Jack Hanford the Manford
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Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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Coach Finstock
3 days ago
What I'm getting at is there's a whole host of shit that could compromise this guy as time goes on. And considering he's spent most of his time selling Mainers on an illusion, it's troubling. I mean the bread has been baked. That guy is absolutely winning. What that means, I don't know.
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Jane
3 days ago
One aspect I haven’t seen anyone mention yet is that evangelicals just can’t read. It’s why all their Supreme Court justices are Catholics.
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David_j_roth
4 days ago
I take Jared's point but it's pretty easy to make effective reactionary genre movies. There were dozens released every year in the '80s and '90s, and some of them were decently good and/or widely seen. Craig Zahler makes them today. These guys are just unpleasant nerds who are bad at everything.
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Thembo
4 days ago
I think it's healthy and normal that the instant you post about this guy's weekly fuckup, a handful of very angry people instantly appear and start completely losing their minds in his defense. Say what you will about him, but at least he does seem to attract a lot of offputting weirdos.
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This guy killed almost a million people by shutting down USAID and this to him is by far the lowest part of his presidency
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Temp Login
5 days ago
Stop the count!
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6 days ago
I have always thought Biden was drugged most likely from putting his hands on his lector & I wished someone would have taken a blood test from him immediately after the debate but they didn't. Lectors must be wiped down immediately before any debate once on camera.
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Nothing pissed off the right harder than land reform
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8 days ago
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Great time to get into consumer law if you want to make buttloads of cash for no work
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8 days ago
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W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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8 days ago
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That and not having to be profitable.
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9 days ago
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It’s honestly incredible how much they eat. And it never matches up with how much they poop.
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9 days ago
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Danielle Smith and the Hurtin Albertans
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11 days ago
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She’s gonna get a ton of kids killed.
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Daniel Suitor
about 1 month ago
just submitted the last brief in this case. my only regret about doing 30 habeas cases is that I haven't done 50.
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Aaron Rupar
13 days ago
NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
13 days ago
I am a J6er. I was wrongly prosecuted for peacefully protesting. The only thing I did that beautiful day was jerk off at Josh Hawley’s desk because the day before he told me he was “totally cool with it.” I deserve to be compensated. Thank you President Trump.
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14 days ago
I gave mine the Andy Warhol treatment Oh yeah, and a little face and arms. I was going to have it smoking a cigarette, but it got too complicated 🚬 😆 🥸
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Jason, ex Inferis
15 days ago
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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Erik Hane
15 days ago
When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news
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Oh we doing smokefleet war again?
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Lmao
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16 days ago
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Goodlum
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She’s so fucking stupid I love her
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17 days ago
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li
17 days ago
[clears throat] ai is going to have the exact same economic impact as the steam engine
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Michael
17 days ago
the way to understand their complaints about the party being too woke is that it’s a bunch of half-dead octogenarians who can’t live with the reality of their complete and utter failure as stewards of the state and so have instead decided to blame their own voting base. i can’t wait for them to die
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Pick a bond from photos you already have on your phone
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17 days ago
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Invert a band Mama Gregor
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17 days ago
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mr potato
18 days ago
reading the synopsis of dumb and dumber while hitting it from the back
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Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊
18 days ago
Like this post if you remember hearing the hit song mmmmbop by Hanson and how happy it made you at the time. Retweet for uncritical support of Iran in their struggle against our dying empire.
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This is realer than I care to admit
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18 days ago
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Just so we’re clear these are the rural voters they interviewed
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18 days ago
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Agreed. Brilliant way to solve the male unemployment epidemic
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19 days ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
19 days ago
The fact that Matt Walsh basically only does "billions must die" posts now suggests to me that he's very much planning for a post-DW career and knows that as one of its non-Jewish faces he has a unique opportunity
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Asked my wife and she said midsommar
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22 days ago
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No✝️
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22 days ago
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David Ho
23 days ago
Atmospheric CO₂ of 340 ppm
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Mollz (ballz)
24 days ago
The real millennial song is JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW
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John hinkley jr in his prime
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24 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
25 days ago
I am speaking in support of leftism and I really don’t want to get into some shit storm about this because of some misunderstanding or comprehension issue.
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Lmao look at this dumb asshole
25 days ago
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25 days ago
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disc horse bot
26 days ago
Hazbin Hotel is better than Hazbin Hotel.
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Head of meta communications confirms that company is, in fact dying.
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26 days ago
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Brian Tyler Cohen
27 days ago
Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak.
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