Long Live the Hero City of Minneapolis

Palantir: The Doubleplusgood Telescreen People!™

"I will have my vengence, in this life or the next" --Kristi Noem's puppy.

If I believed these things were happening, it would be heartening. The regime has to make false comparisons to AQI and Taliban etc. despite the lack of violent action or intent, because they don't know enough American history to recognize the Committees of Safety & Correspondence.

Frigid cold & murderous government. Not the present or the future we need. Time to shovel sidewalks, #MeltICE, and bring some heat to the fight for our neighbors — next door, in Minnesota, and all across the country.

[non citizens] [kidnapped, killed in prisons, yeeted away] [citizens] [gassed, pepper sprayed, blinded, murdered in the streets] [conservatives] there are pronouns in email signatures

"One day, your mom is telling you to be careful when climbing a tree, and the next day, she’s a seventy-five-year-old standing on top of a wobbly fifteen-foot ladder, dusting a chandelier with an old TV Guide. 'It’s fine,' she yells, 'I’ve been doing this for over sixty years.'"

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

As far as I am concerned, after Good was murdered, it was determined that the next ICE murder victim was going to have a gun. It would have been very easy to plan. ICE used their facial recognition app with Palantir/DOGE stolen data to identify Alex Pretti as a legal gun owner and killed him.

Dale is absolutely undefeated

This is the moderate position. The deeper truth is that we elected the Antichrist and he is now sending out the Priests of Moloch to make public human sacrifices in the streets to please the demons that possess him.

Those ALL LIVES MATTER people real fucking quiet right now.

Wait, you're saying an injury to one is an injury to all??

All those people downtown yesterday, no ICE involvement, and not one incident. ICE shows up in a neighborhood and now another Minnesotan is dead. It's pretty obvious who the violent outside agitators are.

To repeat: Abolish ICE.

In response to this we’re supposed to trust people who studiously avoid any mention of race.

Anyone can be an American, if they believe in the propositions and values of America. In the same way, anyone can be a Nazi.

It’s D&D night and we find ourselves in what appears to be a Trump golf course

Kash and Trump’s deep state

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

"And the wheels kept spinning after the car stopped! - Me to my grandkids in 50 years

I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white

This is disastrous. Call your reps. It doesn’t matter if you don’t live in Florida, call them because a rise in HIV cases there from these cuts will affect us in every state, and if Florida is having to make these cuts, your state might have to as well.

"He was abusing those children in self-defense"

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

“but the polisci literature!” Yea if we went by that none of the last 40 years of politics would be happening

Lotta people out there gonna be trying to eat slurs

Inflation is so far out of control that Pork & Beans cost as much as Freedom, even at Aldi

this motherfucker should run for president. not joking

If ya don't want political reactions in your factory Don't bring politicians into your factory Seems really simple

Your regular reminder that there is no legal path from martial law to suspending elections in this country. That doesn't mean there is no path. It just means that we need to reject the framing that the federal government has any legal authority to cease elections.

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Please share this even if you dont live in Georgia

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov

Be honest: as soon as you first heard the words "Homeland Security" you knew it was never going to end up any other way than how it is right now.

Arrested by ICE in Minnesota for being a Giraffe!

Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷‍♀️

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

If you see this, post an archer

[government goes Hitler mode] Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all. All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge

"Journalism is printing what someone else doesn't want printed -- everything else is public relations." ~ George Orwell

We are better than our institutions. Admittedly: A low bar these days.

It is weird how fast conspiracy theorists went from believing there was a plot by the elite government against the people, to defending the elite government from the wicked plots of the people.