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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

“Fellas, does owning a Shih Tzu make you gay?” Like you can’t even monetize shitposting on threads so this crotch goblin is doing it for the love of the game

CBS has cancelled a story about the Christmas Nigeria bombings because Bari Weiss complained it implied that Nigerians are human beings without seeking an alternative perspective from Steven Miller.

the maintenance guy runs the heat at 78-89f from about 10pm - 6am when he wakes up so i have to open the windows to live at night, then he shuts the heat off all day while he's out pretending to work so it's freezing in here he gets a free apartment & paid to set everything to his own comfort

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it'll take decades to fix everything he's fucked up in 11 months and there's still three more years of this shit his legacy is the destruction of 250 years of building in less than a year

just hit "do not disturb" on my phone, jic

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If you don't see why UK needs a *robust*, politically *independent*, securely funded #BBC, this shows you. Really American: ‘FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr announced that they will be hiring a "bias monitor" at #CBS "who would report directly to the President." State run TV is officially here.’

gotta figure out how to hook the dvd player to this tv so i can watch my christmas movies, pulp fiction & dogma, tomorrow

How the year started vs how the year ended

i'm no lawyer, but isn't scotus ruling that trump can't deploy natguard to chicago precedence to stop him from deploying to any other city? and if not, why?

are we sure hegsdeath didn't shoot that plane down over galveston bay?

🎵 ‘Through the years we all will be together/if the States allow’ 🎵

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jfc this is going to go to bad places fast

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Young care leavers in England to get free prescriptions, dental and eye services

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

‘Tis the season for solidarity! As you finish your holiday shopping and buy your last-minute gifts, remember to buy union-made goods! https://go.aflcio.org/gifts

all i did today was sort through the 3 years of multiple piles of mail, receipts, documents into shred, recycle, shoe box sized pile of keep and i'm so fucking tired wtf

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And this all happened in July and didn’t leak until now.

The story is insane. The acting head of cyber security, a Noem crony, repeatedly demanded to see highly classified information he didn’t need access to, and when staff set up a lie detector test as a condition to grant him access, he failed it. So DHS suspended the staffers.

i have to go out, i don't want to go out, is there a draftkings for this?

using ai in tribute to rob reiner's work is creepy af wtf people

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

i've been allowing myself some hope recently and thinking that maybe if the exchange rate & dollar hold i could go build a small house next year on my grandfather's land he left & escape this shithole country... guaranteeing the exchange rate & the dollar will tank, or someone's squatting on it 😮‍💨

i can't ride my scooter anymore to go shopping, and everywhere i need to be is in different directions and ride shares aren't the deal they were before the pandemic, so i think i'm sitting out this christmas and people can not come to get no gifts for a change this year

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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

what a gift

if it's legal then fuck it, mamdani trump tower would be funny af

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a lot of people didn't vote for this a lot of people didn't vote, for this

Hey so, i would encourage my fellow performers to not do any shows at the Kennedy Center until it reverts to it’s original name Thank you for your attention to this matter (yes I’ve already performed there so it’s an easier decision for me)

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so they apparently found the ri shooter suspect dead in a salem nh storage facility

tell me...why?

The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.

never forget how & why, and why we need to undo everything he filthed up with his traitorous authoritarianism

This is a wildly unethical study that would be illegal to conduct in the United States. Have you heard of the Tuskegee experiments (crimes against humanity)? This sounds like that.

Yeah, so about that "warrior bonus."

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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 PRINCE ROGERS NELSON CHOSE THE COLOR PURPLE AS HIS EMBLEMATIC COLOR BECAUSE OF THE BOOK HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON (this has been verified) which -- absolutely changes how imma hear Purple Rain from now on idk abt you (PS that is not a white child, fight me)

i don't know who's watching the oral sphincter so i don't have to, but i want you to know you don't have to do that for me

Whatever you do, do not use an AI agent to automate this process and create realistic sounding locations with AI generated photos of fake people in bathrooms. That would be really unethical and wrong.

i wish reporters would go as hard at trump as they do at ri officials for trying to not fuck up their investigation by releasing every piece of evidence and lead they're working and verifying