that annie andrews video has everything: - blatant homophobia - takes literally 28 seconds to get to ANY kind of point - temu shostakovich soundtrack - abysmal video editing - makes her look like the mom in a 90s nickelodeon sitcom sitting in a walk-in closet instead of a serious candidate

it is honestly, truly astounding how much policing i encountered today given all i did was take the train to one (1) place

Reminder as everyone — correctly — talks about ICE in airports that armed troops are still walking around and that Trump plans to keep them here for the rest of his time in office.

your moment of zen (sound up for harpsichord soundtrack)

anyway I know about the ketchup walls and all that but I am curious to know exactly, specifically what it is that the cabinet members etc are afraid of when they feel like they can’t wear shoes that fit or give the president an actual briefing on the war

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I have found respite from Trump and the Congressional republicans making my neighborhood a total chaos zone (more literally than usual)

hmm MPD have all the streets by Union Station closed while the park police go nuts overhead

One of the OG 1912 cherry blossoms gifted by Japan—lookin pretty good for its age

also just passed one of the better congresswomen on the street, and she looked extremely beleaguered and a bit shell shocked which is 1.) extremely expected and 2.) always kinda disconcerting

checking in on the extra expensive gas station by the senate

whew, finally someone spelled it out www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

"anyway, here's wonderwall"

slotkin missed the offer too i guess

i am a WARRIOR i am MAXXIMALLY LETHAL but DON'T TAKE UGLY PICTURES of me or SAY MEAN THINGS

*clears throat* EXCUSE ME, WHAT?????? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!!! MINUTE TO MINUTE UPDATES!!! PHOTOS!!! VIDEOS!!!! EYE WITNESS TESTIMONIALS!!!!! “We wanted to inform everyone that a wild turkey has made its way onto the 4th floor as of yesterday.” WHAT!??????????!!!!

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entering my risotto era

Bike lanes on 15th Street in D.C. were set to removed starting Monday morning until a last-minute legal move stopped those plans. Here's what's next as advocates protest. nbc4dc.com/iNefTyJ

thanks to @51st.news i know that DC’s losing a real treasure of a park until june (and would’ve lost it til september if not for the public backlash!) because of trump’s ‘keep the district of columbia safe and beautiful’ executive order

gonna re-up this and expand it geographically

"anyway, here's wonderwall"

a lesson learned (from many of us who have dealt with these things already) is to make sure you don't get fooled into thinking that however federal agents act or whatever they do on the first few days of a new thing is how it's going to be all along

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i am always compelled to share that this museum is shaped like the moon

Something I haven’t seen mentioned is that more than TSA work at airports! Janitors, food service, retail, etc. I have no faith that security clearance to work at an airport will keep those people safe from ICE, especially brown and Black people with accents.

when i flew out of Hartsfield–Jackson to go to my Grandmother's funeral in Ohio, i did some googling and back-of-the envelope math and figured out that 2x more people go through that airport every day than live in the entire county in Ohio I was going to for scale of the issue here

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

heyyy this is a thrift store first

sigh

these retweet bots are getting exhausting

is scott bessent actually just the press secretary

sometimes i think about the CISA seminar i had to go to one time pre-Trump and the very real fears of the Iranians hacking the power grid

sometimes I have complex feelings about the first place the Beatles played a concert in the US being a coworking space now

This is how Axl wins the gold medal in Free Style Sleeping. (Seriously how is the comfortable?!) #Caturday

when i try to go on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health

marvel movie ass bad guy shit

inside: another floor speech from based mike lee outside:

is this thing where they stand back to back to watch in multiple directions at once new? hadn’t seen them doing it before maybe a couple weeks ago

safe and beautiful again your tax dollars at work *checks notes* making Christopher Columbus whiter

i get to go to nasa this week and see the gigantic telescope they're building, so that's rad

"Oh, you have a breakfast burrito? You know, I like breakfast burritos."

it must be spring, the cherry blossoms are budding and Bernie is rambling through lower senate park

lol literally just got an ad about the Durbin-Marshall Act

Masuke, 17 years old, lives in Tokyo. That pose is the "Give it to me!" pose.

Out now and ready for your ears: "Proper Nostalgia" by Friction Quartet! Featuring new string quartets by Michi Wiancko, @andrewkrycek.bsky.social, @eyesack.bsky.social, and Alex Dowling. aerocademusic.com/proper-nosta...

It was such a pleasure to help Friction Quartet get this album out into the world! I hope you get to listen to it!!

ok well here is one thing making my day better