calling my dick and balls "pinky and the brain"

#freedj @rooster.info

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

chappelle on how many helicopters he’d sell his soul for

Why don’t they call Bill Burr and Dave Chapelle and tell them it’s for the people and also pay them enough to buy 3 helicopters?

at least they’ll still have all the goodwill they accrued by firing a bunch of people for no reason

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

Pelvis impersonator

He has never made a titty cum

"rural voters" = white people and Reuters should just say white conservatives.

Polis remains a strong candidate for the Dem with the most negative WAR in the entire country as the governor of what has become a solidly blue state just an absolute clown, freeing an unrepentant wannabe election thief at the behest of a failing tyrant with a 35% approval rating

Squirrel, You'll Be A Woman Soon

If you're an atheist, how do you explain the existence of ghosts?

the philosophical heir to socrates, silently masturbating in a gamer chair

no, babe. you’re not “defending western civilization.” you are a dip shit

Way better than another 12 foot skeleton

There were many others using these two as shields and cover. That also needs to be made clear.

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

Previously: “Men don’t want to cry; it’s just one of those things. But in these spaces, we feel okay … and now we are all proudly claiming our tears, because for so long, we’ve denied ourselves the ability to be soft, to be vulnerable.”

Trump and Republicans are using a time-tested formula, says Haney López. “Act One is using a term that brings out strong racial overtones but gives plausible deniability against charges of racism to those using it."

Testosterone levels are the midichlorians of the podcast bro audience

asking abigail spanberger to visualize VA republicans as the democratically elected government of honduras and do whatever she would have done as a CIA agent

Federalist #42069 clearly states "heads I win, tails you lose", it's an Originalist position!

The indictment of @splcenter.org is not about justice. It’s an attack on free speech and a blatant attempt to silence organizations fighting to protect our rights. But intimidation won’t work. We will not be silenced. #StandWithSPLC

Procrastination Bonerpill

I don't know which restaurant needs to hear this, but 4 raviolis is not enough per order.

Oddly enough, not at all. And I'm a guy who carries torches and grudges for the Negro Leagues, AFL, ABA and WHA. Hell, for the Players' League. I'm all about upstart major league competitions. But LIV? Nah.

I don’t buy that people were fooled by Trump TWICE. It gives them too much grace and shifts blame. They were very familiar. All the cruel policies. All the violent rhetoric. All the criminality.

The original concept of DARVO relates to sexual violence, but it’s extremely helpful for understanding the Trump administration. They kill and harm people and then they blame those who correctly identified their violence as the ones inciting violence. Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender

Hot take: Elaborate camo patterns are only for wearing to Cracker Barrel

Steve Kerr spot on as usual

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

The United States is a very ugly country due to some very ugly people, and I'm very saddened by it

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

Here they are: our two top Iran negotiators. No diplomatic experience. In way over their head. Both with massive financial conflicts of interest, their fortunes tied to the Middle East dictators that make them rich. What a disaster.

WHO ELSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

should i buzz him in?

lol I know I know but using the same “we can’t know if they’re qualified” bad faith logic used to push Black people out the federal government applied to life saving medicines

Iran has figured out they can kill whomever they want so long as the US markets are closed.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

It’s all well and good for tech leaders to endorse UBI. But it feels convenient to only focus on a distant political prospect. The GOP, right now, is doing reverse-UBI (work requirements on SNAP). It’d be nice to hear more objections to that.

Happy Friday to you guys

Just so you know CEOs aren't valuable they don't need high wages, most don't do anything. Elon Musk is CEO of FOUR companies and he spends all day every day posting lies on Twitter. CEOs shouldn't be paid 10x the minimum wage. They should be paid the minimum wage.

Janet is the superior Jackson, do not @ me

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...