Reminds me a little of @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social

The Russian Central Bank posted the exchange rate for tomorrow 👉 81.3765 rubles per U.S. dollar cbr.ru/eng

‼️ Russia: “Shoigu proposed convincing Russians to "voluntarily and happily" travel to Siberia.” I don’t think that’s quite how it happened in the past. 🤨 www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/s...

‼️ Russia: “Lukoil's Volgograd refinery halted oil refining on November 6” 🔥 www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/v...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Putin ordered a ban on vaping in Russia.” What are the odds that this leads to an increase in smoking “accidents”? www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/p...

‼️ Russia: “The government is preparing a new tax on imported goods to patch the budget.” Remember: It’s not the beginning of a crisis, it’s the middle of one. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/06/p...

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I’m curious to know how separate (if at all) “Freedom of Russia” is from “ATESH”

PHRASING! www.mk.ru/moscow/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Putin spoke about Russia's uniqueness” That’s one way to describe it www.mk.ru/politics/202...

‼️ Russia: “A new bolide was caught on video flying over Moscow.” They’re not sure yet if it was meteorite or space debris yet. www.mk.ru/science/2025...

‼️ Russia: “A fire broke out in Volgograd after debris from a drone fell.” Of course… www.mk.ru/incident/202...

I’m already humming the song…just waiting for confirmation

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‼️ Russian Agricultural Update: “The Russian Grain Union announced a quarter-reduction in grain exports in July-October.” Yikes! “Wheat exports, in particular, fell by 28%, to 18.2 million tons from 23.3 million tons a year earlier” www.interfax.ru/business/105...

The Russian Central Bank posted the exchange rate for tomorrow 👉 81.1885 rubles per U.S. dollar cbr.ru/eng

Here are the results of today’s Russian Central Bank 7 day Repo Auction 2.12 trillion rubles allotted With bids received for 3.13 trillion rubles Weighted average rate 👉 16.5274% cbr.ru/eng/hd_base/...

‼️ Russia: “DOM.RF will make a decision on its initial public offering (IPO) in the coming weeks.” They may postpone it due to the market situation. Quick recap: DOM.RF is currently 100% owned by the Russian government. www.interfax.ru/business/105...

My mother got a jigsaw puzzle at a yard sale and was working on it when I visited her. She held up 2 plastic baggies and informed me that the previous owners had put the edge pieces in one baggie, and the rest of the pieces in the other baggie. And I have mixed feelings about this. 🫤

‼️Update: “A soldier who escaped custody after being accused of murder and rape in the Belgorod region is suspected of another murder.” This murder occurred on 3 November, and they still haven’t caught him. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/04/v...

‼️ Russia: “Putin called the invasion of Ukraine "defense of Russia's sovereignty," as in 1612.” The tiny old man is terrified. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/04/p...

‼️ Kentucky: “Four dead after UPS plane bound for Hawaii crashes at Muhammad Ali International Airport” The number of fatalities is expected to climb. The plane was carrying 280,000 gallons of fuel and had 3 people on board. www.wkyt.com/2025/11/04/c...

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The music: *chef’s kiss* www.reddit.com/r/Catswithjo...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Counterfeiting of money continues in the Nizhny Novgorod region.” 🍿 nn.mk.ru/social/2025/...

‼️ Russia: “In the Rostov region, authorities have decided to implement strict austerity measures due to the refusal of loans.” 👀 rostov.mk.ru/social/2025/...

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s a light news day in Russian Media 😂

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “How Soy Sauce Turns a Man into a Woman” 🤦‍♀️ www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A rare 12-meter whale was washed ashore by a storm on the Far East coast.” ✅ A dead whale Points! www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A terrifying dragon-like orchid has begun blooming in Moscow.” “and it's worth fearing.” 🤦‍♀️ www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “A psychic revealed that military maneuvers have left Russia's enemies stunned.” & “Galina Yanko stated that God is always on Russia's side.” 🇷🇺: ALL IS WELL!!!!!! www.mk.ru/politics/202...

‼️Russia: “The Sterlitamak industrial complex in Bashkortostan was attacked by a UAV” Looks like debris strikes again! 🇷🇺: “the enterprise is operating normally” www.kommersant.ru/doc/8179562

‼️Russia: “Russian citizen Vyacheslav Gribanov died while paragliding near the Turkish city of Fethiye” ✅ Someone dies mysteriously while paragliding Points! www.kommersant.ru/doc/8179518

Reminder: Most Russians have Monday & Tuesday off this week.

‼️ Russia: “The first foreign automaker has lost the right to buy back its Russian plant.” 👉 Mazda They sold their stake 50% stake to Sollers Manufacturing RUS with a 3 year buy back option. “Mazda did not request to exercise the option, according to Sollers” www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/03/p...

Meanwhile in Russia… “An elevator fell from the 13th floor of a residential building in Moscow.” 😬 I keep warning people about these elevators www.mk.ru/incident/202...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A doctor reported on the potential harm of dried fruits.” 😏 www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

‼️ Russia: “Vnukovo Airport reported a baggage delay on a flight from Turkey.” Here we go again… 🇷🇺: WHERE’S MY LUGGAGE! 😡 🇹🇷: 😈 www.kommersant.ru/doc/8179368

‼️ Russia: “The Russian government has imposed a ban on the export of industrial sulfur, which is necessary for the production of mineral fertilizers, until the end of the year.” Fun Fact: Sulphur is a byproduct of oil refining. www.interfax.ru/russia/1056115

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Did everyone watch Part 3? youtu.be/wVVVppQMDiY?...

This just in from the Tuapse Marine Oil Terminal…

Meanwhile in Russia Occupied Ukraine… “A rabid marten attacked winemaker Pavel Shvets in his sleep.” ✅ Rabies Points! www.mk.ru/incident/202...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Sex toy sales nearly quadrupled in October” So at least one business is booming www.mk.ru/economics/20...

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “Targets for Poseidon strikes in the US and UK have been announced.” Per usual 🇷🇺: NUKES! www.mk.ru/politics/202...

“Russian tourists are striking at a Cuban hotel, defending their right to a quality vacation.” After Cuba was hit by a hurricane. 🤔 So *checks article* at least 15 if them know how to protest www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A Ufa woman brought a dildo to her divorce proceedings as evidence.” Okey Dokey www.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Kitchen and sofa manufacturers are returning to the shadows.” ✅ Expansion of the black market www.mk.ru/realestate/2...

‼️ Russia: “Zakharova said Trump would "break his campaign promises" if he hands over the Tomahawk to Ukraine.” 😂 He can add it to the pile. www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/01/z...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Russian serviceman Alexei Kostrikin, accused of murdering a resident of the village of Novaya Tavolzhanka in the Belgorod Region, raping his wife, and committing robbery, has escaped.” Just imagine what happens when they all come home! www.moscowtimes.ru/2025/11/01/v...