fakesharrows
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myopic little twit, ret.
phil should have used NSE consulting for his printing work
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Mitch Ryals
about 13 hours ago
Council Chair Phil Mendelson is facing ethics complaints for using his Council office to print hundreds of pages of materials for his reelection campaign. Councilmembers attended ethics training just days before the apparent violation.
washingtoncitypaper.com/article/7829...
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Council Chair Phil Mendelson Draws Ethics Complaint For Using Government Office For Campaign Activity
“It was a mistake,” the chair said.
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/782998/mendelson-ethics-complaint-government-resources-campaign-activity/
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in my head, I envisioned this lunchtime swim as restorative and balancing. Regrettably my head did not coordinate this will my body, twitchy from a full pot of coffee and otherwise no calories
about 12 hours ago
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ArlingtonAF
about 14 hours ago
15th St Bike Lane & Cherry Blossom 🌸 vid 🚲
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yeah, exactly! bike lanes are for UPS trucks
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about 15 hours ago
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can someone who knows more about replacement level AEI guy thought explain to me why it's so important to the personal liberties newspaper that the supreme court not just affirm the plain meaning of the 14th amendment?
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Opinion | The Supreme Court’s middle way on birthright citizenship
The court doesn’t need to rule on the 14th Amendment, Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh observe.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/04/01/supreme-court-birthright-trump/
about 15 hours ago
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my plan for staying sane this spring is just to ride one of these everyday and so far the rebalancing gods are delivering
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streetcar didn’t work because it didn’t have a dedicated lane. now that we’ve stopped running it we can…start planning for a dedicated lane (for buses)
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1 day ago
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Zach Israel
1 day ago
A reminder that the Spring 2026 Driving Day in Rock Creek Park is 11am-4pm, Sat., April 11! Bring all your cars out to enjoy all that nature has to offer! “Enjoy the views of Rock Creek Park as you drive the entire length of Beach Drive in Washington, DC.”
www.nps.gov/rocr/planyou...
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cars are good and I look forward to driving mine to the new football stadium at RFK when it opens
1 day ago
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the least offensive thing about the ballroom construction is how hideously ugly and out of scale it will look, but this will be what people will notice and they are going to hate it
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yes
2 days ago
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idk Phil, maybe this is something someone could have asked about before giving them all of the money?
3 days ago
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Martin Austermuhle
3 days ago
"When the Commanders were before the council last year I had no sense they were looking at 11-story parking decks. So yeah, the height does bother me," said
@chmnmendelson.bsky.social
today when I asked about him about the possible size of the two parking decks that will be built.
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Martin Austermuhle
3 days ago
An interesting update here: There may be some issues with one of the big parking decks the Commanders want to build on the RFK site. Recently the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts said the deck to the southeast of the new stadium would interfere with views, and asked that it be moved.
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congress has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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3 days ago
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DDOT snuck in some curb hardening as part of the old WMATA HQ reno. I’ll take it
4 days ago
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now it’s spring
4 days ago
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holy smokes
4 days ago
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I liked Blue Moon a lot, mostly because it was allowed to exist at all, and secondly because the stage direction to Ethan Hawke was “let him cook” and he did
5 days ago
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Andrew Small
5 days ago
Park Service kind of pedestrianized 15th Street today?
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Alex Witch-biski 🧙♀️🎃
5 days ago
Uh
#BikeDC
get yourself down to 15th st in front of the monument. Open to people, closed to cars for some time longer today! NPS, thanks for accidently creating the best day ever.
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lots of people out today but it’s like 30 degrees too cold for the city to really be popping
5 days ago
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Rob Pitingolo
6 days ago
For this year's Kite Fest they closed 15th and 17th. No soundtrack of honking. No violent road rage. Just thousands of people enjoying a nice day. We can, in fact, have nice things.
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Alex Witch-biski 🧙♀️🎃
6 days ago
When NPS closed Hains Point to cars in 2021, it was the freaking best. Every year since then as cars clog our roads and clouds of exhaust mingle with the blossoms, I've been a one-trick pony requesting they learn from this. Vindication, at least for the day!
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the same administration that wants to pull out the bike lanes is also doing a
#waroncars
cherry blossom open streets. did we win? are we losing? what is happening
6 days ago
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Nicole McEntee
6 days ago
This is so funny - closing 15th street to cars tomorrow!!
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this is giving hyperloop
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Musk has a plan to make human labor obsolete. Billionaires are joining in.
Tech elites have seized on humanoid robots to transform manual labor and other fields left out of the AI boom, an area called “physical AI.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2026/03/27/musk-optimus-robot-physical-ai/
6 days ago
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yup. same phenomenon with young families on the conveyor belt to the suburbs. just a reflexive 'this is what you do when you grow up' sometimes instead of 'this is our actual desire/preference'
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7 days ago
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it's nice that metro 50 now means something other than 'time between red line trains during safetrack'
7 days ago
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”
7 days ago
DC 15TH STREET BIKE LANE LITIGATION UPDATE:
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huh, the one with the bike lane is moving just fine but the highway is all backed up
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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Alex Witch-biski 🧙♀️🎃
8 days ago
Hey
#BikeDC
, another opportunity!!
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Helder Gil
8 days ago
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J. I. Swiderski, MURP
8 days ago
DDOT's new NOI site *looks* nice, but still doesn't let you link directly to anything. So. Go to
dcgis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/dashboa...
and search for 26-88 on the left, read the Notice in the middle, and comment on the right. Or read it at
app.box.com/shared/stati...
and comment at the link below:
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while everyone is in the mood to save 15th street PBL from the feds, please do your part to save future 15th street PBL from DDOT
survey123.arcgis.com/share/6e61d4...
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NOI Comments Embed Form
https://survey123.arcgis.com/share/6e61d43c7a9f494486a828d920c0e3da?field:noi_id=26-88-TPA&field:closing_date=05/01/2026,%2012:00%20PM&field:noititle=Proposed%20Curbside%20Regulation%20along%20the%20700%20block%20of%2015th%20Street%20NW%20&field:
[email protected]
&field:comment_here=I%20object%20in%20the%20strongest%20terms%20to%20the%20work%20described%20in%20NOI-26-88-TPA.%20DDOT%20should%20abandon%20this%20plan%20and%20proceed%20instead%20with%20the%2015th%20St%20NW%20%26%20H%20St%20NW%20project,%20including%20the%20addition%20of%20a%20two-way%20protected%20bicycle%20lane%20on%20the%20west%20side%20of%2015th%20Street%20NW%20and%20north%20side%20of%20H%20St%20NW.%0A%0AThat%20bike%20lane%20project%20would%20connect%20to%20the%20existing%2015th%20Street%20protected%20bike%20lanes%20to%20the%20north%20and%20the%20south%20of%20the%20project%20area,%20providing%20a%20safe%20connection%20for%20bicyclists%20outside%20of%20the%20White%20House%20security%20perimeter.%20Mayor%20Bowser%20recently%20noted%20that%20the%2015th%20St.%20protected%20bike%20lanes%20just%20south%20of%20the%20NY%20Ave.-H%20St.%20segment%20%22enhanced%20traffic%20flow,%20reducing%20travel%20times%20in%20both%20the%20northbound%20and%20southbound%20directions,%22%20that%20%22this%20corridor%20carries%20nearly%204,000%20daily%20riders,%20and%20since%20the%20bike%20lane%20was%20installed,%20crashes%20have%20dropped%2046%25%20and%20bicycle%20injuries%20by%2091%25.%22%0A%0ABy%20contrast%20conversion%20of%20the%20curbside%20lane%20on%20the%20west%20side%20of%2015th%20St%20NW%20between%20H%20St%20%26%20New%20York%20Ave%20NW,%20to%20parking,%20would%20only%20add%20to%20traffic%20congestion%20and%20would%20degrade%20safety%20for%20all%20road%20users.%0A%0ADDOT%20should%20proceed%20with%20the%2015th%20St%20NW%20protected%20bike%20lane%20project,%20a%20safety%20project%20would%20extend%20the%20bike%20lanes%20the%20mayor%20is%20defending.%20DDOT%20should%20not%20proceed%20with%20the%20parking%20scheme
8 days ago
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are we doing peak bloom tomorrow then?
8 days ago
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first we make it to april 22. then May. June and July everyone's on vacation. August is too hot. Got college football in September and October, so that's pretty distracting. Thanksgiving is November and Christmas is December. then we hope it's still there in January and see.
8 days ago
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bikepedantic
8 days ago
15th St NW Cherry Blossom protected bike lane removal paused until April 22
#bikedc
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Agreement hits the brakes on National Mall bike lane battle
The project is now paused until at least April 22.
https://www.wusa9.com/article/traffic/national-mall-bike-lane-removal-project-on-pause/65-e66c3c2a-12ae-4501-987e-907b9aab60c8
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the LLM that writes that op eds for the local personal liberties newspaper has been on a kick lately about transportation issues and unfortunately has a streetcar take
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Opinion | A streetcar no one desired
The white elephant project will run for the final time on March 31.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2026/03/23/dc-streetcar-transport-mayor-waste/
10 days ago
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Josh Gerstein
10 days ago
JUST IN: Judge Amy Berman Jackson (Obama/DC) draws new suit of Trump admin plan to remove 15th St bike lane near National Mall and replace with auto traffic. Doc:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.290657/gov.uscourts.dcd.290657.1.0_2.pdf
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Washington Area Bicyclist Association
10 days ago
Because many of you have asked!
wabastore.square.site/product/-don...
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Martin Austermuhle
10 days ago
The full WABA lawsuit is here for your reading pleasure:
www.scribd.com/document/101...
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Client Challenge
https://www.scribd.com/document/1016354629/2026-03-23-WABA-Complaint?_gl=1*16cs6tj*_up*MQ..*_ga*MTgwMDQ4MTA4NC4xNzc0Mjg2NDY3*_ga_Z4ZC50DED6*czE3NzQyODY0NjYkbzEkZzEkdDE3NzQyODY0NjckajU5JGwwJGgw*_ga_8KZ8BV0P5W*czE3NzQyODY0NjYkbzEkZzEkdDE3NzQyODY0NjckajU5JGwwJGgw
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I am chaperoning a first grade field trip and the pure joy and chaos of a group of 50 pedestrian children marauding through Shaw and Logan to get to the bus is the best kind of critical mass
11 days ago
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Nicole McEntee
11 days ago
Full video Featuring me, Jack, and Brian
www.wusa9.com/article/traf...
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Hundreds of bicyclists protest planned removal of protected lanes near National Mall
The Federal Highway Administration plans to remove the lanes between Constitution Avenue and the Tidal Basin.
https://www.wusa9.com/article/traffic/dc-bike-lane-protest/65-e7644371-77b2-4bff-bbe2-f13f8d754d0d
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“Anger. Sadness.”- me, on tv, summing things up specifically and generally
11 days ago
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Nicole McEntee
11 days ago
Featuring Jack and
@fakesharrows.bsky.social
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Washington Area Bicyclist Association
11 days ago
Monday 15th Street Updates: lawsuit, weeklong reprieve (if they follow the rules), rally TODAY at noon.
waba.org/2026/03/20/1...
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