch running things. it's like a child king

Trump ran to the right and then just kept moving right. In 2016 he was still pretending to like lgbtq people

Obama ran to the left of the party and then tacked center Trump ran to the right of the party and shifted the whole party with him by staying there Look who’s legacy is actually going to matter

Why kids with ear infections need chiropractic Why cats with feline immunodeficiency virus need a Roth IRA

The dem calculation is not “how do we get people healthcare” it’s how do we get it clearly on the record that republicans voted against healthcare. Electorally good but people will die to make the point. Cant make an omelette though etc

look man. im the US-born son of an immigrant too. ill never understand how so many brown immigrants and children of immigrants are this delusional about who they are throwing in with. THEY HATE YOU TOO

Sheldon Whitehouse on Why We Must Give the Scorpion a Ride Across the River.

If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build

hey "superior" lake haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals the gales of November come early] oh fuck

they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation. they are bad neighbors.

Strip them of their committee assignments. Show up at their donor dinners. Heckle them and ostracize them. Punish the villains for fuck sake.

Half a day of flight cancellations better give up on health care for poor people.

And what do you call this act where you absolutely fuck the country and yourselves and shit on all of your supporters and the poor? The Democrats!

Also, really wildly on the nose that Hillary Clinton’s running mate is one of the 8 Traitors.

Leave it to senate democrats to firmly snatch failure from the jaws of victory during a week that started with a glimmer of hope.

CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound

[Me llamo Tim Kane voice]: Me llamo stupid bitch

Lmao the guy who called a college and demanded they doxxed their students? Actually that checks out.

I know everyone loved the Dhoom drop but discowale khisko would have been such a thematically perfect fuck you to the old guard dems

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

alright last one im done

More implausible claims from the social democratic left.

The Supreme Court has intervened to prevent food stamps from going out is one fucking hell of a dystopian phrase

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

In 1984 a yuppie was someone who earned at least $25,000 a year. Lmao.

I would respect the AMA if they audited the dogshit predatory med schools out there. Not just Caribbean and Hollywood upstairs osteopathic school of medicine but any degree granting institution that is taking 400k from people and skewing their match rate.

Medfluencers please stop advertising how many times you failed step challenge

Dysentery causes oregon failure

The rambunctious urchin with a heart of gold that I let clean my gutters has fallen in with the artful dodger

Manifesting someone charting the words “circumscribed PNES”

I’m worried that I don’t even know what normal bedfellows should look like.

Chucking sandwiches at pigs is now legal.

First, he ran *against* us, now he is *doing what he promised* - why does this man hate so much?

Cardiologist ordering another round of IV Lasix: Sic Semper GFR

Eric Adams is gonna pop up in the funniest place possible. Like 6 months from now we’re gonna find out he sold access to the Mamdani admin that he didn’t have for a free equinox membership

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Medicine is not a personality but R1 hitless Radahn is