“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia

We insist that our library kids get to grow old. Protect them at all costs. Let them play, let them learn, let them be loved, keep them safe 💛

I keep saying this… SOMETHING BROKE IN 2024 & TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE IGNORING THAT. Black Folks are exhausted. We are out here side eyeing a good chunk of y’all & you don’t even realize it. Some of y’all will concentrate on any & everything except the Black Vote and everyone is going to suffer.

this is a funny way to say haha sucker after taking money and keeping it

oh, you mean they don't like it when someone takes their work without permission? oh, they only don't like it when it's their work and they aren't the ones stealing it? cool cool

people are saying "hey democrats" like biden didn't do this only to lose on appeal when businesses sued all the ideas are democratic ideals

...Those who brush these stories aside saying things like, he should have done it the right way. He did do it the right way. This is what people were told to do. The laws changed around them. I cannot emphasize that enough. People came here because of a promise that America made to the world.

“His most recent piece for the student paper, which was published last month, criticized what he described as discriminatory hiring practices in academia biased against white men” well knock me over with a feather

Trump just fired all three remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission, leaving the agency with no commissioners just months before the midterms

If Fetterman leaves the Democrats for the Republicans, he will be the first Senator in US history to simultaneously raise the average IQ of both parties.

platner is locking maine dems in a room until monday 🚩

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

none of their deaths will be painful enough, some won't be painful at all, that's ok, as long as they're dead

the google search result for erlind haaland is fun if you click the party popper i guess it's a drum beat but it reminds me of the l&o theme lol share.google/GR0TgatniXMF...

taps post 👇🏼

ok, this is just funny on its face lol

i saw chase is advertising they have humans lol

(Oopsie; a year and 22 days.) www.jpost.com/middle-east/...

if this isn't the case in your state, contact your state govt and demand it it's a necessity

big if he can find it on a map

kavanaugh stops are never beating the charges

people: haha communism! it's not, it's toxic capitalism as expected from trump privately owned exclusively in nj & pa by shell corporation llc whose owners are not named let's guess, shall we? which trump do you think owns these gas stations? www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

i don't care who you are if you buy gas from these places you're abetting murder i said what i said

i'll assume they saw "cambridge" & concluded "uk" this mural is in cambridge maryland, painted 2019 there's a whole story about it & the little girl in that picture also, it really looks like someone ai cleaned up that picture labeled street art, london 🙄 www.cnn.com/2019/05/21/u...

gemini just texted me and now i'm shopping for a new phone because fuck samsung now

there's an emoji in slack that's a profile of angry face shaking it's fist at the sky and i feel that

when someone finally drives directly at ice the village will be eaten by the wolf and be crushed by the falling sky for lack of trust in their crying

learn something when we don't approve of nazi tattoos, and kidnapping racists there's no one they can hate that i hate that would make me their friend when they whitely hate the people i care about and definitely lose the smug, because this is twice you "owned the libs" for a loser like a maga

me: i need you to do this them: them: them: me: hello? it's been 6 months them: them: them: AD: them retired, here's a proposal we submitted without discussing with you; we'll need your help doing the labor bc even tho i used to work in office full time, now it's too far me: bitch what?

this *should* be an evergreen every adult can post but schrodinger's senator's seat remains empty for *some* unknown reason

this is funny because he completely ignored all the red flags that came before so much so that i'll never be convinced they weren't accepted as qualifications by him

some people: everyone liked him low value to bernie voters: tf? no we didn't, we said "HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THE BIG RED FLAGS ON THAT ASSHOLE" got abused for it like we did w fetterman, called all kinds of names bc it takes more than "i hate the same ppl" i'm not facilitating any list, right or left

It's gets even more outrageous

ICE defended its decision to target Mohammad Nazeer Paktiawal for deportation, though he had not been convicted in any case. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

i have to go back to work tomorrow after 3 weeks of not needing any valium at all

the best time was the 70s, the next best was the 80s, after that it was the 90s the aughts, then the teens; finally, any time since 2000 after today, which was the most recent best time, tomorrow is the next best time every day is a great day for it, but any day now would be best

i can't find a home to buy after saving every spare penny because they're all air bnbs, literally, no lie; everyone where i want to retire to is renting on air bnb & not selling and it isn't even a destination location, so his bs is extra notfunny

Here I reflect on a moment that put me on the national radar for a lot of you! Have you seen the John Oliver video? (Please take a look and subscribe to my YouTube channel.)

Some videos speak for themselves

250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.

How many of yall are too young to have been in a K-Mart?

true patriot presidents die on july 4th

do you think a lot of people playing pig snorts at top volume on their phones every time he opens his mouth would do it?

This is where we are.. We tBe poople

bananas taste like thick air

this is how i picture my traveling bar at the senior living community when i move in

"mitches in ditches, and other hopeful tales"

ever?

dropping dead on camera on july 4th would be independence

hitler actually started with the workers party once he convinced them his list was their list they began but first, he stole a party by telling them what they wanted to hear & made them nazis by association, then nazis in practice