🇷🇺: Starts a war in Ukraine, killing & capturing hundreds of thousands, forcing Russian passports on many in occupied territories, and causing many to flee 🇷🇺 Media: *gasp* Ukraine’s population has dropped 🇺🇦: And you canceled your census www.mk.ru/social/2026/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A tornado passed through the Krasnodar region.” ✅🌪️ Points! www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Traffic police stopped a pig without documents.” 🐖 www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Meanwhile in Russia… DANGEROUS GIANT TICKS! www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A major fire is being extinguished at a wood processing plant in the Sverdlovsk region” 🔥 4,000 square meters And several things seem to burning tass.ru/proisshestvi...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A deer escaped from a zoo and frightened residents of Perm.” Oh deer…🦌 ✅ Something escapes from a zoo POINTS! www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

🧠: It looks like store brand Bobby Flay & Burt Reynolds wearing outfits that remind me of curtains or mud flaps. We’re all just a strong breeze from getting Flay flashed. 😳: I think a snag on a door knob or a drawer handle & Burt’s pants might rip all the way off! www.reddit.com/r/fashionhis...

If someone breaks into my home and starts 👉 raping & killing people 👉 steals the washer, the toilet, and THE KIDS 👉 and REFUSES TO LEAVE I too would find it difficult to come to agreement l LAVROV! www.gazeta.ru/politics/new...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Putin: Finland joined NATO in hopes of snatching something from Russia” Putin’s dream of rebuilding the Russian Empire? 🇫🇮: 😎 www.gazeta.ru/politics/new...

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “At a press conference following Victory Day, Russian President Vladimir Putin declared that the conflict in Ukraine was nearing an end.” Day 1537 of Russia’s 3 Day War www.gazeta.ru/politics/202...

Anyone spot him? Was he a no show?

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “Streamer Maddison says he's losing confidence in his anus.” Okey Dokey www.gazeta.ru/tech/news/20...

‼️ Russia: “Former Wagner fighters marched in the Immortal Regiment in St. Petersburg with a portrait of Prigozhin.” 👀 www.kommersant.ru/doc/8652860

Too soon?

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Random fact I find interesting: This big protrusion on the side of this male Orangutan’s face are called flanges, and not every male has them. I’ve seen various explanations why some have them and some don’t but it seems like males with flanges have more offspring.

Meanwhile in Russia… “In Novosibirsk, the prosecutor's office will investigate the situation with the orangutan-themed banners for May 9th.” 🇷🇺: HOW DARE YOU! 🗣️: We’re literally a zoo www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “Zakharova shamed Russians for complaining about the internet.” 🍿 Like I always say, these people tend to make a lot of enemies. www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A batch of drugs was found in a Ufa resident's homemade bricks.” What were the “homemade” bricks made out of? www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

Important questions: 👉 Will a certain someone attend the parade? 👉 If so, will he be sporting something new from North Korea?

‼️ Russia: “Putin stated that Russia had not officially invited anyone to the Victory Day celebrations.” So you could avoid the embarrassment of being rejected? 🇷🇺: 😅 maybe we were just keeping it casual. It’s not like I care (😭) www.interfax.ru/russia/1088574

‼️ Russia: “Peskov stated that Russia does not need anyone's permission to hold the Victory Parade.” Someone is trying to perform damage control 😂 www.interfax.ru/russia/1088587

I love the story arc from 🇷🇺: Ukraine doesn’t exist To 🇺🇦: We will allow you to have a parade in Moscow

‼️ Russia: “Zelensky signed a decree allowing Putin to hold the Victory Day parade in Moscow.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *chef’s kiss* ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/08/z...

Me slowing growing on people 😇 Welcome to the club new followers! bluefacts.app/profile/prun...

I always find it hilarious when a random troll tries to come at me for a source 😂 Y’all know me!

‼️Thread 🧵 There’s a concept that I want to repeat again, because I think it’s important to understand. Because one of the ways Russia tries to project “Russia Strong” is by trying to draw the eye to one metric.

‼️ Russia: “Rosimushchestvo, the Russian Federal Property Management Agency, has announced an auction to sell the state-owned stake in the nationalized gold miner Yuzhuralzoloto” These auctions have not been going well. 😈 ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/08/r...

‼️ Russia: “Russia is suspending all flights in the south of the country until May 12 following a drone strike on a control center.” Flying in Russia at all seemed like a risky choice, but people continued to do it. ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/08/r...

‼️ Russia: “A Z-war correspondent who criticized Putin for internet shutdowns was sent on a "meat assault"” 👉 Yegor Guzenko ("Thirteenth") “went dark on April 27, shortly after he publicly criticized Vladimir Putin over mobile internet outages.” ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/08/r...

Thank goodness for the Bluesky upgrade that allowed for increased resolution! You really can read all the values in the images now! 🤩

‼️ 🇷🇺 NWF Update As of May 2026: The liquid portion of the Russian National Welfare Fund holds: 👉 185.2106 Billion Yuan (0 billion) 👉 145.1801 tons of gold (-0.1683 tons) 👉 1.320.8 Billion Rubles (-1.6155 billion) (Totals for April)

‼️ Russia: Preliminary assessment of the execution of the federal budget for April 2026 from the Ministry of Finance 5.877 Trillion Ruble Deficit

The sounds 😂 www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/eZ...

‼️ Russia: “Farmers Complain About Retailers Restricting Purchases of Domestic Vegetables” And the article talks about in depth about potatoes. iz.ru/2092087/nata...

Meanwhile in Russia… “An exclusive iPhone called "God is with us" was unveiled in Russia.” Um…. www.gazeta.ru/tech/news/20...

Meanwhile in Russia… “A Siberian man dismembered his drinking buddy, packed the body parts into a bag and threw it into a river.” 🇷🇺: 🍻 Cheers! www.gazeta.ru/social/news/...

‼️ Russia: “The Russian Ambassador assessed trade and economic relations between Russia and Australia.” 🇷🇺: Effectively destroyed www.gazeta.ru/business/new...

‼️ Russia: The Victory Parade in Perm has been cancelled. www.interfax.ru/russia/1088300

‼️ Russia: “The Victory Day Parade in Izhevsk has been cancelled.” www.interfax.ru/russia/1088305

Meanwhile in Russian Media… “The number of UAVs shot down en route to Moscow has risen to 20.” 🇺🇦: Happy Victory Parade Eve! www.kommersant.ru/doc/8652000

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Rostov is on fire 🔥

I SAID WHAT I SAID

This just in from the Yaroslavl Refinery…

It really feel like this year, to commemorate Russia’s “Victory Day” celebrations, a lot of mainstream news is FINALLY saying a lot of the stuff I’ve been yelling about for years. Glad to see some people are finally getting with the program!

‼️ Russia: “Mishustin recommended radio to Russians as the "most reliable" means of communication amid internet shutdowns.” Will be hilarious if Ukraine hacks into the broadcast…again. 😂 ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/07/m...

‼️ Russia: “Authorities confirmed the discovery of foot-and-mouth disease at the start of a mass slaughter of livestock in the Novosibirsk region.” This completes the 👉 Russia lies Cycle ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/07/v...

‼️ Russia: “The former Chinese defense minister, who purchased Russian air defense systems and fighter jets, was sentenced to death for corruption.” 👉 Li Shangfu (68) Li Shangfu was appointed in March 2023 & “held the post for only seven months” ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/05/07/z...