so much for that davos speech

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

We’re really stuck in a world where the “two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyy” are heads of state who need constant distractions to stay in power. I hate it here

maybe the former weekend morning talk show host and the wrestlemania ceo and the podcasters running everything will be able to pull off regime change in one of the most politically complicated areas of the world

a progressive income tax? sorry kiddo, that betrays a "utopian" desire that can only ever end in tragedy. but a relentless program of constant wars, occupations, and genocides fast and slow, for oil, land, and fulfilling the commands of a blood-hungry god? thats just Adults in the Room doing Policy

Canada is not only complicit in and supportive of Israel's US-led war in Iran, we profit from it with help from this little-known Crown corporation. #cdnpoli

Caught making a 'set of lies,' Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim offers no answers vancouversun.com/opinion/colu...

in less than 6 months Condé Nast got rid of every trans woman on editorial. there is no liberal media. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

My goodness.

The stubborn refusal to go to bed when you’re exhausted and have nothing else to do should be monetized

Execs across Hollywood spent this winter buzzing about ‘Heated Rivalry,’ trying to understand what made it connect with audiences so quickly — and how to replicate that success.

Just finished the Behind the Bastards episodes on the impact of Jeffrey Epstein. And like a takeway is that he started funding anti-trans research because he allegedly SA'd a trans girl (she was 16 at the time) who turned around and sued his ass for it and he was mad that she sued him.

I don’t know, dudes, what is every city without billionaires, which is many many cities in the country and the world? I’m not saying you can’t debate the economic impacts, but framing this as if the presence of billionaires drives *the identity of a city* is, frankly, extremely goofy.

Worth noting that on a different website, multiple ABC Vancouver officials follow accounts that post constantly about how Sean Orr is a terrible human being and make all sorts of unproven claims, including one account that creates AI videos of Orr doing all sorts of illegal or evil acts

powerful academics getting to retire after being linked to a child sex trafficer is not "accountability" or "facing consequences" or "a reckoning" or "justice" it's just them retiring. These institutions continue to beclown themselves. Divest.

Anthropic still owes me $3000 for stealing my book

Fucking hell when I pointed out this morning Ellison had a history of hiring (untalented) men who faced allegations of sexual harassment, had no idea a new one would drop in hours www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Is this the same Max Landis who DMd me to say how personally hurt and offended he was that @sassquachcomics.bsky.social drew a funny Mickey Mouse comic inspired by one of my tweets because Mickey Mouse parody is HIS thing, HE is the person who thought of parodying Mickey Mouse.

Dave & Buster are also Barnes & Noble. David Barnes and Buster Noble are bros who own two companies.

Dear Jeffrey,

'The Pitt' and the Profound Impact of Empathy

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

This absolute freak is right, if you eat meat, you should be eating liver, it's extremely nutrient-dense.

Terrible headline (this is NOT what the new research - link below - shows!), terrible AI image! Argh! Here’s the actual research: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... Where do I start?! 1/4

Sounds about right. Homo sapiens were faster, but Neanderthals were physically much stronger. Male Neanderthals could likely easily overpower female homo sapiens, but male homo sapiens likely couldn't easily overpower female Neanderthals.

The Crown Corporation Quietly Promoting Military Exports To The U.S. “This is just business as usual, despite the international geopolitical arrangement seemingly dismantling in front of us.” www.readthemaple.com/the-crown-co...

I will delete a post and orphan your replies because I am very powerful.

I love following this CNBC account because you get stuff like this where it’s like “one idea from Henry Ford inspires this Silicon Valley innovator: a profitable business is better than one which loses money”

Asimov's Fourth Law of Robotics: Have fun!

Biden staked so much of his candidacy on “I’m the guy who is friends with all the senators i can work with republicans“ and they never gave him a fucking inch while Mamdani is doing Jedi hand waves into a phone

If I had an enchanted sword, I would be really smug about people with regular swords

I’m going to be honest with you, sometimes I don’t know what to do when I am not inside my own home. If I’m somewhere else, man, well there is a chance I might be Fucking Weird. forgive me

Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol

The reviews for Scream 7 are looking pretty scary.

For no reason, just posting this here as a reminder that art doesn’t need to be owned by a corporation and sold and conglomerated for billions. Support indie art. It is (almost literally) the only art that remains🖤☠️ store.tenebrouspress.com

Labour's swing toward racism is perhaps the biggest unforced error in British political history; burnt their base to ashes and won them not a single vote on the right.

This was at the Sirens game tonight. The other Zamboni had a trans flag.

Oh? We’re NOT the center of the universe, but our planetary gravitational pull is somehow conveniently 1G of and our sun is 1 solar mass? Pretty big coincidence.

No but this is entirely correct

So many things can be turned into musical instruments, my kids threatened.

This motion passed. No surprises there, but I tried to delve into the back story behind this training facility. Sources say the mayors chief of staff told them the developer behind the project risks foreclosure if Woodward’s is not tenanted.

It's so fucking embarrassing that they've just started lifting our right-wing aesthetics wholesale, you guys are supposed to be all about British culture and tradition and you're posing with two thumbs up like a doofus because that's what the president of the United States does?

One of the things I like about the first season of THE X-FILES is that it's kind of a workplace show, with that workplace being the Bureau. Bunch of episodes involve old deskmates, office exes, careerist colleagues from the academy, etc. Very much a show about having a job.

It needs to be noted that the VPD has worked hand-in-hand with ABC to secure ever larger budgets and the VPD has provided statistics that aren't always factual or trustworthy.

I, for one, am relieved that the office towers are continuing to recover. Thank you, human beings, for the sacrifice you and your families are making.

Nothing in these rules says I'd have to digest the beers and tacos, just drink and eat them. That, my friends, is called the vomit loophole.

“anyway so how’s your flesh prison been tho”

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

So funny that Dems have spent a decade unable to unravel the complex mind of the dumbest man in politics, then Mamdani instantly came up with "be charismatic and strong" and "make him fake newspapers" and it's Super Effective.