It’s not a wise idea to make fun of a wizards wand

Who goes there?

Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean

Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.

It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

Her: did you really have to bring HIM into the restaurant with us? Me: excuse me HE is my emotional support jester and YES his presence is completely necessary The jester : ohohooo! Shall I juggle these meatballs for you my liege?

Felt cute might raid a coastal village later

The gnomes taunt me

In a perfect world where the HOA doesn’t exist

Can anybody help identify this bird that just flew over me?

Wizard: “I haven’t seen the barbarian in a while. Do you think we should go look for them?” Rogue: “I’m sure they’re fine. Let’s just focus on defeating this slime first ” The barbarian being released by the slime upon its defeat:

Never judge a book by its cover, except for maybe that one bound in human skin with a contorted human face on the front, you probably shouldn’t touch that one.

I am a wildlife photographer and I just took this picture

What was “the incident” at your mages guild?

Just absorbed the life force from my neighbor’s dog because I felt like it

As a celebration for hitting 100k followers on the other site I shall be live streaming oblivion over on twitch The stream should be starting on 6 pm central time this Sunday

“Are you a top or a bottom?” I’m a Sorcerer with 18 charisma and 57 hit points

Never kill yourself

Obliterating a minimum wage McDonald’s employee because they wouldn’t accept my expired coupon

"Who did this??” "I did!”

Just killed a leprechaun

The giant spiders in the enchanted forest are free you can just take them

Take a glimpse into a crazy fucked up world where dogs are made of slime

The amulet hates it when I blow weed smoke in its eye

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Kill them with fireball!

If an evil witch walks up to you and offers a mysterious potion DO NOT accept it. biggest mistake of my life!