I absolutely love this. Especially seeing Maiden and Wu-Tang on there!

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭

man morale at the AP is real bad huh

I remember getting out of college in 1993 and taking a business trip and being lent a laptop that looked like the East Germans built it and cost a massive amount. Don't even get me started on the massive projector from 10 years after that!

Loving that they successfully flew like 680,000 miles, re-entered the atmosphere in a vehicle engulfed in plasma and the issue is that the satellite phone (wonder if it’s Starlink) is the thing shitting the bed.

Can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to hire a bunch of dudes who watch Andrew Tate videos and are up to their eyeballs in DraftKings debt. Maybe the women who are graduating college and getting on with their lives can solve this little kerfuffle for us.

If you work, you owe your thanks to former labor Secretary Frances Perkins – the architect behind the 40-hour workweek, the minimum wage, unemployment insurance, and Social Security. On her birthday today and every day, America’s unions celebrate her legacy and leadership.

This is so well done. 👌

I have seen one good example of this plate

Two reminders: First, Robert E. Lee was never a general in an army recognized by the United States. You can annoy all the right people by referring to him as Col. Robert E. Lee, his actual rank. Second, the primary flag of the Confederacy is the white one of surrender. To wit:

I absolutely love that he's doing stuff like this, partially because he's learning about how a lot of the infrastructure stuff works and also because he's underlining that tax money pays for people doing the hard work to keep the city running. Gotta be great for morale to have the big guy show up!

Happy Surrender and Freedom Day! On April 9, 1865, Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia surrendered to Ulysses S. Grant and the Army of the Potomac. home.nps.gov/apco/planyou...

Morning! xx

every day we reach a new, unprecedented low, and every day the most powerful men in the world grab their shovels

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Not specifying which civilization has big Monkey's Paw energy

Noting that this is in Illinois, and I hope that my state does fuck-all to help her get back on her feet. Also, if anyone is in Crystal Lake and wants to have their local Kinko's print a Spirit Halloween banner they can put up when she isn't there, I'll go in on it with you.

I don't know how anyone can read this and not have an "are we the baddies?" moment, but I'll also never be able to put myself in the shoes of anyone who voted for Trump, let alone to give him a second term. Hoping someone gets through to him and finds a way to talk him out of it.

This is so cool, and when I read it, I absolutely heard it in Dolly's voice.

“Build me a news feature story created by a news program where everyone is working under duress. It should appeal to the right wing and be as boring and pandering as a book about JD Vance converting to Catholicism”

This photo was new to me (from before I moved to Chicago) and I love it!

Wondering if one of their remaining career employees did this with a thunderous dunk that would have made Shaq stand up and salute.

Turns out putting the country in the hands of an apocalyptic cult was a bad idea.

This is incredibly cool -- looking forward to checking this out next time I'm in Lakeview!

[Checks in on crude futures right after Trump finished the speech]

YouTube: *psst* 🙂: Yes? YouTube: Have you seen this? 👀: I have now youtu.be/nws1JQHBlJA?...

🎵[Outkast voice] The judge blocking funding's called Randy Moss🎵

Just thinking that if someone had this lettered on a piece of posterboard, every Republican I know would cross the street to avoid making eye contact with them.

We're about 8 years into the saga of This Fucking Guy and I still can't tell if: - He believes this shit unironically - He started as a troll, but it became lucrative and he stuck with it - He's a troll playing the REALLY long game and there will be a massive reveal. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

[Johnson's phone rings. It's his son.] "Hey Dad, Covenant Eyes just pinged me that you're blowing a guy?" "Naw, we created a fake award for Trump and we're going around the table and praising him and that's how Covenant Eyes interprets that" "Dad, it used the words 'working it like a runaway.'"

I really, really want my state and local government to pass laws that will prevent the state, city and county from hiring anyone currently working for ICE or CBP in the future. Don't want a whole bunch of them showing up as cops and prison guards when we get rid of ICE in a few years.

We need more members of Congress putting this in front of news cameras. ICE and CBP can’t be allowed to continue doing this.

New idea: When the Democrats take charge again, vote in a line item to buy every Gen X male a 3D printer, a Traeger smoker and a fussy, complex high-end espresso machine. Peter Jackson could help us out by putting out a Criterion Collection of Lord of the Rings if he wants.

Guess Dad was right all along. store.theonion.com/products/dad...

Just want to say, that's the first time I've seen an actual close-up of an ICE badge and the absolutely tiny font at the bottom that has the badge number on it. I literally thought they didn't have a badge number on them at all. The lengths they've gone to avoid any accountability are insane.

Hating that the judiciary's monkey house (the Fifth Circuit) just greenlighted this kind of intimidation. The Dukes of Hazzard was a documentary on southern law enforcement. Prove me wrong.

At this point I don't wonder how much insider trading is going on. I wonder how much policy is being made with the purpose of insider trading on it.

Thune wants to fund TSA and leave ICE for later. Trump says no. Trump now owns this mess. TSA = Trump Slows Airports

Absolutely beautiful. Looks like a Jolly Rancher that would mess up your whole day if you touched it.

A monologue from The West Wing, but from an alternate timeline where President Bartlett drank paint.

This is 100% true. Pay the TSA agents.

Hoping this clip gets run on a loop when they try to pass that $200 billion supplemental they keep tossing around. That trillion dollars is $7500 per US household for an undeclared excursion that most Americans don't want and each household isn't giving you another $1500.

Please tell me someone had money at Kalshi on the hard launch going pear-shaped.

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

Feeling compelled to watch Bob Roberts again instead of living it.

I bought a refurbished Meta headset a few years ago. I never signed up for the "horizon worlds" metaverse virtual space, but now part of me kind of wants to check it out to see if they have tumbleweeds blowing through it, a thousand Spirit Halloween storefronts or something.

Definitely a common thread with Mullin here, whether it's challenging Teamster president Sean O'Brien to a fight during a committee hearing or PISTOLS AT DAWN, RAND. Really hoping enough Republicans realize he shouldn't be in charge of jack shit.