How I’m pulling up to the function

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

Picked up a sword and it started whispering to me

This is where I post from

Wizards after hitting fifth level

Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this

whatever. i'll be pondering the orb

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Gestures to make you more feminine and elegant

Accidentally cast turnt undead

Its cause you're always pondering that damn orb

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself

TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!

I saw the crystal ball glow

I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal

Buy my sinister potion

A spellcaster’s favorite

Pondering the orb

It’s not a wise idea to make fun of a wizards wand

Who goes there?

Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean

Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.

It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards

going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!

I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

Her: did you really have to bring HIM into the restaurant with us? Me: excuse me HE is my emotional support jester and YES his presence is completely necessary The jester : ohohooo! Shall I juggle these meatballs for you my liege?

Felt cute might raid a coastal village later

The gnomes taunt me

In a perfect world where the HOA doesn’t exist

Can anybody help identify this bird that just flew over me?

Wizard: “I haven’t seen the barbarian in a while. Do you think we should go look for them?” Rogue: “I’m sure they’re fine. Let’s just focus on defeating this slime first ” The barbarian being released by the slime upon its defeat: