Jack Hanford the Manford
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Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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Real spill my jice energy. Oh god a democrat moved into my neighborhood Grow up
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Classic art of the deal
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about 10 hours ago
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Not sure I’d want to argue that disabled people can’t criticize the government but I guess I can’t stop you from being a dumbass
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Get hard with big naturals
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about 21 hours ago
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Gabe Ortíz
9 days ago
"Terrible things are happening outside ... poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." — Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)
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This guy runs on Legos Eggos And pornos with preggos
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papa shitbag
1 day ago
(eyes watering from bundespolizei tear gas fired into berlin anti-genocide protest) why can't americans control their government
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Discontinued Foods!
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15. Animal crackers taste like they were baked with the residue from the bottom of a can of 3rd tier macro lager
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
2 days ago
for every 10 likes on this post, I'll tag someone and tell them something I don't like about their posts
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/x/ Takes
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Cullen
2 days ago
ive been thinking about this alot. whatever big name ceo decides to start valuing the customer again is gonna be revered as a steve jobs business genius
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
3 days ago
the call was coming from inside the house on participation trophies for millennials
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Bro. You’re wrong. It’s ok. You don’t have to hold this hate in your heart.
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3 days ago
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Now you’re just making shit up
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/u...
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3 days ago
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1. It was six million 2. 3 million of them defected to trump 3. Had they not defected, Kamala would’ve won handily. Swing voters picked trump over Kamala. Punching left isn’t gonna change that.
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Melissa Gira Grant
3 days ago
per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
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7 days ago
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disc horse bot
9 days ago
I'm begging for Christofascists to add an ounce of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion to their politics.
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Radical Graffiti
9 days ago
"If they come for us in the morning, they will come for you in the night" Sticker spotted in Seattle
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mr. cannoli
9 days ago
kinda crazy i've just been lugging this around for 15 years, across state lines, through an eviction, through bankruptcy... it's just not something you let go
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In case there was any question about who this guy sees as his constituents
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10 days ago
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Bob Heller
10 days ago
I apologize. When I said, “Who do I have to blow to get some pork around here,” I meant, “Who do I have to pork to get some blow around here?” I haven’t had my coffee. Anyway, thank you so much for taking the time to speak with me today. I’m excited for the opportunity. When can I expect a call?
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10 days ago
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Paint me like one of your French connections gene
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11 days ago
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Pope Leo you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
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12 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
12 days ago
If you're a young person you have no idea how long we've all been listening to Small Government and Liberty stuff from the right. Nobody at all believed any of it lol
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What do you mean we need to bury the radioactive waste far from any population center? If you do that then the radiation wins
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12 days ago
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new year same muel
14 days ago
lmao
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We live in horrifying times but please keep in mind that things are being kept in check primarily by the fact that these Nazis are really fucking dumb
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14 days ago
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Emoji Caresser
15 days ago
Should be a lightbulb moment with some libs on here that you're to the right of Bill Kristol on this issue
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farner
15 days ago
driving ur car is now illegal. recording ICE with your phone is super illegal. being brown is the most illegal thing you can do actually
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Jonathan C Slaght
15 days ago
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
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Ordinary Notes
15 days ago
When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
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Kashana
15 days ago
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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UDHCMH
15 days ago
This could have been any one of us. Fuck ICE. Fuck fascism. And fuck Trump.
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Tina Smith
15 days ago
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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Craig M. Ranapia
15 days ago
This is probably going to demand a depressing amount of repetition, but here goes. If Renee Nicole Good was a childless foreign national, its still wasn't OK for a federal employee to straight up execute her. Begging everyone to not concede one inch of ground to this toxic framing.
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el camino acid
15 days ago
Famously, the Democrats are a party that has done a lot about ICE in the past and support eliminating it in the future
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404 Media
15 days ago
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
https://www.404media.co/dhs-is-lying-to-you-about-ice-shooting-a-woman/
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly
15 days ago
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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don’t be a coward
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@mayorfrey.com
dont be a coward
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
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Congresswoman Robin Kelly
15 days ago
I refuse to stay silent while Secretary Noem breaks the rule of law and terrorizes our communities. I am introducing Articles of Impeachment against her for violating the public trust, obstructing Congress, and self-dealing. Read my full statement:
robinkelly.house.gov/media-center...
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Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem
WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Rep. Robin Kelly (IL-02) announced plans to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem following the fatal shooting by an ICE officer in Minneapolis.
https://robinkelly.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/rep-kelly-announces-plans-impeach-secretary-kristi-noem
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atomly
15 days ago
it's so fucking heartbreaking seeing the stuffed animals
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atomly
15 days ago
secret police murdered a mother in broad daylight
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