you must be prompting it wrong (using an LLM at all for anything)

yeah, we have 5 quarters now of ALL THE VENTURE CASH IN THE WORLD for OpenAI to set on fire OpenAI will need literal trillions from the US government money printer, there's no other source of enough dollars

A bubble that relies only on vibes, and number going up on the secondary market, can last stupidly long — look at Tesla, and Bitcoin’s repeated bounce-backs. AI’s problem is vibes aren’t enough, it needs constant MONEY, more and more of it every day. Vibes are a renewable resource, but money is not.

from the indictment: while this man was assaulting women in parking garages and threatening to kill them on his podcast, ChatGPT was telling him to keep up the good work chief 👍

OpenAI knows this is a problem. it knows hundreds of thousands of people are using their product to dig deeper into delusion and make the people around them miserable and unsafe. and it does not care www.404media.co/chatgpt-spot...

the worst outcome is, to be clear, Larry Ellison owning CBS, Paramount, CNN, HBO, Warner Brothers, and a part of TikTok, using the infotainment arm to fund another right wing bogus news propaganda empire that rivals Fox on the plus side, these folks are all incompetent nepopbabies and brunchlords

we need to aggressively rebuild a culture where men like this are afraid to publicly and proudly advertise their psychopathy

write it down: if Warner Brothers Discovery does go with a Netflix bid for Warner Brothers, you'll see Brendan Carr launch some fake inquiry into the fairness and "antitrust impact" of the transaction in order to redirect it to Ellison

hey on the plus side we live in a country too corrupt to pass even a baseline modern privacy law, and we just completely lobotomized our already barely-functioning regulators

Public smoking bans just got in under the wire, too. Younger folks might not realize how rare they used to be and how hard they were to enact.

I saw one guy who was proudly advertising that he cooked chicken breast with butter in his hotel room coffee maker to save himself like 20 minutes and a few bucks, believing this showed his dedication to the hustle and grind these people are not well

the LinkedIn hustlebros are exponentially more insane than even the worst MAGA-pilled Twitter weirdos or homeopathic alternative health quacks I genuinely feel filthy after like forty seconds over there

"We will force everybody to use the shitty software and their jobs will get harder as they try to unfuck what the program does"

I genuinely see 70 articles a week on every possible brain fart that stumbled out of Sam Altman's head and zero articles about stuff like, say, the trump administration's complete demolition of regulatory independence and consumer protection

just marketing people blathering, amplified by a press that treats our unremarkable rich assholes like they're some weird combination of king, sociologist, economist, and philosopher

is it possible for any of these guys to just stop fucking talking for like literally 20 seconds

cool

Politico management genuinely tried to argue that because AI is crafted by coders, not journalists, it shouldn't be held to any sort of journalistic ethical standards, despite being widely adapted (poorly) to do, you know, journalism

mark zuckerberg has set $60 BILLION ablaze since 2020 to produce nothing but derivative cack but because his unmanageably massive boomer sneaker advertising empire generates so much wealth, the press helps him maintain the delusion his company is remotely innovative or interesting

Now that PCs are becoming ungodly expensive (RAM price hikes because of AI demand, GPU price hikes because of the same thing, and CPU price hikes because AMD is greedy), I think it's now more important than ever to Make Your Shit work on Old Shit

The thing that really gets in my craw about Tim Sweeney's bitching over AI disclosure is that these are the same people who want to tell us how great AI is going to be for games. Like, which is it? Are you proud that you're using the tool or aren't you?

I wish the tech press would stop treating “AGI” as a serious concept. It’s a garbage idea, it’s the ravings of lunatics.

Forbes 30 Under 30 is the closest we will probably ever get to "Minority Report" style predictions of crime

We’re in the collapse phase of this bubble.

I have come to the conclusion that all gambling should be made illegal again; or at the very least, must all be conducted in person at bookies.

Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?

These people want legal clearance for murder at scale, and they can just say it out loud, in public. Meanwhile, in here, if we get a little colorful expressing our derision for these monsters, the ban-hammer finds us with a pointed quickness.

Last week @theverge.com published my essay exploring the limitations of large-language models. This week, that same essay is cited by a federal judge in Michigan to distinguish the process of human reasoning from what these models do. Very, very gratifying.

I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.

oh my god i feel so vindicated

A team led by University of Cambridge analyzed 183 fossil backbone segments from at least 32 ancient anacondas and found they already measured 4-5 metres around 12.4Mya. Their size has remained essentially unchanged since then. #Anaconda #Evolution 🧪⚒️🐍🧬 Paper www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

I know this art was picked cuz its GTA but boy howdy does it look like its suggesting a solution

few people more publicly displaying what it looks like to have ai rot your brain than joe rogan

Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.

like i said months ago: reopen alcatraz and fill it with tech billionaires. they must be stopped.

The reason you think A.I. can be therapy is that you’ve never had a good therapist, sorry that someone tricked you into eating Soylent before you tried bread

God what an unbelievably uncreative boring weenie. Just the lamest most stereotypical SV billionaire manchild. I'm actually angry at how lame this is - and of course he's recently backed out of this for *some reason*

Wow. "It gives me no pleasure to say what I’m about to say because I worked with Pete Hegseth for seven or eight years at Fox News. This is an act of a war crime .... There’s absolutely no legal basis for it.” - Newsmax's Judge Napolitano

Is that good?

Disney Plus uploading a version of Star Wars that's an empty star field for the first minute.

people getting their spotify wrapped today: it's a great time to switch to another service. spotify is doubling and tripling down on taking ICE's business and running ads. switching to tidal took me all of a few minutes and they made their own annual most-played thing anyway.

these AI systems routinely struggle to offer factual, basic breakdowns of the news stories they're digesting. And they still routinely just make up gibberish:

the AI journalism revolution continues to go great, thanks for asking

the amount of time and energy spent pretending the avatar movies are interesting is endlessly amazing

[to beat of LMFAO's "Shots"] Oink! Oink! Oink oink oink!

Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.

in texas, if you receive 4 moving violations in a year your licence can be suspended. i wonder how many waymo has already

man who works for company that does stuff other than AI and which will support him faffing around with AI for the next decade: AGI will take 10 years man who needs investors to pump money into his company which does nothing but AI and who'll get angry if AGI doesn't happen soon: AGI will happen soon

It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.