Jack Hanford the Manford
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Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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One thing that would go a long way to ending mass shootings is comprehensive mental healthcare for children. I wonder what DSAs platform on healthcare is.
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Mary Gillis
about 2 hours ago
If you actually thought AI was even potentially conscious, you'd be arguing against them being slaves owned by corporations. Full stop. You wouldn't be saying we need to debate how to treat these slaves. Unless you're pro-slavery. In which case, who cares what you think, you're a monster, shut up.
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lauren
2 days ago
ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE
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I’m sorry but nothing sounds worse to me than dropping a I’d and then jd into look at tom holland
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2 days ago
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Sybil the Moth ~ Fairy Princess of the Mists VTuber
6 days ago
Wait, Amy Acton? Transphobe Amy Acton?
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I have never been more convinced that the ai bubble is real
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3 days ago
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Fuck yeah let’s go Bob sammich
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I watched my daughters head emerge from my wife’s vagina but period stuff is still icky
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Steve in Chicago
4 days ago
I'm really glad they're continuing to push on this. I know it isn't the norm to sanction DOJ attorneys and DEFINITELY isn't the norm to actually go for the heavy artillery, but multiple DOJ attorneys need to lose their jobs and ability to practice over this and should also be prosecuted criminally.
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rich traditions
4 days ago
i believe this was a blunder on their part. i have to believe that. but whatever the case, what can you do with people who tried to disenfranchise you and dismantle the form of government promised you in our operating documents? its definitionally an overt attack on our "country" as it is conceived
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Kat Abughazaleh
5 days ago
no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is
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ICE needs to be abolished and everyone associated with it needs to be so severely punished that people recoil in terror a thousand years later when they hear of it
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Me when my door dasher is at the location but has to wait for my order to be prepared
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Sridhar Ramesh
6 days ago
It's ugly and rotten-hearted to speak ill of the dead if they were a powerful politician who pushed constantly for war and misery. It's perfectly fine to speak ill of the dead if they were some nobody immigrant who was near a cop.
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Bibi just rizzed up baby Vic
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6 days ago
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026
6 days ago
Regular cops either. I know you know that. This is for the people in the back.
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rich traditions
7 days ago
we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it
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I am Watching You through a Camera
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8 days ago
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lauren
9 days ago
nice try, computer password social engineers. not today
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It probably isn’t great that two high profile democrats had to resign in disgrace mid campaign in 2 years.
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Ryan Broderick
11 days ago
Couldn't fit this into the piece, but the belief that the left needs its own oaf means that Trump is still dictating the rules of engagement. Believing 1) white working class men are the voters that matter and 2) that they will only vote for themselves is just MAGA with a different coat of paint.
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MFW I tell my dog she ain’t gettin any of my dinner but then I turn my back for one second and she’s already bout to climb up on that table
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11 days ago
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Kath Barbadoro
12 days ago
like just call your dad bro this is getting embarrassing
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Literally the only thing I care about now is finding her middle school love journal fanfic account
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12 days ago
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Now there’s a new sheriff in town
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13 days ago
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Taylor swift shot down united flight 93
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14 days ago
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Matt the Dad Dude
14 days ago
Laying back in the cut and waiting for the USMNT’s eventual defeat tomorrow before I start posting super serious about how some crooked pedophile corrupted a game run by other crooked pedophiles 😎
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Musicology Duck
15 days ago
there’s something deeply ironic about viewing this from the EPA
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Extremely funny that nature itself is rising up to fight fascism in America
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15 days ago
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Marching around in 100 degree heat in my big boy ski mask and bullet proof vest
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15 days ago
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
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16 days ago
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C-Bear
16 days ago
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
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Jonny Morris
16 days ago
Thought they'd save it for the semis.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
17 days ago
jesus was a real guy and he loved jetskis and buying jetskis. just like i do. just like my bitch wife wants to divorce me for
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I also need hundreds of billions in revenue or I’ll go bankrupt.
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17 days ago
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disc horse bot
17 days ago
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of jihad to their politics.
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Ernest Penfold
19 days ago
lol looks like the voters heard her loud and clear because DeGette lost her primary
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Matt the Dad Dude
19 days ago
All my homies hate the Supreme Court
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Mark Joseph Stern
19 days ago
I am stunned that the constitutional question was so close. I thought it would be 6–3 or 7–2. It is profoundly disturbing that four justices would allow either the president or Congress to rewrite the plain text of the 14th Amendment. This is obviously a good outcome, but the margin is alarming.
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Perry Bacon
19 days ago
newrepublic.com/article/2125...
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Democratic Centrists Need to Stop Saying “Both Sides” Have “Extremes”
Yes, democratic socialists are left of traditional Democrats. But they aren’t remotely as radical—or anywhere near as powerful—as the MAGA right
https://newrepublic.com/article/212517/democratic-centrists-need-stop-saying-both-sides-extremes
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Hard to imagine that doubling the price of gas didn’t impact attendance
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20 days ago
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50 Cent, Busta Rhymes, Ja Rule, and Timbaland will perform at Donald Trump Jr.’s members-only MAGA club on the eve of America’s 250th anniversary.
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20 days ago
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merritt
20 days ago
hey so if you hate how Fandom wikis are bloated resource hogs i just learned you can go to "antifandom.com/whatever" and it loads a clean, ad and video-free proxy of the page
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Paul Waldman
20 days ago
I'll tell you one thing, any Democratic 2028 presidential candidate who says they're going to "restore balance" and not fire every last Trump appointee on every commission on their first day in office doesn't deserve a single primary vote
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21 days ago
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Alejandra Caraballo
22 days ago
I think a lot of the online anti trans politics was a byproduct of the attention economy for influencers. It brought attention, clout, followers etc. to be vocally and visibly transphobic. Now that transphobia is so widely accepted again, it's the opposite now and chuds are doing this for attention
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22 days ago
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clyde bruckman's final repost
22 days ago
anyways so half this country has built their entire legal and law enforcement apparatus around enacting unimaginable cruelties upon black americans as often and as widely as possible, and the other half has built theirs around just kind of pretending that's not still happening anymore
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jamelle
23 days ago
thank you jd vance for helping instigate an ethnic cleansing campaign
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